1 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:12,273 [rain pattering] 2 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:19,802 [thunder rumbles in distance] 3 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:26,069 [breath trembling] 4 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:29,203 [breathes deeply] 5 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,817 [sniffles] 6 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:44,305 [grunts softly] 7 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,316 ♪ 8 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:06,066 [exhales] 9 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:15,118 ♪ 10 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:17,077 [exhales] 11 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:38,315 [breathes shakily] 12 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:41,710 ♪ 13 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,846 BARISTA: Grande nonfat latte for Monica. 14 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,240 Thanks. Uh, probably my last time. 15 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,155 -I'm moving to New York next week. -Oh, my gosh, 16 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,983 we'll miss you. 17 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,115 [chuckles]: Bye. 18 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,205 ["Beautiful Life" by Ace of Base playing] 19 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,468 ♪ It's a beautiful life♪ 20 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,122 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh♪ 21 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,645 ♪ It's a beautiful life...♪ 22 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,299 INSTRUCTOR: All right. Here we go. Okay, ready? 23 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:06,604 We'll start with our right foot. Good. 24 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:08,171 ♪ It's a beautiful life...♪ 25 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:10,956 One more each side. Really make it count. 26 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,480 -Come on, Monica. -[whoops] 27 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:18,834 [sighs] 28 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,798 LINDA: Where on God's green earth? 29 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:28,757 I was working out. Jesus, Linda. 30 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:31,847 Your discipline-- you make me feel like a slob. 31 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,805 Listen, can you do lunch in an hour? 32 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:37,026 -I'm in the middle of packing. -Monica, I have good news. 33 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,984 I may have found a solution to our problem. 34 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,943 -Really? -Let's meet in the food court, 35 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,684 Pentagon City. 36 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:13,367 ♪ 37 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,641 [door opens] 38 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:29,644 Subject's arrived. 39 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,124 Yeah. 40 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,301 ♪ 41 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,832 ♪ 42 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:48,489 Hi. 43 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:55,191 Thank you. 44 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:12,034 ♪ 45 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:28,877 ♪ 46 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,980 Miss Lewinsky, we're agents with the Federal Bureau 47 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:47,330 of Investigation authorized by the attorney general 48 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,767 to investigate crimes committed in relation to 49 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:52,161 -the Paula Jones lawsuit. -Linda? 50 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:53,858 FALLON: Miss Lewinski, you're in serious trouble. 51 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:57,166 IRONS: And we just want to talk to you. 52 00:04:57,340 --> 00:05:00,212 I-I can't talk to you without my attorney. 53 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,171 IRONS: That's fine, but you should know 54 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,652 in that case, you may not be able to help yourself. 55 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,871 Monica, they did the same thing to me. 56 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,917 This is for your own good. 57 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:16,838 IRONS: How about we speak somewhere more quiet? 58 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:26,021 [elevator dings] 59 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:38,338 [doors squeak closed] 60 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:44,431 [breath trembles] 61 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:55,311 ♪ 62 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:06,061 [elevator dings] 63 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:25,559 [beeps] 64 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:32,000 [beeps] 65 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:37,353 ♪ 66 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:45,405 Miss Lewinsky. Good afternoon. 67 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:49,626 Monica, my name is Mike Emmick. 68 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,236 I'm with the office of the independent counsel, 69 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,803 Kenneth Starr. 70 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:54,675 [door closing] 71 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,330 Can we get her out of the room, please? 72 00:06:58,505 --> 00:06:59,941 -I mean, come on. -No. 73 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,509 Make her stay and watch. 74 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:08,428 I want that treacherous bitch to see what she's done to me. 75 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,782 ♪ 76 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:25,619 [alarm clock beeping] 77 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:27,882 [beeping stops] 78 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:44,464 TV NEWSMAN: ...money that the Clintons invested, um, 79 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:47,423 in land with another couple, James and Susan McDougal, 80 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,425 in 1978. 81 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:52,863 The crux of it is, they had this land deal together... 82 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:55,910 Allison, let's go. We're going to be late. 83 00:07:57,259 --> 00:08:00,567 [blender whirring] 84 00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:04,745 ♪ 85 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:15,277 Morning. 86 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,242 Uh, staples. 87 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,941 -It has a paper clip. -We use staples. 88 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:34,775 [phone rings] 89 00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:37,778 Good morning. White House Counsel's Office. 90 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,694 Yes, just one moment. I'll transfer you. 91 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:45,046 [phone ringing] 92 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,747 BERNIE: My dinner tonight, move it to 8:00. 93 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,619 Yes, Bernie, will do. 94 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:55,056 Linda, can I ask you to mail these for me? 95 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,884 LINDA: Of course. 96 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,800 BERNIE: Vince, are you seeing this? 97 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:06,720 We're actually getting a day of good press. 98 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:10,071 -They love Ruth. -Good pick. 99 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:12,160 Are you all right? 100 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:14,728 [clicks tongue] 101 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:17,948 We hit a home run for the president today. 102 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:19,210 Stop worrying about the travel office. 103 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:21,561 Stop worrying about Whitewater. 104 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,840 -[water running] -[lock clicks] 105 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,956 -Hello. -Good morning. 106 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,896 [scoffs] 107 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,072 Let me tell you one thing, Mrs. Bush would rather have 108 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:40,988 been catheterized than used the communal ladies' room. 109 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,381 I'm serious. What was she doing in there? 110 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,035 Probably what everyone does. 111 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,863 -[scoffs] -You're so hard on them. 112 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:49,213 You only say that because your husband's a donor. 113 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,694 Linda, her office is on this floor where... 114 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,523 I have to stop you. Listen to what you just said. 115 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,830 As though that's not unbelievably disturbing 116 00:10:57,004 --> 00:11:00,660 in itself-- the first lady's office in the West Wing. 117 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,575 Well, how else is she gonna get close enough to Vince? 118 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,840 -Oh, no. -A lot of people say it's true. 119 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,755 Now, I'm in a position to know that 120 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:10,582 Vince Foster is a man of integrity. 121 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:15,675 If you'll excuse me, some of us have real jobs. 122 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:20,157 COULTER [on TV]: It's breathtaking. 123 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:23,813 -Your messages. -Oh, thank you. 124 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:26,816 COULTER: ...saying what's incompetence and what's deliberate... 125 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,426 Need anything else? 126 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,254 COULTER: We all know how liberals 127 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,692 over atThe Washington Post will spin it. 128 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:36,173 But I keep saying, to anyone who will listen, 129 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:39,699 all roads lead to Hillary Rodham Clinton. 130 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,571 -Every time. Every single scandal... -Lunch? 131 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,007 ...seems to have her fingerprints all over it. 132 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,400 Of course. 133 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:50,666 [soft piano music playing] 134 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:15,517 There you go. 135 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,825 [chuckles] 136 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,827 Thought maybe you could use a treat. 137 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,526 You're a kind person, Linda. 138 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,148 LINDA: Mr. Nussbaum and his wife will be dining 139 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,890 with Estelle Parsons of TV's Roseanne. 140 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:44,111 So you'll have two VIPs at the table. 141 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,634 If you could... 142 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,594 Excellent. Thank you, Carlo. 143 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,771 It's always a pleasure working with you. 144 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,953 Well, I left some M&Ms on the tray. 145 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,171 For you. 146 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:04,044 Oh. Thank you. 147 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,307 I'll be back. 148 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,454 [elevator dings in distance] 149 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:26,066 ♪ 150 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,165 [car approaching] 151 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:40,167 [birds chirping] 152 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,343 ♪ 153 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,926 [brakes squeak] 154 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:05,714 [breathes deeply] 155 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,203 [exhales shakily] 156 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:34,830 [breathing heavily] 157 00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:53,153 ♪ 158 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,521 ♪ 159 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,918 [exhales sharply] 160 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,447 [gunshot] 161 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,543 [drops keys] 162 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:48,077 A lot of money earned by our players in that first round. 163 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,253 Let's see if they can keep it going in Double Jeopardy! 164 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:53,474 [electronic blipping on TV] 165 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:54,736 Here we go... 166 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,784 -TV ANNOUNCER: CNN breaking news. -REPORTER: Good evening. 167 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,438 -[microwave beeping] -We've just gotten word 168 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,701 that a body found in Fort Marcy Park is that 169 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,226 of Deputy White House Counsel Vincent Foster. 170 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,010 Early reports indicating that this appears 171 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,533 to have been a suicide. 172 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,361 It's a busy scene right now. 173 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,407 Investigators have been here for about four hours. 174 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,365 Of course, details are extremely vague. 175 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:18,194 We'll update you as soon as we get some new news. 176 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,588 NEWSMAN: Thanks, Chris. Again, shocking news tonight, 177 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,546 with the apparent suicide of Deputy White House Counsel 178 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,200 Vince Foster. 179 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,680 Foster joined the Clinton administration 180 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,290 just six months ago. 181 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,075 -He was most recently linked... -LINDA: No. 182 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,685 ...to the White House travel office investigation. 183 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,255 ♪ 184 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,433 [elevator dings] 185 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,397 Good morning, gentlemen. 186 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,921 Well, excuse me, but this is my office. 187 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:50,966 BERNIE: Yeah, she's okay. 188 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,577 Thank you, excuse me. 189 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,580 Linda, it's all just so awful. 190 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,104 Someone's going to want to talk to me. 191 00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,409 -You should take the day off. -Bernie, 192 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,150 I was the last one to see him alive. 193 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,499 -Of course. -Excuse me, 194 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:03,631 where are you taking that? 195 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,241 W-What is he doing with that? 196 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:06,590 -Linda. -Excuse me. 197 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:07,983 -Sir? -BERNIE: Linda! 198 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,506 Excuse me, I'm talking to you. 199 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,117 Who told you you could take that? 200 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,815 Bernie Nussbaum is who told me to take this. 201 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,820 ♪ 202 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,482 [ship horn blows in distance] 203 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,049 [seagulls screeching] 204 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,225 [stroller rattling] 205 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,924 [music playing faintly nearby] 206 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:45,238 Yeah, I finally got him to go down for a nap. 207 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,501 He's been fussin' all day. 208 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,766 Yeah, I got it. 209 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,379 Well, what do you think? Steve sounded upset. 210 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,989 I don't even think he read it. 211 00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,687 [keys jangle] 212 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,957 -I gotta go. -[keys drop] 213 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,437 [phone beeps] 214 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,532 You okay? 215 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,796 No, Paula, I'm not okay. Jesus. 216 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,021 I finally get an audition. 217 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,980 Finally start feeling good about being here. 218 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,330 Well, this doesn't take away your audition. 219 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,115 Feeling like I won't have to spend my life at the airline-- 220 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,464 God, how am I gonna go into work with this 221 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:38,943 fucking thing floating around?! 222 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,336 I never even heard of that magazine before. 223 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,685 I bet nobody even read it. 224 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,209 Saying that my wife 225 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,385 went into a hotel room with Bill Clinton. 226 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,778 And then afterwards, you went and told his trooper 227 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,040 you wanted to be his girlfriend. 228 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,868 That is a lie and you know it. 229 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,219 You went up to the hotel room. That part wasn't a lie. 230 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,698 How many times are we gonna talk about this? 231 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,353 Everyone we know is gonna read this! 232 00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:59,138 About my wife! 233 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,227 Hey. Hey. 234 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,715 We can fix this. 235 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,109 We just got to show 'em what really happened. 236 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,244 How? 237 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:23,510 Deb knows a lawyer. He did her divorce. 238 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,520 [door slams] 239 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:44,357 So then, uh, what's the real story? 240 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,013 Well, I was working the registration desk 241 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,929 for the Quality Management conference in Little Rock. 242 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,758 Uh, Governor Clinton came through the lobby 243 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:58,588 and one of his state troopers told me... 244 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,764 "The governor would like to see you in his room." 245 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:06,117 So I said, "Gosh, okay." And... 246 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,164 I went up there. Then... 247 00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:18,260 Um, we were alone. Me and Clinton. 248 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,480 And he said "hi" real friendly, 249 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,395 uh, started complimenting me. 250 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:24,919 Next thing I know, he's... 251 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,530 getting real close, trying to kiss on me. 252 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:31,273 So I went and sat on a sofa across the room, trying to... 253 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:34,407 show him I'm not interested. 254 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,191 But then... 255 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:41,109 He comes in, sits right by me and... 256 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:46,506 That's... that's when I saw... 257 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,034 Saw what? 258 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,257 He'd taken it out, his... 259 00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,651 ...uh, his business, right-right out, 260 00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,784 right out in the air. 261 00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:05,873 Um... 262 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:12,227 And then he asked me to kiss it. 263 00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:16,492 What'd you do? 264 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,668 I said no; I'm not that kind of girl. 265 00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,802 And he said "okay," and I walked right out. 266 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:24,544 I'm from Lonoke. My daddy was a preacher. 267 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:27,242 I am not going around to Quality Management conferences 268 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,200 -giving out oral sex. -Okay. 269 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,507 -Roger that. -I am disgusted. 270 00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:34,771 I am upset and I want an apology. 271 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:38,862 W-Well, now, the magazine was clever about 272 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,603 -avoiding your last name. -No, 273 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,997 I want an apology from him. 274 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,260 The president? 275 00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:51,179 And we'd like a role on Designing Womenfor Steve. 276 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:54,313 Yeah, I could be like a-a love interest for Delta Burke. 277 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,271 You know? Maybe they could bring me back 278 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:57,881 if the chemistry is good. 279 00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,710 I don't know if you saw the film Mystery Train, 280 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,669 but Steve played the role of Elvis. 281 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,715 He's a very talented actor and we know that 282 00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,935 the Clintons are friends with the couple that make that show. 283 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,808 Uh... o-okay. 284 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,811 I suppose, uh, legally speaking, 285 00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:19,642 this is a, uh, women's harassment scenario. 286 00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:20,730 That's right. 287 00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:24,473 So, can you help us? 288 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,695 I ain't tough enough to sue the president of the United States. 289 00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:31,001 I'm gonna be honest with y'all about that, but... 290 00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:34,091 maybe if we get some attention on you, 291 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,659 his people'll settle quick to keep us quiet. 292 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,792 You all right with some attention? 293 00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:46,147 ♪ 294 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:50,325 Bernie, this has ruined his trip to the Ukraine. 295 00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:52,849 It's the Ukraine-- what's the best thing that could happen? 296 00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:54,851 Do you not see that we're paralyzed? 297 00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:56,766 We can't pass a bill. We can't even get a health care hearing. 298 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:57,854 BERNIE: Come on, George. 299 00:22:58,028 --> 00:22:59,290 We have one way out of this 300 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,510 and you're telling him not to take it. 301 00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:03,425 I know you have an impressive 13 months of experience here 302 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,253 in town, but, George, I lived through Watergate. 303 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:06,515 Appointing an independent counsel 304 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:08,256 is not a way out of anything. 305 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:11,477 He did nothing wrong. We appoint one and this is over 306 00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:13,392 -in six months. -BERNIE: No, we appoint one, and that person 307 00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,916 is under enormous pressure to come up with something. 308 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,787 Whitewater will just be the beginning. 309 00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:19,310 They can't just... 310 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:21,095 They will not stop until they find a crime. 311 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:23,619 Do you understand? They will not stop! 312 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:24,968 He appoints an independent counsel, 313 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:26,840 it destroys his presidency. 314 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:43,900 You hear that? 315 00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:48,514 If they appoint an independent counsel, I will have to testify. 316 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:49,906 You'll be okay. 317 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,213 Oh, Kathleen, I saw them moving files. 318 00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:53,910 So just say that. 319 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,695 I'm in the eye of a hurricane. 320 00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:58,698 What are you doing? 321 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,308 They told me to restock the pens. 322 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,050 Oh, God. Will you not just ask the president 323 00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,618 -for a real job? -I don't know him that well. 324 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:07,707 -Oh... [scoffs] -I'm just a donor's wife. 325 00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:10,666 Oh, please. Every Monday I have to hear about 326 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,277 how you talked to him at some chichi fundraiser. 327 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,802 While I've been sitting home alone, watching paint dry. 328 00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:18,979 Well, we've discussed this. You need to get back out there. 329 00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,372 Yeah, me at a singles bar. They'll be lining up. 330 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,244 -You're so hard on yourself. -Well, I don't have time 331 00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:24,593 with all the chaos here. 332 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,813 Bernie is a basket case, I need a lawyer, 333 00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:28,902 and you will not believe the meeting I just agreed to. 334 00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:30,469 What? 335 00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:32,296 Well, someone told me that the best way 336 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,342 to protect myself is to write a book. 337 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:37,345 Really? How exciting. 338 00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,349 It's strategic, Kathleen. 339 00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:51,315 I'm not going to that. Uh-uh. My client has a book party. 340 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,362 Besides, last time I was in a room with Lady Bird Johnson, 341 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,408 she tried to push me down a flight of stairs. Ha! 342 00:24:57,583 --> 00:25:00,063 Did I say I didn't deserve it? [chuckles] 343 00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:01,369 Oh, gotta go. 344 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:04,677 I think I see my 4:00. 345 00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:06,940 Ah. 346 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,509 So... 347 00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,904 Was it murder? 348 00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:17,080 Oh, no. I have no reason to believe that. 349 00:25:17,254 --> 00:25:18,908 But he was sleeping with Hillary. 350 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:21,737 Vince Foster was a faithful husband 351 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,739 who tragically committed suicide. 352 00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:25,741 It was very sad. 353 00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:29,528 Huh. You know, sad doesn't sell books. 354 00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:32,139 I'm sorry, ma'am, this is a nonsmoking section. 355 00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:34,271 Oh, fantastic. 356 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:37,927 The whole earth is becoming Berkeley, California. 357 00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:41,975 So, what can you give me? 358 00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:44,151 Well... 359 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:46,893 There's the president. 360 00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:48,851 -Let me guess. -[Linda chuckles] 361 00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:50,418 There's this cute little blonde. 362 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,681 She was a stewardess on his campaign plane 363 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,814 and it appears that someone deemed that 364 00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:57,904 sufficient experience for a job in the West Wing. 365 00:25:58,078 --> 00:25:59,514 What's her name? 366 00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:04,214 If you're doing this, dear, you're doing it. 367 00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:05,520 That means names. 368 00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:07,783 -I can use a pseudonym. -Linda. 369 00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:11,091 I sold Kitty Kelley books, till she went fucking nuts on me. 370 00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:14,137 Worst client I ever had, but she was big. 371 00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:17,837 Nancy Reagan, unauthorized; Liz Taylor, unauthorized. 372 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:23,146 Everyone read those. Point is, I do big books. 373 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,975 Some little anonymous something that no one will care about? 374 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,456 That's not why I'm here. 375 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:32,895 What I Saw in the White House by Linda Tripp. 376 00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:35,376 That's why I'm here. 377 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:40,468 -Thank you. -My job in the West Wing 378 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,601 is very important to me. 379 00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:45,865 There's real money on the table. 380 00:26:46,039 --> 00:26:47,475 I'd be fired. 381 00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:50,565 I have two kids. 382 00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:53,046 I'm talking six figures if you strike now. 383 00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:55,701 Think about it. 384 00:26:57,703 --> 00:27:00,140 Though you should know, you're not my only meeting today. 385 00:27:00,314 --> 00:27:01,881 This week is CPAC. 386 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:04,579 There's a whole horde of Clinton haters in town 387 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:05,972 and they've all got a book. 388 00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:07,756 Bimbos, ex-troopers. 389 00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:09,715 Half of Arkansas is here. 390 00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:12,761 You might have noticed a certain Kmart spirit in the air. 391 00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:14,894 [both laugh] 392 00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:18,027 I live like I got nothing to lose, Linda. 393 00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:20,334 I recommend it. 394 00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:28,342 I've never even heard of this CPAC. 395 00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:30,083 Oh, it's big. 396 00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:31,824 Each year they gather the best conservative minds 397 00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:34,653 in the country to opine on the issues. 398 00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:38,831 [chuckles] 399 00:27:42,356 --> 00:27:44,358 ♪ 400 00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,235 Baby, did you bring the credit card? 401 00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:55,282 -Why? -'Cause we gotta buy all this shit. 402 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:01,331 My client, Paula Jones, has come to Washington today 403 00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:05,248 to share what really happened on May 8, 1991, 404 00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:08,425 when Bill Clinton interrupted her workday 405 00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:10,427 and invited her to a private room. 406 00:28:10,601 --> 00:28:12,778 Today I can reveal that in that room, 407 00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:16,085 the governor made unwanted sexual advances, 408 00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:18,218 each of which Mrs. Jones rebuffed. 409 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:20,046 Let me say, 410 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:23,745 she is not here today to satisfy any prurient interests. 411 00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:25,225 Out of respect for the first family 412 00:28:25,399 --> 00:28:27,096 and for what Mrs. Jones has been through, 413 00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:29,011 she will not be getting into any descriptions 414 00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:31,187 of what happened in the room. 415 00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,449 -What? -Wait a minute. 416 00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:33,929 -What? -What are we here for? 417 00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:35,104 DANNY: Now I open the floor to questions. 418 00:28:35,278 --> 00:28:36,584 REPORTER 1: What happened? 419 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:38,760 REPORTER 2: Did you have anything to drink? 420 00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:41,371 -DANNY: One at a time, please. -[microphone feedback] 421 00:28:41,545 --> 00:28:43,634 [chuckles nervously] 422 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,201 REPORTER 1: Why did you wait to come forward? 423 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,247 REPORTER 2: Did you have anything to drink? 424 00:28:47,421 --> 00:28:48,727 -[others clamoring] -Did you have a good time with him? 425 00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:49,989 What happened in that room? I mean, 426 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,338 that's what we're here for, right? 427 00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:53,079 REPORTER 3: Was there touching? 428 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:56,386 -What did the governor do? -Bill Clinton... 429 00:28:57,605 --> 00:29:01,827 ...presented himself to me in a very unprofessional manner. 430 00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:05,961 I would call it... sexual harassment. 431 00:29:06,135 --> 00:29:07,615 Did he touch you? 432 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,574 I will leave that-- I-I will not speak on that. 433 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,272 Did he expose himself? 434 00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:15,101 -I can't speak on that. -Well, what can you tell us? 435 00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:22,282 It is wrong that... 436 00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:24,327 a woman can't not-- 437 00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:26,852 [clears throat] a woman can't work in the workplace, 438 00:29:27,026 --> 00:29:29,028 be harassed, um... 439 00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:30,681 by a figure that high. 440 00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:32,814 REPORTER 3: You say workplace, 441 00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:35,643 but you and the governor were in a private hotel room, correct? 442 00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:39,038 Why did you agree to go up there? 443 00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:41,344 I just thought the governor wants to see me. 444 00:29:41,518 --> 00:29:42,824 That-That's an honor. 445 00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:44,565 [laughter] 446 00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:49,309 So you expected what? A meeting on state affairs? 447 00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:51,964 [laughter] 448 00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:56,359 Well, I don't know, but I-I know that he shouldn't 449 00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:58,535 have brought me up there for that and he needs 450 00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,451 to apologize for-for what he did. 451 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,714 You still haven't said what he did. 452 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:07,240 He asked you to have sex with him, yes? 453 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,549 -A type of sex. -Uh, what type? 454 00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:16,205 Just so I understand, we've all been called here 455 00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:17,859 to this big press conference about something 456 00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:19,513 Bill Clinton did to her, 457 00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:22,298 but she basically won't say a single thing he did. 458 00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:26,476 I-I appreciate your concern, but as I said, 459 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,739 Paula is not going to be giving a blow-by-blow. 460 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,567 -[laughter] -Okay. Come on, now. 461 00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:33,483 All right, all right, enough, enough; I have a question. 462 00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:36,008 This sexual act he wanted, 463 00:30:36,182 --> 00:30:39,881 was it something that you could perform 464 00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:42,579 without taking your clothes off? 465 00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:44,581 -[laughter] -We're not getting into that. 466 00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:46,148 -Last few questions. -REPORTER: Did he expose himself? 467 00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:47,323 -Who paid your way here? -Did you vote for him? 468 00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:49,064 DANNY: One at a time. 469 00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:51,023 I'll just be direct. 470 00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:54,853 Did the governor ask you to perform fellatio? 471 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,641 [quietly]: Um, what is fellatio? 472 00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:02,164 [laughter] 473 00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:04,253 -Okay, no more questions. -Unbelievable. 474 00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:06,865 -Hold on a second. -[others clamoring] 475 00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:10,129 REPORTER: Wow. Nothing. Nothing. All right, then. 476 00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,960 ♪ 477 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:28,887 ["Gin and Juice" by Snoop Dogg playing] 478 00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:30,845 ♪ With so much drama in the LBC♪ 479 00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:33,282 ♪ It's kind of hard being Snoop D-O-double-G♪ 480 00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:34,370 ♪ But I, somehow...♪ 481 00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:37,373 Excuse me. Thank you. 482 00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:39,680 ♪ Like every single day, may I...♪ 483 00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:41,595 Kathleen? 484 00:31:41,769 --> 00:31:43,205 Do you have lipstick? 485 00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:44,293 ♪ Make a few ends as I bre...♪ 486 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:46,948 Kathleen, what happened? 487 00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:48,384 I did what you said. 488 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:52,214 -I asked Bill for a job. -And? 489 00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:54,086 And he kissed me. 490 00:31:58,003 --> 00:31:59,308 What did you do? 491 00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,658 It happened so fast. Suddenly his aide 492 00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:03,791 was knocking on the door we were up against. 493 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:06,794 -Kathleen. -And then it-it stopped and I-I rushed out. 494 00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:08,927 -Through the Oval? -BERNIE: Linda. 495 00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:10,276 I need to speak with you. 496 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:15,934 [door closes] 497 00:32:19,241 --> 00:32:21,330 I'm handing in my resignation 498 00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:23,463 and I wanted to let you know that. 499 00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:28,816 What's going to happen to me? 500 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:33,299 I don't know. 501 00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:42,482 -[door opens and closes] -[sighs] 502 00:32:44,484 --> 00:32:48,009 PAULA: ...presented himself to me in a very unprofessional manner. 503 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:52,013 I would call it... sexual harassment. 504 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,884 -Oh, dear. -REPORTER: Did he touch you? 505 00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,669 -[scoffs] The hair. -[chuckles] 506 00:32:55,843 --> 00:32:58,063 I will not speak on that. 507 00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:00,543 -REPORTER 2: Did he expose himself? -I can't speak on that. 508 00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:03,459 -Coulter, who sent you this? -George Conway. 509 00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:05,157 You think she could be the one? 510 00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:07,637 -Certainly needs media training. -Don't care about media. 511 00:33:07,811 --> 00:33:09,335 Just need her to sue. 512 00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:11,119 We want him under oath. 513 00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:12,381 Why? 514 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:13,426 PAULA: ...in the workplace... 515 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,341 Because he's Bill Clinton. 516 00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:17,082 He'll lie. 517 00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:18,822 REPORTER: You say workplace, 518 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,215 but you and the governor were in a private... 519 00:33:20,389 --> 00:33:23,175 -Who is she working with? -That guy. 520 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:25,960 PAULA: I just thought the governor wants to see me. 521 00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:28,223 Let's get her some real lawyers. 522 00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,356 ♪ 523 00:33:34,186 --> 00:33:36,579 Good news: we have direct relationships 524 00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,190 with the president's lawyers. 525 00:33:38,364 --> 00:33:39,887 We're going to get you your apology. 526 00:33:41,628 --> 00:33:43,412 We can't tell you how much we appreciate y'all 527 00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:44,979 reaching out to take this over. 528 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,502 Happy to help. 529 00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:48,374 Now, I have to tell you, 530 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,550 they may not want to do this the easy way. 531 00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:54,032 In that case, we should be ready to go down a different path. 532 00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:58,166 -What kind of path? -Your sexual harassment claim 533 00:33:58,340 --> 00:34:00,647 has a three-year statute of limitations. 534 00:34:00,821 --> 00:34:03,867 That's this Friday, which means you have about 535 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,218 80 hours left to sue the president. 536 00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:10,048 Well, but I just want an apology. 537 00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:13,225 I know. I think, to get one, 538 00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:15,227 you might have to file a lawsuit. 539 00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:16,402 We're not afraid of that. 540 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:22,669 Look, if they're smart, they'll settle. 541 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:28,588 Before we talk to them, anything else we should know? 542 00:34:28,762 --> 00:34:31,852 I think Paula has been plenty open with us. 543 00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:35,769 CAMMARATA: Oh, yeah, just-just curious if there's anything else. 544 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:38,424 Like what? 545 00:34:41,731 --> 00:34:45,170 I can draw it, his... 546 00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:46,606 area. 547 00:35:03,318 --> 00:35:05,277 [Paula sighs] 548 00:35:05,451 --> 00:35:06,800 [pen scribbling] 549 00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:10,108 [inhales, grunts softly] 550 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,553 [clicks tongue] 551 00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:24,557 [Steve exhales] 552 00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:39,746 It takes a dramatic turn. 553 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,922 ♪ 554 00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:49,843 [whirring, grinding] 555 00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:54,500 [whirring stops] 556 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:58,068 I have an idea about my situation. 557 00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:01,376 You want a job; I want to keep my job; 558 00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:05,337 you have connections; I have experience-- so how about this? 559 00:36:05,511 --> 00:36:07,252 You get us a meeting with the incoming 560 00:36:07,426 --> 00:36:10,472 White House counsel and I tell them to hire us both. 561 00:36:10,646 --> 00:36:12,431 Package deal. 562 00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:15,564 Oh. That's a neat idea. 563 00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:17,784 [chuckles] 564 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:21,875 [whirring resumes] 565 00:36:22,049 --> 00:36:24,399 My secretary Cheryl 566 00:36:24,573 --> 00:36:27,097 tells me that you'd like to stay on 567 00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:29,709 in the counsel's office after we take over. 568 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:31,493 Is that correct? 569 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:32,842 I bet it's been wonderful 570 00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,496 working for dear Bernie Nussbaum. 571 00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:36,672 Mr. Cutler, first of all, let me say thank you 572 00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:37,934 for meeting with us. 573 00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:39,588 Now, a little bit about me. 574 00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:41,808 I'm a multi-decade veteran 575 00:36:41,982 --> 00:36:43,766 of the civil service, having worked at the highest levels 576 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:47,292 of the executive and military, including a stint at Fort Bragg, 577 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:50,599 during which I had top secret clearance working for a division 578 00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:53,123 of the Army so classified, it technically doesn't exist. 579 00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:55,300 So Delta Force. 580 00:36:57,127 --> 00:36:59,173 I can neither confirm nor deny. 581 00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:02,655 -[chuckles] -But what I can say is this, 582 00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:05,484 Kathleen and I will ensure that the counsel's office 583 00:37:05,658 --> 00:37:09,270 undergoes a seamless changeover from Mr. Nussbaum to you. 584 00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:11,403 Why is it you want to stay? 585 00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:15,798 Well, we feel-- we both feel that we can be very helpful. 586 00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:18,410 We possess institutional knowledge. 587 00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:20,020 I was speaking to my former colleague 588 00:37:20,194 --> 00:37:22,022 James Schaefer recently. 589 00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:23,676 I'm sure you know James. 590 00:37:25,895 --> 00:37:29,159 Well, under President Bush, James was special assistant 591 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,597 to the deputy assistant for Public Liaison, 592 00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:34,730 working alongside my dear friend Tony Snow, 593 00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:37,298 with whom I imagine you are familiar. 594 00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:40,388 Tony Snow from Rush Limbaugh? 595 00:37:41,737 --> 00:37:44,827 James pointed out that one of my strengths 596 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:47,177 is my high level of comfort in the West Wing environment. 597 00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:50,529 I can help you navigate the, uh, complex, 598 00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:52,835 difficult personalities of this administration-- 599 00:37:53,009 --> 00:37:55,490 and fingers crossed-- we'll have a little less turbulence 600 00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:56,883 under your leadership. 601 00:37:57,057 --> 00:37:59,277 I don't know if you know Mr. Nussbaum, 602 00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:02,541 but he's not always the most organized. 603 00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:08,329 Bernie's a wonderful lawyer. 604 00:38:08,503 --> 00:38:10,679 Oh, of course, absolutely. 605 00:38:10,853 --> 00:38:12,942 I always thought he was so nice. 606 00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:14,683 Kathleen would drop in to our suite on occasion. 607 00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:18,687 Oh, Lloyd, we should get back. You have that call. 608 00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:21,995 -Sorry to have to wrap up. -Uh, not at all. 609 00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:24,432 Is there anything else that would be helpful to know? 610 00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:27,566 We'll certainly do our best. 611 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:33,746 ♪ 612 00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:41,014 That you'd made a drawing or the president's genital area 613 00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:43,538 certainly gave his lawyers pause. 614 00:38:43,712 --> 00:38:45,497 CAMMARATA: Very helpful. 615 00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:52,982 But ultimately, talking to them even late into last night, 616 00:38:53,156 --> 00:38:55,202 we can't come to terms. 617 00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:05,212 So, Paula, we're down to our last few hours. 618 00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:07,083 You have a decision to make. 619 00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:10,565 Is there anything in your past you don't want coming out? 620 00:39:10,739 --> 00:39:14,134 Anything at all? Because it will. 621 00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:16,702 There's nothing. 622 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,532 [clears throat softly] 623 00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:25,667 Baby girl. 624 00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:27,887 I love you. 625 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:39,246 I love you, too. 626 00:39:43,163 --> 00:39:45,252 [sighs] 627 00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:48,951 [inhales deeply] 628 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,258 I can't let him get away with it. 629 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:55,567 Today we filed a complaint with the United States District Court 630 00:39:55,741 --> 00:39:59,092 on behalf of Paula Corbin Jones, 631 00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:02,878 charging William Clinton with sexual harassment and violation 632 00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:05,794 of her equal protection and due process rights. 633 00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:08,406 This case will be tried in the courtroom 634 00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:10,930 and not in the media. Thank you. 635 00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:13,280 You're two distinguished D.C. lawyers-- who connected you 636 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:14,847 to Paula Jones? 637 00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:17,502 How did you end up here in Arkansas? 638 00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,547 We took a plane. 639 00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:22,463 What is your next step? What are you expecting the president 640 00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:23,682 -to say? Sir! 641 00:40:36,390 --> 00:40:39,567 What is this? Where's Leslie? 642 00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:42,396 You just missed her. She left early. 643 00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:48,533 -Leslie. -Oh. 644 00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:51,536 -Linda, you scared me. -What is this? 645 00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:54,452 -It's a promotion. -It's the Pentagon. 646 00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:56,366 I've been in this system 22 years. 647 00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:59,718 Moving from the White House to the Pentagon is not a promotion. 648 00:40:59,892 --> 00:41:03,199 It's a $20,000-a-year raise and you'll be in Public Affairs. 649 00:41:03,373 --> 00:41:05,288 You'll be putting this on hold while I get to the bottom of it. 650 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,681 I need to speak to Lloyd Cutler again. 651 00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:08,378 If this is about Kathleen, 652 00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:10,119 she's just shifting from volunteer 653 00:41:10,293 --> 00:41:12,165 to an entry-level position. 654 00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:14,472 Kathleen? 655 00:41:16,386 --> 00:41:18,824 -[door closes] -What do you mean shifting? 656 00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:21,174 Kathleen will be working in counsel's office 657 00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:22,436 under Lloyd Cutler. 658 00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:23,655 In my job?! 659 00:41:23,829 --> 00:41:25,047 Well, no, not your... 660 00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:26,527 I mean, I'm being sent to Siberia. 661 00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:28,181 It's about three miles away. 662 00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:30,052 A-And Kathleen, who has the secretarial experience 663 00:41:30,226 --> 00:41:31,227 of a radish... 664 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:33,578 It's an entry-level position. 665 00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:44,893 Leslie. You know what I've always thought? 666 00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:46,808 You're about as sharp as a marble, 667 00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:48,331 so you go ahead and drive home. 668 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,944 I'm going up to the OEOB to talk to your superior 669 00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:53,815 because something very wrong has happened here. 670 00:41:53,989 --> 00:41:56,383 Linda, we tried to keep you. 671 00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:58,690 We went out of our way. 672 00:41:58,864 --> 00:42:00,953 We asked all around the White House. 673 00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:04,478 No one wants you here. 674 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,886 ♪ 675 00:42:33,986 --> 00:42:34,987 Can we talk? 676 00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:36,684 [laughs] 677 00:42:36,858 --> 00:42:39,600 -Linda, please... -You know, I was a good soldier. 678 00:42:39,774 --> 00:42:42,516 When the election happened and these people showed up 679 00:42:42,690 --> 00:42:45,040 with their total lack of respect for this institution 680 00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:46,781 and their obvious contempt for half the country. 681 00:42:46,955 --> 00:42:48,827 Through everything-- the sleaze, 682 00:42:49,001 --> 00:42:52,526 the pizza parties on casual Fridays-- I bit my tongue 683 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,049 and did my job 684 00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:56,051 as a civil servant who was foolish enough 685 00:42:56,225 --> 00:42:58,488 to believe that my sterling reputation 686 00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:01,840 for professionalism and integrity still mattered. 687 00:43:02,014 --> 00:43:04,930 Linda, you have to know that I feel awful. 688 00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:08,977 I thought we were women supporting each other. 689 00:43:09,151 --> 00:43:12,502 I was trying to help you and then I walked into that meeting 690 00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:15,941 with my job and you walked out with it right under my nose. 691 00:43:16,115 --> 00:43:18,160 It wasn't up to me. 692 00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:19,814 Oh, do me the favor of respecting 693 00:43:19,988 --> 00:43:21,511 -my intelligence. -Linda. 694 00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:23,296 They can pay me a fraction of what they pay you. 695 00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:25,515 No one is auditing the White House 696 00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:27,561 secretarial budget, Kathleen. 697 00:43:27,735 --> 00:43:30,782 It's the federal government. The stapler cost $200. 698 00:43:30,956 --> 00:43:32,914 You know how I know that? Because I paid my dues. 699 00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:35,134 I'm not here because I married a rich guy. 700 00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:39,138 -Okay. Okay. -Of course, that's not what got you my job, is it? 701 00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:42,707 No, we all know why I'm being fired and you get to stay. 702 00:43:42,881 --> 00:43:46,493 -Linda... -You got my job because the president wants you around. 703 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,974 You know that and I know that. 704 00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:51,498 In fact, the president knows I know a lot. 705 00:43:56,546 --> 00:44:00,812 The president has no idea who you are! 706 00:44:16,523 --> 00:44:18,525 I will get you for this. 707 00:44:26,098 --> 00:44:28,100 ♪ 708 00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:36,108 [camera clicking] 709 00:44:39,589 --> 00:44:41,635 [whirring] 710 00:44:54,648 --> 00:44:57,085 Tripp. Linda. 711 00:44:57,259 --> 00:44:59,479 Let me take you to your work station. 712 00:45:03,352 --> 00:45:06,051 [phones ringing] 713 00:45:21,762 --> 00:45:23,416 Can I have a word? 714 00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:28,508 As you know, I have been transferred 715 00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:31,032 from a high-level position in the West Wing. 716 00:45:32,164 --> 00:45:35,210 I'll be blunt-- I know too much about Whitewater. 717 00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:37,473 It's a near certainty I'll be called to testify. 718 00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:40,563 I need a private office so I can prepare. 719 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:43,741 -Oh. I see. -[chuckles] 720 00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:45,003 No. 721 00:45:48,136 --> 00:45:51,009 [keys clacking] 722 00:46:09,984 --> 00:46:11,943 Hello, Nancy. 723 00:46:12,117 --> 00:46:13,727 It's Linda Tripp. 724 00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:16,338 Allison's mom. 725 00:46:17,687 --> 00:46:19,298 Listen, I'm not going to be able to do 726 00:46:19,472 --> 00:46:20,821 that carpool switch, after all. 727 00:46:20,995 --> 00:46:22,170 I'm contending with the new commute, 728 00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:24,042 and it's an absolute debacle. 729 00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:30,396 All right. Thank you so much. 730 00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:32,485 Bye-bye now. 731 00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:37,055 Please don't listen to my calls. It's tremendously inappropriate. 732 00:46:46,281 --> 00:46:48,675 [quiet chatter] 733 00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:07,781 [keys clacking] 734 00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:15,310 WILLIE: Can I help you? 735 00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:19,488 Pardon me, sorry; I'm looking for Assistant Secretary Bacon. 736 00:47:19,662 --> 00:47:21,055 You must be Monica. 737 00:47:21,229 --> 00:47:23,492 -Hi, I'm Willie. -Hi. 738 00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:25,843 -Let me get you all set up. -Thank you. 739 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,333 That's Mr. Bacon's office. He'll be in soon. 740 00:47:38,507 --> 00:47:40,205 Just got back from Bosnia last night. 741 00:47:40,379 --> 00:47:43,599 -You can set up right here. -Thank you so much. 742 00:47:43,773 --> 00:47:46,385 I'm happy to get started on anything Mr. Bacon needs. 743 00:47:46,559 --> 00:47:49,257 Why don't you dig into these SOP books while you're waiting. 744 00:47:49,431 --> 00:47:51,216 Welcome to the Department of Defense. 745 00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:14,979 [cash register beeping] 746 00:48:23,030 --> 00:48:24,292 CASHIER: Next in line. 747 00:48:24,466 --> 00:48:25,685 [cash register beeping] 748 00:48:31,038 --> 00:48:33,780 [sniffs] 749 00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:36,130 God, what is that smell? 750 00:48:36,304 --> 00:48:37,958 [keys clacking] 751 00:48:38,132 --> 00:48:40,308 Is anyone else smelling that? 752 00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:42,702 They're doing electrical work, Linda. 753 00:48:47,185 --> 00:48:49,100 [sighs] 754 00:48:50,318 --> 00:48:52,538 [crunching] 755 00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:54,975 [keys clacking] 756 00:48:55,149 --> 00:48:56,281 [Linda chewing] 757 00:49:00,372 --> 00:49:01,634 [crunching] 758 00:49:04,550 --> 00:49:06,334 I can hear you chewing. 759 00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:08,206 This is how I chew. 760 00:49:09,685 --> 00:49:10,904 [sighs] 761 00:49:11,078 --> 00:49:12,471 [keys clacking] 762 00:49:18,433 --> 00:49:20,479 [chuckles softly] 763 00:49:34,536 --> 00:49:35,624 What now, Linda? 764 00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:38,062 There are fumes in my cubicle. 765 00:49:38,236 --> 00:49:40,194 It's an insurmountable distraction. 766 00:49:40,368 --> 00:49:42,327 Uh-huh. 767 00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:46,505 Only till Harold's back Tuesday. 768 00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,986 Send FSD to set up my computer. 769 00:50:06,699 --> 00:50:08,179 [dialing] 770 00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:13,532 [line ringing] 771 00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:20,234 LUCIANNE: Office of Lucianne Goldberg. 772 00:50:20,408 --> 00:50:21,931 Who, may I ask, is calling? 773 00:50:22,106 --> 00:50:25,587 Uh, this is the civil servant. 774 00:50:25,761 --> 00:50:27,894 From the White House Counsel's Office. 775 00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:30,592 She'll know who it is. 776 00:50:30,766 --> 00:50:33,595 Linda, it's me. [chuckles] 777 00:50:33,769 --> 00:50:35,728 My new secretary was a disaster. 778 00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:37,817 I fired her an hour ago. 779 00:50:37,991 --> 00:50:40,863 So, long time, no speak. 780 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:43,257 What could possibly be going on? 781 00:50:43,431 --> 00:50:45,999 I'm ready to write the book. 782 00:50:46,173 --> 00:50:49,437 About my time in the White House. 783 00:50:49,611 --> 00:50:52,179 Dear, it brings me no pleasure to say this, 784 00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:54,312 but you missed the moment. 785 00:50:54,486 --> 00:50:56,618 Everyone's done their Clinton book. 786 00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:59,882 Every staffer, every aide, every Appalachian broad 787 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:03,060 in whom he deposited his genetic material. 788 00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:06,411 That genre alone could fill half a Barnes & Noble. 789 00:51:06,585 --> 00:51:11,111 Well, no one's done anything of any substance about Vince. 790 00:51:11,285 --> 00:51:14,810 Vince? Vince Foster? Linda, no one cares anymore. 791 00:51:14,984 --> 00:51:17,117 I can sell almost anything, 792 00:51:17,291 --> 00:51:19,772 but I can't sell stale White House gossip; 793 00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:21,861 that market's so saturated. 794 00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:23,515 -I need something... -Something current. 795 00:51:23,689 --> 00:51:24,516 Not just current. 796 00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:26,039 Current and inside. 797 00:51:26,213 --> 00:51:28,085 And I mean insideinside. 798 00:51:28,259 --> 00:51:30,609 Now, correct me if I'm wrong, 799 00:51:30,783 --> 00:51:33,525 but that is not you at this point. 800 00:52:01,683 --> 00:52:04,904 ♪ 801 00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:10,388 Carl, this isn't right. 802 00:52:10,562 --> 00:52:14,000 I need the number for the admiral's flag aide. 803 00:52:14,174 --> 00:52:15,828 Goddamn it. 804 00:52:16,872 --> 00:52:19,005 Carl, did you hear me? 805 00:52:19,179 --> 00:52:21,312 I love your poster. 806 00:52:23,531 --> 00:52:25,533 Oh, well, this isn't my office. 807 00:52:25,707 --> 00:52:27,927 There are fumes in my cubicle. 808 00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:34,934 What's happening? 809 00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:37,632 Do you work here? 810 00:52:37,806 --> 00:52:40,331 Oh, um, yeah. 811 00:52:40,505 --> 00:52:42,985 Uh, temporarily. 812 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,596 I'm Monica. 813 00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:46,424 I just got transferred from the White House. 814 00:52:49,078 --> 00:52:50,732 Where in the White House? 815 00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:52,995 Kind of all over-- East Wing, West Wing. 816 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,867 I started as an intern and then I got hired 817 00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:56,782 by Legislative Affairs. 818 00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:04,616 We're out of creamer. 819 00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:07,227 [Monica chewing] 820 00:53:07,401 --> 00:53:10,012 You must be someone's pet rock. 821 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,666 -What's a pet rock? -It just means 822 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,755 somebody in the White House is looking out for you. 823 00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:15,670 It doesn't feel like it. 824 00:53:15,844 --> 00:53:17,411 Confidential assistant to the assistant secretary. 825 00:53:17,585 --> 00:53:19,413 And you're so young. 826 00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:20,719 I'm about to turn 23. 827 00:53:20,893 --> 00:53:22,851 -That's not young? -Not to me. 828 00:53:23,025 --> 00:53:24,375 Oh, God, of course not. Look at you. 829 00:53:24,549 --> 00:53:26,420 You have the life experience of a zygote. 830 00:53:26,594 --> 00:53:29,206 Just know, not a few people in that office covet your job. 831 00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:32,774 [sighs] Well, they can have it. I'm going back in a few months. 832 00:53:32,948 --> 00:53:36,300 -To the White House? -Not like it was my idea. 833 00:53:36,474 --> 00:53:38,650 Why did they transfer you? 834 00:53:39,999 --> 00:53:43,959 Um, I don't know. It's a whole thing. 835 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,441 I just wish I'd brought from home. 836 00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:50,009 Weight Watchers makes these amazing meals you can microwave. 837 00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:52,141 Oh, I have seen those at Safeway. 838 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,274 They're low-fat, so you don't want to kill yourself later. 839 00:53:54,448 --> 00:53:55,928 -Oh, like you need to worry. -Are you kidding? 840 00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:57,625 -You're gorgeous. -Ugh. 841 00:53:57,799 --> 00:53:59,018 Not in Beverly Hills. 842 00:53:59,192 --> 00:54:00,715 Second grade, they called me Big Mac. 843 00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:03,501 My high school, they called me Gus. 844 00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:05,938 Gus? 845 00:54:06,112 --> 00:54:08,723 [laughs] Why? What does that mean? 846 00:54:08,897 --> 00:54:12,597 I don't know. Nobody ever explained. 847 00:54:14,642 --> 00:54:16,514 Well, joke's on them, Linda. 848 00:54:16,688 --> 00:54:18,559 Look at us. We're on top of the world. 849 00:54:18,733 --> 00:54:21,649 -[laughs] -Oh, just kidding. 850 00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:23,825 I cried myself to sleep every night this week. 851 00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:25,262 I don't want to be here. 852 00:54:25,436 --> 00:54:27,351 No one wants to be here, but listen, 853 00:54:27,525 --> 00:54:31,485 if I can put on my wisdom hat, you said this was temporary. 854 00:54:31,659 --> 00:54:34,009 You know? I can tell you're very bright. 855 00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:36,360 -So bright, I got myself exiled. -Temporarily. 856 00:54:36,534 --> 00:54:38,536 You can endure anything knowing it has an end. 857 00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:40,668 I know there's nowhere like the West Wing. 858 00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:43,497 Believe me, I know. 859 00:54:43,671 --> 00:54:45,499 Where were you when you were there? 860 00:54:45,673 --> 00:54:47,545 My last stop was the counsel's office. 861 00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,373 We touched everything at a very high level. 862 00:54:49,547 --> 00:54:52,027 I was the last person to see Vince Foster alive. 863 00:54:52,201 --> 00:54:54,160 -Oh, wow. -Before that, 864 00:54:54,334 --> 00:54:56,858 during Bush, I was on a desk right outside the Oval. 865 00:54:57,032 --> 00:54:58,469 Why was I sent to the counsel's office? 866 00:54:58,643 --> 00:55:00,471 Well, back in '93, I was very trim. 867 00:55:00,645 --> 00:55:02,342 I have reason to believe that Hillary didn't want me 868 00:55:02,516 --> 00:55:05,214 near the president, if you know what I mean. 869 00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:07,391 Of course, nothing was worse than the day I was sent here. 870 00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:10,045 Stabbed in the back by a fair-weather friend. 871 00:55:10,219 --> 00:55:12,526 I won't say more. [scoffs] 872 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,093 Sounds awful. 873 00:55:14,267 --> 00:55:16,138 It was. 874 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,924 It was. Loyalty is very important to me. 875 00:55:19,098 --> 00:55:22,493 Fair-weather or not, I miss having friends in Washington. 876 00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,582 Most of my intern class left town 877 00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:28,586 when they weren't hired and D.C. gets lonely fast. 878 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:32,024 Well, now you and I can be miserable together. 879 00:55:32,198 --> 00:55:33,982 [both laugh] 880 00:55:34,156 --> 00:55:37,682 Although, have to say, you're such a knockout, 881 00:55:37,856 --> 00:55:40,467 I just assumed you'd be dating some big D.C. player. 882 00:55:40,641 --> 00:55:42,556 -Ah... -What? 883 00:55:42,730 --> 00:55:45,037 -I'm not dating. -Why not? 884 00:55:46,778 --> 00:55:48,127 I'm kind of in something. 885 00:55:48,301 --> 00:55:50,042 And yet you feel lonely. 886 00:55:50,216 --> 00:55:51,652 Yes, affirmative. 887 00:55:51,826 --> 00:55:53,611 Well, that's no good. 888 00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:57,310 Tell me about him. 889 00:55:58,529 --> 00:56:02,750 It's, uh, it's just he's, um, unavailable. 890 00:56:02,924 --> 00:56:04,622 Someone long-distance. 891 00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:07,059 Someone from work. 892 00:56:09,496 --> 00:56:11,150 Someone important? 893 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:16,155 Is that why they sent you here? 894 00:56:17,765 --> 00:56:19,550 We should get back, right? 895 00:56:19,724 --> 00:56:21,421 Let me let you in on a little secret. 896 00:56:21,595 --> 00:56:23,771 -Mm, tell me. -That's Stephen. 897 00:56:23,945 --> 00:56:26,557 Some major custody battle going on. 898 00:56:26,731 --> 00:56:29,603 Willie is a schmuck. He's completely ineffective. 899 00:56:29,777 --> 00:56:31,039 Hi, Brenda. 900 00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:35,566 She's going to loathe you since you're pretty and connected. 901 00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:36,958 That's Colleen. 902 00:56:37,132 --> 00:56:38,656 Apparently, she's got the herps-- 903 00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:40,135 both upstairs and down. And you know what? 904 00:56:40,309 --> 00:56:41,833 She's also from Los Angeles. 905 00:56:42,007 --> 00:56:43,312 -Oh, really? Where? -I think she said Glendale. 906 00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:46,098 -Is that it? -Glendale's never it. 907 00:56:47,316 --> 00:56:48,927 Okay, now that's Susan, my cubicle mate. 908 00:56:49,101 --> 00:56:50,450 She's sick. 909 00:56:50,624 --> 00:56:52,670 -Oh, no. -No, I-I mean she's deranged. 910 00:56:52,844 --> 00:56:55,107 Don't make eye contact. Monica, don't. 911 00:56:55,281 --> 00:56:57,370 Okay, this is me. 912 00:56:57,544 --> 00:56:59,328 Oh. Well, you know where I am. 913 00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:01,069 [sighs] Almost neighbors. 914 00:57:01,243 --> 00:57:02,767 I should really get back to it. 915 00:57:02,941 --> 00:57:05,247 Look at all the rules they have about printers. 916 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,554 Look at you, busy bee. 917 00:57:07,728 --> 00:57:09,774 What are you doing on your calendar? 918 00:57:09,948 --> 00:57:11,166 MONICA: Oh... [chuckles] 919 00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:12,690 [quietly]: I-I'm insane. 920 00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,442 It's a countdown. 921 00:57:30,664 --> 00:57:32,361 That's when you go back. 922 00:57:33,624 --> 00:57:35,016 I have been dreading this so much, 923 00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:37,541 but I feel so much better after today. 924 00:57:38,585 --> 00:57:40,631 You know, 925 00:57:40,805 --> 00:57:44,504 I have always wanted to try the, um, after-work specials 926 00:57:44,678 --> 00:57:47,942 over by Pentagon City. You want to get a drink? 927 00:57:48,116 --> 00:57:50,162 I can't tonight. Maybe Monday? 928 00:57:51,163 --> 00:57:52,991 Sure. 929 00:57:53,165 --> 00:57:54,645 It's a date. 930 00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:17,842 ♪ 931 00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:35,381 ♪ 932 00:58:39,559 --> 00:58:41,605 [TV playing quietly] 933 00:58:44,738 --> 00:58:46,697 [phone ringing] 934 00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:53,312 [line ringing] 935 00:58:53,486 --> 00:58:56,402 [phone ringing] 936 00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:00,058 [line clicks] 937 00:59:00,232 --> 00:59:01,886 What you got? 938 00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:05,106 What's your definition of insideinside? 939 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,804 [phone rings] 940 00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:09,415 -Hello? -BILL: Hey. 941 00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:13,419 Hi, handsome. 942 00:59:15,290 --> 00:59:17,510 How was your first day? 943 01:00:42,726 --> 01:00:45,511 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH