1 00:00:22,418 --> 00:00:27,418 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:03:08,765 --> 00:03:10,123 Thank you for shopping at CCC 3 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:12,922 and making a better tomorrow today. 4 00:03:12,924 --> 00:03:15,922 Yes. Copy that. 5 00:03:15,924 --> 00:03:17,203 I'm on it. 6 00:03:17,205 --> 00:03:18,922 I think we're out of the W76. 7 00:03:18,924 --> 00:03:20,962 No, not that peach. That's W75. 8 00:03:20,964 --> 00:03:22,923 I said the W76, the pumpkin. 9 00:03:22,925 --> 00:03:24,682 Are you asleep at the wheel over there? 10 00:03:24,684 --> 00:03:28,522 Today's a very special day. It's Aqua 65. 11 00:03:28,524 --> 00:03:32,043 Every aquamarine item, 65% off. 12 00:03:50,205 --> 00:03:52,443 Oh, I just... I just I can't believe I'm here. 13 00:03:52,445 --> 00:03:54,202 This is so exciting. 14 00:03:54,204 --> 00:03:56,043 I've been wanting to work here ever since I turned 16. 15 00:03:56,045 --> 00:03:57,363 How long have you worked here? 16 00:03:57,365 --> 00:03:58,923 Since 1987. 17 00:03:58,925 --> 00:04:00,442 I just think what Harold Landsgrove is doing 18 00:04:00,444 --> 00:04:01,642 is so great. 19 00:04:01,644 --> 00:04:03,562 Like, he's my humanitarian hero. 20 00:04:03,564 --> 00:04:04,843 Have you ever met him? 21 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,562 Only in my dreams? 22 00:04:14,244 --> 00:04:15,603 Shruti? 23 00:04:15,605 --> 00:04:17,683 Rule number 175. 24 00:04:17,685 --> 00:04:20,362 It's Diwali, Craig. 25 00:04:20,364 --> 00:04:23,163 Listening to music is part of my cultural heritage. 26 00:04:23,165 --> 00:04:24,523 I thought the CCC promoted 27 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:26,283 cultural diversity and inclusion. 28 00:04:26,285 --> 00:04:29,122 Well, I'm sorry, Truthy. 29 00:04:29,124 --> 00:04:31,123 I don't want to step out of my cultural zone 30 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:36,843 and on to yours, but pretty sure Diwali is in November. 31 00:04:36,845 --> 00:04:37,882 You're right. 32 00:04:37,884 --> 00:04:40,243 What can I do you for? 33 00:04:40,245 --> 00:04:42,003 - New hire. - Hi, there. 34 00:04:42,005 --> 00:04:44,083 Hi. And you are? 35 00:04:44,085 --> 00:04:45,802 Libby. Libby. 36 00:04:47,325 --> 00:04:49,882 Libby, you are here for the new collection turn around. 37 00:04:49,884 --> 00:04:51,082 Yeah. 38 00:04:51,084 --> 00:04:52,803 This is such an important night for us. 39 00:04:52,805 --> 00:04:55,764 Yeah, it's... it's a huge honor for me to be here. 40 00:04:57,804 --> 00:04:59,523 So... 41 00:04:59,525 --> 00:05:02,002 gonna have you fill out all your information 42 00:05:02,004 --> 00:05:04,603 and have you set up to work on the floor tonight. 43 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:05,883 Okay. 44 00:05:05,885 --> 00:05:07,402 So you're going to go back on the floor. 45 00:05:07,404 --> 00:05:08,683 You're gonna ask for Hunter. 46 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:10,123 She's gonna explain about the clothes. 47 00:05:10,125 --> 00:05:13,123 Hunter. Right. Got it. Thank you. 48 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:17,523 No, Libby, thank you for joining the CCC family 49 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,203 and making a better tomorrow... 50 00:05:19,205 --> 00:05:20,242 ...today. Today. 51 00:05:22,164 --> 00:05:23,842 Okay. See you out there. 52 00:05:23,844 --> 00:05:26,683 Okay. Okay. 53 00:05:36,204 --> 00:05:39,322 Hi, sorry, uh, I'm looking for Hunter attitude. 54 00:05:39,324 --> 00:05:42,082 I'm on it. I'm on it, Hunter. I'm there in like T-minus 5. 55 00:05:42,084 --> 00:05:45,763 Hi. Hi. I'm looking for Hunter. Could you, um... excuse me. 56 00:05:57,324 --> 00:06:01,083 Hi, guys. Welcome today. We're at hash tag #yoga, 57 00:06:01,085 --> 00:06:04,402 a store I'm like totally in love with. 58 00:06:04,404 --> 00:06:07,882 Spandex. Spandex everywhere! 59 00:06:07,884 --> 00:06:09,643 How can I resist? 60 00:06:09,645 --> 00:06:11,565 Namaste. 61 00:06:15,204 --> 00:06:16,642 Good boy. 62 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,765 Break room, five minutes 63 00:06:21,365 --> 00:06:24,483 Hi. Um, Craig told me to see you about the clothes. 64 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,563 Oh, Jesus. I don't have time for this 65 00:06:26,565 --> 00:06:28,323 My ecosystem's a complete mess. 66 00:06:28,325 --> 00:06:29,362 Go see Lord. Lord. 67 00:06:29,364 --> 00:06:30,723 I'm sending you the new hire 68 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:33,523 And I have time for this because? 69 00:06:33,525 --> 00:06:35,602 Because I say so. 70 00:06:43,085 --> 00:06:44,523 Hi. 71 00:06:44,525 --> 00:06:46,882 The CCC contractually requires all employees to wear 72 00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:49,723 CCC apparel at all times both on and off the floor. 73 00:06:49,725 --> 00:06:51,003 I'm wearing some right now. 74 00:06:51,005 --> 00:06:54,322 Oh, those aren't from the season. 75 00:06:54,324 --> 00:06:55,363 I just bought them. 76 00:06:55,365 --> 00:06:56,803 When? Last month. 77 00:06:56,805 --> 00:07:00,003 Last month was three seasons ago. 78 00:07:00,005 --> 00:07:01,443 You need to be in season. 79 00:07:01,445 --> 00:07:03,123 Every time the season changes, your wardrobe follows. 80 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:04,563 Right. 81 00:07:04,565 --> 00:07:07,083 So get to it. 82 00:07:07,085 --> 00:07:09,723 We need you back on the floor at 9:00 p.m. sharp. 83 00:07:09,725 --> 00:07:11,602 Harold's on his way to address the germs. 84 00:07:16,284 --> 00:07:18,562 Harold Landgrove's coming here? 85 00:07:55,044 --> 00:07:57,643 So that'll be $175.52. 86 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:59,122 I'm a new employee here, 87 00:07:59,124 --> 00:08:01,563 so I get a discount, right? 88 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,603 Technically... 89 00:08:03,605 --> 00:08:06,523 you don't start till 12:01 so, uh... 90 00:08:06,525 --> 00:08:08,643 you're not an employee till tomorrow. 91 00:08:08,645 --> 00:08:13,205 Oh, okay. I'll, uh, get the discount next time I guess. 92 00:08:20,525 --> 00:08:21,963 Thank you for shopping at CCC 93 00:08:21,965 --> 00:08:24,525 and making a better tomorrow today. 94 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:28,563 Dead valued customers, the CCC will be closing 95 00:08:28,565 --> 00:08:30,403 in 15 minutes. 96 00:08:30,405 --> 00:08:33,922 Please proceed to the cash at your earliest convenience. 97 00:08:33,924 --> 00:08:38,242 And thank you for making a better tomorrow today. 98 00:08:38,244 --> 00:08:44,964 Belong, believe, be love, become you! 99 00:08:45,845 --> 00:08:47,683 You're gonna be the best regional manager 100 00:08:47,685 --> 00:08:49,243 this company has ever seen. 101 00:08:49,245 --> 00:08:55,363 You are gonna take Q2 into these stratosphere. 102 00:08:55,365 --> 00:08:57,043 Ah! 103 00:08:57,045 --> 00:09:00,245 Take that, Barb Lubotski. 104 00:09:24,725 --> 00:09:27,243 I can't believe I agreed to pull a turn around shift. 105 00:09:27,245 --> 00:09:30,285 WTF was I thinking? 106 00:09:31,245 --> 00:09:33,562 Holy shit, girl, those are triple locked away in Fort Knox. 107 00:09:33,564 --> 00:09:34,803 How the hell did you get ...Magic. 108 00:09:34,805 --> 00:09:36,283 Ate half an apple at lunch, 109 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,002 which I know is more than 20 calories. 110 00:09:38,004 --> 00:09:41,043 But these are literally going to save my ass. 111 00:09:41,045 --> 00:09:43,203 And what the stopping me from reporting you 112 00:09:43,205 --> 00:09:44,842 to the Robot King? 113 00:09:44,844 --> 00:09:46,923 Uh, because I would not hesitate to report you 114 00:09:46,925 --> 00:09:48,723 to the Robot King about your little indiscretions 115 00:09:48,725 --> 00:09:51,965 in the back store with that muy caliente jail bait. 116 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:07,083 Mm! Mmm. 117 00:10:07,085 --> 00:10:11,122 If Robot King catched you, know that I have no part in this. 118 00:10:11,124 --> 00:10:14,285 Small price to pay for an awesome ass. 119 00:10:16,245 --> 00:10:19,565 Come on, we're going to be late. 120 00:10:30,525 --> 00:10:32,443 Okay, everybody, 121 00:10:32,445 --> 00:10:34,642 Harold Landsgrove is almost here, and let's not forget 122 00:10:34,644 --> 00:10:37,803 why we are here, which to unveil the new CCC collection. 123 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:41,484 So I want you to give him a warm CCC welcome. 124 00:10:42,605 --> 00:10:48,723 Be to be. Be to be. Be to be. 125 00:10:48,725 --> 00:10:51,843 You are an integral Adam in the CCC galaxy. 126 00:10:51,845 --> 00:10:56,043 You Soldier and in its army of success. 127 00:10:56,045 --> 00:10:59,364 Be to be. Be to be. 128 00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:03,523 WTF? 129 00:11:03,525 --> 00:11:05,242 Aunt Flow's come to visit. 130 00:11:05,244 --> 00:11:07,522 A week early, that bitch. 131 00:11:07,524 --> 00:11:10,884 Plug it up, girl. Plug it up. 132 00:11:22,485 --> 00:11:25,443 Craig to Jemma. 133 00:11:25,445 --> 00:11:27,643 - Jemma to Craig. - Are you wearing 134 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,283 what I think you're wearing? 135 00:11:29,285 --> 00:11:31,803 Jemma, where the... where are you going? 136 00:11:31,805 --> 00:11:33,802 Unless you want me to bleed all over the floor, 137 00:11:33,804 --> 00:11:35,163 I've got to go plug my hole right now. 138 00:11:35,165 --> 00:11:36,682 Is that okay? 139 00:11:36,684 --> 00:11:38,602 I register your feminine issues, and I respect them. 140 00:11:38,604 --> 00:11:39,922 Just make sure you're back on the floor 141 00:11:39,924 --> 00:11:41,083 in time for Harold's presentation. 142 00:11:41,085 --> 00:11:42,562 All hands on deck, okay? 143 00:11:42,564 --> 00:11:45,682 What's that? I can't hear you. 144 00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:48,523 Yeah, there's static on the line. 145 00:11:48,525 --> 00:11:50,803 I'm losing you, Craig. 146 00:11:50,805 --> 00:11:52,563 Jemma! 147 00:11:52,565 --> 00:11:55,083 Jemma, I'm pretty sure I made myself clear that no one 148 00:11:55,085 --> 00:11:57,603 is to have eyes on those jeans until tomorrow morning. 149 00:11:57,605 --> 00:11:59,763 You would get us all in a lot of trouble here. 150 00:11:59,765 --> 00:12:01,445 Jemma? 151 00:12:25,485 --> 00:12:28,483 Hello, my CCC family! 152 00:12:28,485 --> 00:12:30,163 How are y'all doing tonight? 153 00:12:32,525 --> 00:12:34,323 Be to be. 154 00:12:34,325 --> 00:12:36,123 - Be to be. - To be. 155 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,402 Belong. 156 00:12:37,404 --> 00:12:38,643 Belong! 157 00:12:38,645 --> 00:12:39,603 Believe. 158 00:12:39,605 --> 00:12:40,642 Believe! 159 00:12:40,644 --> 00:12:41,643 Be love. 160 00:12:41,645 --> 00:12:42,682 Be love. 161 00:12:42,684 --> 00:12:43,762 Become! 162 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:44,962 Become! 163 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,123 All right, you guys! 164 00:12:48,924 --> 00:12:52,963 Tonight is a landmark night, 165 00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:57,163 and you, all you very special people, 166 00:12:57,165 --> 00:12:59,643 are here witnessing history. 167 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:01,042 What the fuck? 168 00:13:01,044 --> 00:13:04,882 There's been a lot of talk about this item. 169 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:08,482 A lot of people have been very keen to get their eyes on it. 170 00:13:08,484 --> 00:13:10,443 That's why we've been keeping it under wraps 171 00:13:10,445 --> 00:13:12,123 until now. 172 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:16,443 We hired the top thread count consultants, 173 00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:19,563 the best stitching specialists, 174 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:23,643 the cotton masters from across the planet 175 00:13:23,645 --> 00:13:27,243 to bring you the latest in our denim revolution, 176 00:13:27,245 --> 00:13:29,962 the Super Shapers! 177 00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:31,963 Whoo! 178 00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:37,162 Jeans that automatically adapt to your body size. 179 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:41,163 The first ever gender-inclusive jeans! 180 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:53,043 One shape for all! 181 00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:54,763 One shape for all! 182 00:13:54,765 --> 00:13:57,403 One shape for all! 183 00:13:57,405 --> 00:14:01,042 One shape for all! 184 00:14:14,364 --> 00:14:16,683 Made from an exclusive cotton strand 185 00:14:16,685 --> 00:14:20,722 found only on the rich plains of the Indian subcontinent, 186 00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:24,043 this revolutionary fabric is thermally activated 187 00:14:24,045 --> 00:14:27,082 to mold to your unique body shape. 188 00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:30,802 Five pounds underweight or five pounds overweight, 189 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,842 they'll make you look great. 190 00:14:32,844 --> 00:14:35,563 All done in accord with are ethically sourced 191 00:14:35,565 --> 00:14:37,162 fair trade organic 192 00:14:37,164 --> 00:14:39,763 and economically sanctioned partners. 193 00:14:39,765 --> 00:14:43,243 Making a better tomorrow today. 194 00:14:52,845 --> 00:14:56,323 Starting tomorrow at 8:00 a.m., our Super Shapers will be 195 00:14:56,325 --> 00:14:58,162 available exclusively here! 196 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,082 Yeah! 197 00:15:00,084 --> 00:15:02,242 But we're not done. 198 00:15:02,244 --> 00:15:06,363 We have exclusive exciting news for all of you. 199 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,323 Peyton Jules is gonna be here tonight... 200 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,323 ...for an exclusive 201 00:15:10,325 --> 00:15:13,003 sneak preview of the new collection. 202 00:15:13,005 --> 00:15:15,883 So be sure to give her a warm CCC welcome. 203 00:15:15,885 --> 00:15:17,722 All right! 204 00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:19,443 All right, you guys. 205 00:15:19,445 --> 00:15:22,683 I'm counting on you to have the most awesome 206 00:15:22,685 --> 00:15:25,203 CCC Monday Madness ever. 207 00:15:25,205 --> 00:15:27,564 Whoo! 208 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,683 Mr. Landgrove, hi. 209 00:15:46,685 --> 00:15:47,962 I just wanted to tell you I think... 210 00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:50,002 I thin what you're doing is amazing. 211 00:15:50,004 --> 00:15:52,522 It's my first day, and I'm so glad to be here. 212 00:15:52,524 --> 00:15:54,523 I'm so glad to hear it. 213 00:15:54,525 --> 00:15:56,443 I hope you'll be with the CCC family 214 00:15:56,445 --> 00:15:59,242 for a long, long time. 215 00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:05,443 Wow, Peyton Jules. Amazing, amazing news. 216 00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:07,243 So exciting. So excitingly amazing. 217 00:16:07,245 --> 00:16:09,082 Mm, exciting. Peyton Jules coming here 218 00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:11,563 is the most important PR move anyone could ever orchestrate. 219 00:16:11,565 --> 00:16:14,643 Super Shapers release rests stress completely on her. 220 00:16:14,645 --> 00:16:16,522 But the store's going to be in lock down all night. 221 00:16:16,524 --> 00:16:18,363 She's going to get in how exactly? 222 00:16:18,365 --> 00:16:19,843 Doors will open for five minutes to let her in, 223 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,483 five minutes to let her out, and she'll have an hour 224 00:16:21,485 --> 00:16:23,683 - to do her fashion haul. - An hour. Live? 225 00:16:23,685 --> 00:16:25,723 Of course. This is a total lockdown. 226 00:16:25,725 --> 00:16:28,843 It'll be online as of 8:00 a.m. tomorrow morning. 227 00:16:28,845 --> 00:16:33,043 So you better get your cherubs moving. 228 00:16:33,045 --> 00:16:37,203 Okay! Okay, everyone. Back to work, guys. 229 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,603 Thanks. All right. 230 00:16:39,605 --> 00:16:42,763 Landmark speech, Mr. Landsgrove. Land mark speech. 231 00:16:42,765 --> 00:16:45,883 I want you to know I will do whatever it takes 232 00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:48,562 to make sure things go as scheduled. 233 00:16:48,564 --> 00:16:49,882 Whatever it takes. 234 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,682 Of course you are. 235 00:16:51,684 --> 00:16:53,643 Have you made a decision about that 236 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,723 regional manager position? 237 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,243 Not yet. 238 00:16:57,245 --> 00:16:59,563 But tomorrow's Monday Madness performance 239 00:16:59,565 --> 00:17:03,322 will be a major deciding factor, Chris. 240 00:17:03,324 --> 00:17:05,883 A major deciding factor. 241 00:17:05,885 --> 00:17:07,882 Um, it's Craig. 242 00:17:07,884 --> 00:17:09,523 Oh. 243 00:17:09,525 --> 00:17:12,283 Please, call me Harold. 244 00:17:12,285 --> 00:17:16,483 Right. Harold. 245 00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:18,643 I won't let you down, sir. 246 00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:22,205 Harold, you can count on me, sir. 247 00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:24,763 I won't let you down. 248 00:17:24,765 --> 00:17:27,043 - Lockdown activated. - Won't let you down. 249 00:17:35,484 --> 00:17:41,002 Oh, my God, I am totally batty for this batty-utiful top. 250 00:17:43,205 --> 00:17:45,163 Oh, my God. 251 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,403 How did you get in here, little guy? 252 00:17:47,405 --> 00:17:51,163 I'm gonna call him Little P! 253 00:17:51,165 --> 00:17:54,243 See you tonight at the CCC. 254 00:18:03,005 --> 00:18:04,563 Put them in the back. 255 00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:07,243 Is this... Marigold. Over there. 256 00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:18,202 Craig to Jemma. Come in, Jemma. 257 00:18:18,204 --> 00:18:20,323 Hello. I need five boxes of A25s 258 00:18:20,325 --> 00:18:22,245 in the yellow ecosystem. 259 00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:27,322 Craig to Hunter. 260 00:18:27,324 --> 00:18:28,522 Hunter to Craig. 261 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,723 Hunter, what is Jemma's 20? 262 00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:33,082 I don't know. I'm not her keeper. 263 00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:36,883 Her bee keeper? Be her bee keeper. Find her. 264 00:18:36,885 --> 00:18:39,283 I've looked everywhere except for the ladies room. 265 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,843 This is seriously going to compromise 266 00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,922 the rebuild of my ecosystem. 267 00:18:42,924 --> 00:18:44,283 You can borrow Jemma to help you finish 268 00:18:44,285 --> 00:18:47,923 once you've found her. 269 00:18:47,925 --> 00:18:50,763 Fine. 270 00:18:50,765 --> 00:18:53,604 Thanks for being such a great team player. 271 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,443 Jemma? 272 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:17,122 Jemma, Robot King's got ants in his pants. 273 00:19:17,124 --> 00:19:19,363 You know what that means. 274 00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:20,563 Craig to Hunter. Craig to Hunter. 275 00:19:20,565 --> 00:19:21,682 Any sign of her? 276 00:19:21,684 --> 00:19:23,722 Nope. 277 00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:25,123 Well, then get back out here stat. 278 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:28,005 We're falling behind.10-4. 279 00:21:31,005 --> 00:21:34,563 I love Bollywood music. 280 00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:36,804 My favorite song is "Hamara India." 281 00:21:41,964 --> 00:21:43,882 What? 282 00:21:43,884 --> 00:21:46,323 Uh, I was just saying that I really love 283 00:21:46,325 --> 00:21:48,682 "Hamara India." 284 00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:50,602 Where you from? 285 00:21:50,604 --> 00:21:52,083 Greenville. 286 00:21:52,085 --> 00:21:53,883 And do you like Green Day? 287 00:21:53,885 --> 00:21:55,003 What's Green Day? 288 00:21:55,005 --> 00:21:56,443 It's a band from the 90s? 289 00:21:56,445 --> 00:22:00,123 Oh, that's cool. No, I don't. Why? 290 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:02,362 Because it sounds like you're implying 291 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:06,003 that just because my parents are from India, 292 00:22:06,005 --> 00:22:08,803 I must automatically like Bollywood music. 293 00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:12,163 What? No. No, no, no, no. 294 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,002 That's not what I meant. 295 00:22:14,004 --> 00:22:16,605 No, I didn't mean that just... 296 00:22:32,004 --> 00:22:33,403 Lord, you have eyes on Hunter? 297 00:22:33,405 --> 00:22:35,722 She's not in her ecosystem. 298 00:22:35,724 --> 00:22:37,123 I sure don't, Craig. 299 00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:38,362 How's your ecosystem coming along? 300 00:22:38,364 --> 00:22:39,643 We're on schedule. 301 00:22:39,645 --> 00:22:41,163 And if I asked you to locate her, 302 00:22:41,165 --> 00:22:42,963 that would put you ...I've only got new hires here. 303 00:22:42,965 --> 00:22:44,602 If I leave my ecosystem, 304 00:22:44,604 --> 00:22:46,723 there's no telling what would happen. 305 00:22:46,725 --> 00:22:49,044 Right. 306 00:23:09,924 --> 00:23:11,602 Libby, Libby, I have a very important challenge for you. 307 00:23:11,604 --> 00:23:12,763 You up for it? 308 00:23:12,765 --> 00:23:14,002 - Yes, sir. - Craig. Just Craig. 309 00:23:14,004 --> 00:23:15,442 We're all equal here. 310 00:23:15,444 --> 00:23:17,242 Sort of like communism. but not really. 311 00:23:18,804 --> 00:23:20,163 I have two employees missing. 312 00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:22,162 I need them back on the floor A.S.A.P. 313 00:23:22,164 --> 00:23:24,643 - Okay. - I need you to locate them. 314 00:23:24,645 --> 00:23:26,203 Can you do that for me, Libby? 315 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,483 - Yeah. - Yes? 316 00:23:27,485 --> 00:23:28,882 I think so, yes. 317 00:23:28,884 --> 00:23:31,083 - That's great. - Who are we missing exactly? 318 00:23:31,085 --> 00:23:32,923 Jemma and Hunter, my two top girls 319 00:23:32,925 --> 00:23:35,002 Jemma and Hunter, right. 320 00:23:35,004 --> 00:23:36,483 Start with the bathroom, the break room, 321 00:23:36,485 --> 00:23:38,083 anywhere, everywhere. 322 00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:39,643 I am tasking you with this, Libby, 323 00:23:39,645 --> 00:23:42,283 because I am confident that you can do this for me. 324 00:23:42,285 --> 00:23:43,603 Wow. 325 00:23:43,605 --> 00:23:45,523 Alrighty then. Okay? 326 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:48,123 - Okay. - Okay, off you go. 327 00:23:49,325 --> 00:23:51,045 Yeah. 328 00:24:18,645 --> 00:24:20,602 Hello? 329 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,043 Those mellow yellow should have been folded 330 00:25:11,045 --> 00:25:12,363 30 minutes ago. 331 00:25:12,365 --> 00:25:13,965 Are you the rabbit or the turtle, Camilo? 332 00:25:16,644 --> 00:25:18,523 Like the Ninja Turtle? 333 00:25:18,525 --> 00:25:21,405 I'd be like... I'd be like Leonardo. 334 00:25:23,205 --> 00:25:25,203 Libby! 335 00:25:25,205 --> 00:25:26,844 What is it? 336 00:25:30,444 --> 00:25:32,484 I found her. 337 00:25:41,285 --> 00:25:44,763 Wow, this is horrible. Truly horrible. 338 00:25:44,765 --> 00:25:46,483 I knew she was battling serious body issues, 339 00:25:46,485 --> 00:25:49,803 but it's just so sad that she couldn't reach out for help. 340 00:25:49,805 --> 00:25:52,725 So tragic. So sad. 341 00:25:55,965 --> 00:25:57,363 Should we call the police? 342 00:25:57,365 --> 00:25:59,563 We can't. We're in lockdown. 343 00:25:59,565 --> 00:26:00,802 We have no reception. 344 00:26:00,804 --> 00:26:02,083 That means no phones, no Internet, 345 00:26:02,085 --> 00:26:03,442 no nothing until the new collection 346 00:26:03,444 --> 00:26:04,723 is safely on the shelves. 347 00:26:04,725 --> 00:26:06,322 That's the way the CCC's always done it, 348 00:26:06,324 --> 00:26:08,842 and we're not deviate at this crucial juncture, right? 349 00:26:08,844 --> 00:26:12,163 Right. We have to do something. 350 00:26:12,165 --> 00:26:14,323 If we tell anyone else, it could just be panic. 351 00:26:14,325 --> 00:26:15,682 Besides, we're on lockdown. 352 00:26:15,684 --> 00:26:17,443 There's really nothing we can do until 8:00 a.m. 353 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:18,723 tomorrow morning. 354 00:26:18,725 --> 00:26:20,403 What if there's a killer out there? 355 00:26:20,405 --> 00:26:22,402 There's no killer, 356 00:26:22,404 --> 00:26:23,602 unless you consider Jemma a killer. 357 00:26:23,604 --> 00:26:25,965 Of herself. 358 00:26:26,805 --> 00:26:29,722 Are you afraid there's a killer out there? 359 00:26:29,724 --> 00:26:30,723 Yeah. 360 00:26:30,725 --> 00:26:32,763 Do you like being afraid? 361 00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:34,203 No. 362 00:26:34,205 --> 00:26:35,683 Do you want everyone else to be afraid, too? 363 00:26:35,685 --> 00:26:38,602 That's not really showing team spirit, is it? 364 00:26:38,604 --> 00:26:39,763 Right. 365 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,163 Libby, I know it's your first day 366 00:26:41,165 --> 00:26:42,843 and you're eager to do things by the book, 367 00:26:42,845 --> 00:26:44,163 but I don't think you understand 368 00:26:44,165 --> 00:26:46,123 the impact this could have. 369 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:48,043 If we don't get that new collection turned around 370 00:26:48,045 --> 00:26:50,482 on time, that means Monday Madness is a disaster. 371 00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:51,843 And if Monday Madness is a disaster, 372 00:26:51,845 --> 00:26:53,362 then the new collection fails, 373 00:26:53,364 --> 00:26:58,042 and if the new collection fails, the CCC fails. 374 00:26:58,044 --> 00:27:01,845 That's not what you want, is it? 375 00:27:36,684 --> 00:27:39,045 You were doing a great job, by the way. 376 00:27:40,805 --> 00:27:43,723 You know we had to do that, right? 377 00:27:43,725 --> 00:27:46,563 Even if I wanted to, we couldn't even get out to call the police 378 00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:50,962 until Peyton Jules and her crew arrived at midnight. 379 00:27:50,964 --> 00:27:52,963 I will take care of this first thing in the morning. 380 00:27:52,965 --> 00:27:54,765 I promise. 381 00:27:57,365 --> 00:27:58,723 Tell you what. 382 00:27:58,725 --> 00:28:00,123 You were such a trooper back there that 383 00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:01,683 I'm going to waive the first month of your 384 00:28:01,685 --> 00:28:03,283 mandatory employee purchase plan. 385 00:28:03,285 --> 00:28:04,965 How's that sound? 386 00:28:05,805 --> 00:28:07,402 Sounds great. 387 00:28:07,404 --> 00:28:09,163 Thank you. 388 00:28:16,845 --> 00:28:19,443 We take care of our own here at CCC. 389 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:28,282 Let's go. 390 00:28:59,724 --> 00:29:01,284 Are we on target? 391 00:29:29,325 --> 00:29:32,002 Craig to Lord. Craig to Lord 392 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:33,403 Lord to Craig. 393 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,443 Lord, do you have eyes on Hunter? 394 00:29:35,445 --> 00:29:37,203 I sure don't, Craig. 395 00:29:37,205 --> 00:29:40,565 Copy that. 396 00:30:08,045 --> 00:30:10,882 Okay, ladies, I don't know what you're playing at, 397 00:30:10,884 --> 00:30:12,963 but Robot King is going to BLO if he finds out 398 00:30:12,965 --> 00:30:14,362 you're playing with the Super Shapers. 399 00:30:14,364 --> 00:30:16,282 I'm gonna save your ass this time, but... 400 00:30:16,284 --> 00:30:17,403 Craig to Lord, Craig to Lord. 401 00:30:17,405 --> 00:30:18,643 What's your 20? 402 00:30:18,645 --> 00:30:20,443 Craig to Lord. What's your 20? 403 00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:24,483 I'm in the stock room looking for Hunter. 404 00:30:24,485 --> 00:30:26,163 Forget about her. I'll take care of that. 405 00:30:26,165 --> 00:30:28,323 I need you back on the floor stat. 406 00:30:56,645 --> 00:30:59,883 Lord, do you copy?! Just get back to the floor stat. 407 00:30:59,885 --> 00:31:01,723 I am two men down, and I can't be three. 408 00:31:01,725 --> 00:31:04,243 We are running out of time, and I can't have that. 409 00:31:04,245 --> 00:31:05,685 Lord! 410 00:31:07,485 --> 00:31:09,605 Lord! 411 00:31:47,004 --> 00:31:48,603 Oh, my God! 412 00:31:51,365 --> 00:31:54,765 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 413 00:32:23,045 --> 00:32:24,963 Lord! 414 00:32:40,884 --> 00:32:43,042 Lord, what's your 20? 415 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,523 I told you get back on the floor. 416 00:32:44,525 --> 00:32:46,162 We have a situation here! 417 00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:48,324 Lord! 418 00:32:55,485 --> 00:32:57,405 Lord! 419 00:32:57,525 --> 00:32:59,685 Lord? 420 00:33:03,444 --> 00:33:05,405 Lord, what's your 20? 421 00:33:07,725 --> 00:33:09,485 Lord? 422 00:33:12,605 --> 00:33:15,765 Lord, what's your... 20? 423 00:33:31,605 --> 00:33:33,723 No! No, no, no. No. You are the... 424 00:33:33,725 --> 00:33:36,883 You're the best goddamn regional manager this place has. 425 00:33:36,885 --> 00:33:39,483 It's you. Be to be. Be to be. 426 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,443 Oh, my God. 427 00:33:41,445 --> 00:33:43,203 It's that guy! 428 00:33:43,205 --> 00:33:45,322 It's just a mannequin. 429 00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:47,002 Stuffed in a very tiny box. 430 00:33:47,004 --> 00:33:48,802 It's a practical joke. 431 00:33:48,804 --> 00:33:50,362 People get a little... 432 00:33:50,364 --> 00:33:52,083 ...crazy around Monday Madness. 433 00:33:52,085 --> 00:33:54,564 Aaah! 434 00:33:54,965 --> 00:33:57,562 - You know? - No. No, no. 435 00:33:57,564 --> 00:33:58,843 That didn't look like a mannequin. 436 00:33:58,845 --> 00:34:01,882 - It's happening again. - Libby, Libby. 437 00:34:01,884 --> 00:34:05,242 Don't you trust Harold Landsgrove? 438 00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:08,203 Maybe we should... maybe we should call the police 439 00:34:08,205 --> 00:34:10,005 when Peyton Jules comes in. 440 00:34:10,085 --> 00:34:11,763 You don't... no, no, no, no, no. 441 00:34:11,765 --> 00:34:15,444 No, I highly advise against that course of action. 442 00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:19,683 You know what, Libby? You're right. 443 00:34:19,685 --> 00:34:20,962 We should do something about this. 444 00:34:20,964 --> 00:34:22,843 I tell you what, I will call Harold. 445 00:34:22,845 --> 00:34:24,123 He will be the one to advise us 446 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:28,402 on the best course of action, okay? 447 00:34:28,404 --> 00:34:30,682 Yeah. Yeah? 448 00:34:30,684 --> 00:34:32,763 Great. 449 00:34:32,765 --> 00:34:33,802 Okay. 450 00:34:33,804 --> 00:34:35,803 After you. 451 00:34:47,165 --> 00:34:49,443 Fudge. 452 00:34:56,405 --> 00:34:58,203 Lockdown deactivated. 453 00:35:23,525 --> 00:35:24,963 Oh, my God. 454 00:35:24,965 --> 00:35:28,282 I'm so, like, totally excited I could just die. 455 00:35:28,284 --> 00:35:30,082 Hi, you guys. Hi. 456 00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:32,362 No photos. No photos! 457 00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:34,162 Hey, guys, phones down. 458 00:35:34,164 --> 00:35:35,923 - Phones down! - Where the fuck were you? 459 00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:38,323 Just tidying up. 460 00:35:38,325 --> 00:35:41,923 Everything better be ready, or Harold will roast your ass. 461 00:35:41,925 --> 00:35:44,083 All set now, Barb. All set. 462 00:35:44,085 --> 00:35:45,723 So what's the game plan? 463 00:35:45,725 --> 00:35:46,963 I think I start with the floor 464 00:35:46,965 --> 00:35:48,562 and take her through the jeans ecosystem. 465 00:35:48,564 --> 00:35:51,165 You! 466 00:35:52,404 --> 00:35:54,442 I've been tasked with that, Craig. 467 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:57,883 Me, me, me. 468 00:35:57,885 --> 00:36:00,283 Got that? Me. 469 00:36:00,285 --> 00:36:01,882 Absolutely. Mm. 470 00:36:01,884 --> 00:36:04,323 Absolutely. 100%. 471 00:36:04,325 --> 00:36:06,562 Loud and clear. So... so glad to have you 472 00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:07,843 on board with us, Barb. 473 00:36:07,845 --> 00:36:09,483 So glad! 474 00:36:09,485 --> 00:36:13,162 Oh, my God. Are those the Super Shapers? 475 00:36:13,164 --> 00:36:15,003 Yes, they certainly are. 476 00:36:15,005 --> 00:36:17,923 I've been waiting for these for my whole entire life. 477 00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:19,843 So have we all. 478 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:22,843 So, Peyton, you're the woman of the hour. 479 00:36:22,845 --> 00:36:26,165 What are you thinking? Give us your vision. 480 00:36:28,445 --> 00:36:31,685 I love everything but these. 481 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:34,923 These I want. 482 00:36:34,925 --> 00:36:35,923 Can we got these for her? 483 00:36:35,925 --> 00:36:37,323 Abso-doozely-lutely. 484 00:36:37,325 --> 00:36:38,283 Absolutely. 485 00:36:38,285 --> 00:36:39,403 What size are you, honey? 486 00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:40,803 Zero. Got that? 487 00:36:40,805 --> 00:36:42,003 I certainly do. 488 00:36:42,005 --> 00:36:43,923 Now, Peyton, if you'll excuse me, 489 00:36:43,925 --> 00:36:47,002 I'll have to go get those myself personally. 490 00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:51,523 Just get them, okay? 491 00:36:51,525 --> 00:36:54,163 He needs to hurry up. We're going live in 10 minutes. 492 00:36:54,165 --> 00:36:55,803 It's not my opinion. I explained it before. 493 00:36:55,805 --> 00:36:58,042 There are no live feeds during the change over. 494 00:36:58,044 --> 00:37:00,283 Your piece will go online at 8:00 a.m. when the doors open. 495 00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:02,643 What?! My credibility is at stake here. 496 00:37:02,645 --> 00:37:05,602 I have millions waiting for my broadcast. 497 00:37:05,604 --> 00:37:07,843 Well, just think about how much they'll be begging for it 498 00:37:07,845 --> 00:37:09,322 if they have to wait. 499 00:37:09,324 --> 00:37:11,283 It's all about building the anticipation. 500 00:37:14,085 --> 00:37:15,243 Are we cool? 501 00:37:15,245 --> 00:37:17,643 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 502 00:37:17,645 --> 00:37:18,883 How about I get you and your crew 503 00:37:18,885 --> 00:37:21,163 some awesome CCC promo gear? 504 00:37:21,165 --> 00:37:23,163 It's ultra exclusive. 505 00:37:23,165 --> 00:37:24,682 Sounds awesome. 506 00:37:24,684 --> 00:37:27,285 Don't move. 507 00:37:39,005 --> 00:37:40,565 Jemma! 508 00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:51,202 You guys, I am losing my mojo. 509 00:37:51,204 --> 00:37:53,643 I can't really lose my mojo. 510 00:37:53,645 --> 00:37:56,405 So let's just shoot this thing, okay? 511 00:37:59,285 --> 00:38:00,765 Ready? 512 00:38:07,605 --> 00:38:09,723 Oh, hey, guys! 513 00:38:09,725 --> 00:38:13,042 Welcome to the CCC's brand-spankin-new 514 00:38:13,044 --> 00:38:14,323 collection reveal. 515 00:38:19,445 --> 00:38:21,523 Have you ever been Peyton Julesing 516 00:38:21,525 --> 00:38:26,362 to lose those five extra pounds, but it's just like not possible 517 00:38:26,364 --> 00:38:28,443 to cut back on those triple fudge Oreos 518 00:38:28,445 --> 00:38:30,924 or that last bite of Mickey D's. 519 00:38:36,285 --> 00:38:38,643 These are totally for you... 520 00:38:38,645 --> 00:38:40,483 the Super Shapers! 521 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:43,203 They have some crazy CCC magic 522 00:38:43,205 --> 00:38:48,723 that'll give you the best bod of the century without the... 523 00:38:48,725 --> 00:38:50,643 I'm buying an entire box! 524 00:38:50,645 --> 00:38:52,882 And their fair trade, 525 00:38:52,884 --> 00:38:56,842 sweatshop free, and 120% organic. 526 00:38:56,844 --> 00:38:59,122 Some sweet, sweet denim. 527 00:39:11,445 --> 00:39:15,204 Tonight is a landmark night. 528 00:39:20,604 --> 00:39:24,125 And you very special... 529 00:39:24,605 --> 00:39:27,082 ...are here witnessing history. 530 00:39:30,645 --> 00:39:32,602 Belong... 531 00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:37,402 believe, be love, become. 532 00:39:37,404 --> 00:39:40,203 The Super Shaper! 533 00:39:42,084 --> 00:39:44,083 One shape for all! 534 00:40:46,884 --> 00:40:48,562 Where's that promo Gary sent you last month? 535 00:40:48,564 --> 00:40:50,362 And what are you doing here? 536 00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:52,042 You're supposed to be on the floor. 537 00:40:52,044 --> 00:40:54,843 You're not... you didn't... 538 00:40:54,845 --> 00:40:56,883 What? Speak up? 539 00:40:56,885 --> 00:41:00,084 The pants. 540 00:41:03,405 --> 00:41:06,442 Are you mentally challenged? Peyton needs these, not me. 541 00:41:09,605 --> 00:41:11,643 What the fuck are you doing? 542 00:41:11,645 --> 00:41:13,443 No! Wait! 543 00:41:13,445 --> 00:41:15,285 What? 544 00:41:20,165 --> 00:41:22,203 Do you actually think you have a shot 545 00:41:22,205 --> 00:41:25,203 at being regional manager? 546 00:41:25,205 --> 00:41:26,923 Dream on. 547 00:41:26,925 --> 00:41:31,805 You're nothing but a pathetic little store manager. 548 00:41:34,205 --> 00:41:36,684 And that's what you'll always be. 549 00:41:40,445 --> 00:41:42,804 Are we done here? 550 00:41:46,845 --> 00:41:49,003 Yes. 551 00:41:49,005 --> 00:41:50,525 Yes, indeedy. 552 00:41:51,365 --> 00:41:52,642 Mm. 553 00:41:52,644 --> 00:41:56,405 Never send a boy in to do a woman's job. 554 00:42:13,805 --> 00:42:28,803 ♪ Hamara India ♪ 555 00:42:32,805 --> 00:42:34,563 ♪ Hamara India ♪ 556 00:42:38,205 --> 00:42:40,282 ♪ Hamara India ♪ 557 00:43:14,885 --> 00:43:24,322 ♪ Hamara India ♪ 558 00:43:38,124 --> 00:43:40,404 Break time! 559 00:44:27,084 --> 00:44:28,805 Hello? 560 00:44:33,605 --> 00:44:35,885 Hello? 561 00:44:52,284 --> 00:44:54,363 The Super Shapers! 562 00:44:54,365 --> 00:44:57,763 They have some crazy CCC magic that'll give you 563 00:44:57,765 --> 00:45:02,563 the best bod of the century without the... 564 00:45:02,565 --> 00:45:04,443 I'm buying an entire box. 565 00:45:04,445 --> 00:45:07,723 And they're fair trade, sweat shop free, 566 00:45:07,725 --> 00:45:10,642 and 120% organic. 567 00:45:10,644 --> 00:45:12,723 Some sweet, sweet denim. 568 00:45:44,124 --> 00:45:46,803 Break time! 569 00:45:57,285 --> 00:45:59,643 Don't do that! 570 00:45:59,645 --> 00:46:01,522 Sorry. I'm sorry. 571 00:46:01,524 --> 00:46:03,003 Okay, okay. 572 00:46:03,005 --> 00:46:06,723 You didn't kill me or anything? 573 00:46:06,725 --> 00:46:09,005 You need to watch this. 574 00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:12,403 And they're fair trade, sweat shop free, 575 00:46:12,405 --> 00:46:16,323 and 120% organic. 576 00:46:16,325 --> 00:46:18,123 Some sweet, sweet denim. 577 00:46:19,205 --> 00:46:20,683 Oh! 578 00:46:24,684 --> 00:46:27,682 He said Peyton Jules would have an hour, right? 579 00:46:28,725 --> 00:46:30,643 Come on. What? 580 00:46:30,645 --> 00:46:32,205 Come on. 581 00:46:36,405 --> 00:46:39,084 Lockdown activated. 582 00:46:42,324 --> 00:46:43,404 No! 583 00:46:44,165 --> 00:46:45,643 Shit. 584 00:46:51,684 --> 00:46:53,443 Come on. 585 00:47:05,724 --> 00:47:07,323 This is Shruti. Come in! 586 00:47:09,084 --> 00:47:12,322 This is Shruti. This is Shruti. Come in! 587 00:47:21,725 --> 00:47:24,082 Shruti, what's your 20? 588 00:47:24,084 --> 00:47:26,482 Craig? Yes. 589 00:47:26,484 --> 00:47:28,083 I'm at the back door. You? 590 00:47:28,085 --> 00:47:30,322 My office. 591 00:47:30,324 --> 00:47:32,482 What? 592 00:47:32,484 --> 00:47:33,442 What is it? Spit it out. 593 00:47:33,444 --> 00:47:35,445 I don't know. 594 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:38,722 Are you afraid there's a killer out there? 595 00:47:38,724 --> 00:47:40,762 I will do whatever it takes 596 00:47:40,764 --> 00:47:44,523 to make sure things go as scheduled. 597 00:47:44,525 --> 00:47:46,443 Whatever it takes. 598 00:47:46,445 --> 00:47:48,322 His office has the only door that locks. 599 00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:49,963 So unless you have a better idea, 600 00:47:49,965 --> 00:47:51,643 that's where we're going. 601 00:48:06,684 --> 00:48:09,043 Craig, let us in! 602 00:48:09,045 --> 00:48:10,162 Us? Who? 603 00:48:10,164 --> 00:48:12,843 Shruti and ...bby! 604 00:48:12,845 --> 00:48:14,883 Come on, hurry! Hurry! 605 00:48:16,044 --> 00:48:18,043 Let us in! 606 00:48:18,045 --> 00:48:20,163 Libby! There you are. 607 00:48:20,165 --> 00:48:21,283 I was wondering ...What happened? 608 00:48:21,285 --> 00:48:22,762 - What is that thing? - What thing? 609 00:48:22,764 --> 00:48:24,763 That thing that killed everyone in the store. 610 00:48:24,765 --> 00:48:26,563 I don't know what that was, nothing. 611 00:48:26,565 --> 00:48:27,963 Mass hallucination. 612 00:48:27,965 --> 00:48:29,242 Mass hallucination? 613 00:48:29,244 --> 00:48:31,123 Bullshit. 614 00:48:31,125 --> 00:48:32,962 Uh, Libby, please, please don't touch that. 615 00:48:32,964 --> 00:48:34,843 There. 616 00:48:34,845 --> 00:48:36,804 There's someone out there. 617 00:48:43,965 --> 00:48:45,603 We have to go check it out. 618 00:48:45,605 --> 00:48:48,043 I'm not going anywhere. That thing is still out there. 619 00:48:48,045 --> 00:48:49,762 We have to make sure everyone's okay. 620 00:48:49,764 --> 00:48:52,603 Well, you go out there, and you're dead. 621 00:48:52,605 --> 00:48:55,683 Hang on. You were out there. 622 00:48:55,685 --> 00:48:57,365 And you're not dead. 623 00:49:00,804 --> 00:49:04,363 Look. 624 00:49:04,365 --> 00:49:06,283 There. 625 00:49:18,365 --> 00:49:22,044 You're singing "Hamara India", right? 626 00:49:25,085 --> 00:49:27,483 Okay, so I like to listen to Bollywood music 627 00:49:27,485 --> 00:49:28,642 once in a while. 628 00:49:28,644 --> 00:49:30,965 Is that a crime? 629 00:49:32,844 --> 00:49:34,605 Give me your phone, Shruti. 630 00:49:36,204 --> 00:49:37,884 Your phone. 631 00:49:53,604 --> 00:49:55,085 There. 632 00:50:23,205 --> 00:50:25,085 Hello there. 633 00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:32,683 That... that's a bindi. 634 00:50:32,685 --> 00:50:35,683 It can hear me. I can understand. 635 00:50:35,685 --> 00:50:37,642 You don't actually think you can 636 00:50:37,644 --> 00:50:39,802 communicate with that thing. 637 00:50:52,085 --> 00:50:57,403 Okay. So we know two things... it loves Bollywood music, 638 00:50:57,405 --> 00:51:01,323 and it has a bindi on its forehead. 639 00:51:01,325 --> 00:51:03,883 You speak Indian, right? 640 00:51:03,885 --> 00:51:07,563 There are over like 130 different languages in India. 641 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:10,803 Okay, well, you speak one of them. 642 00:51:10,805 --> 00:51:15,082 Yeah, Hindi, and a little bit of Urdu. 643 00:51:15,084 --> 00:51:16,323 Let's get what it wants. 644 00:51:16,325 --> 00:51:18,082 What? 645 00:51:18,084 --> 00:51:20,443 It obviously wants something. 646 00:51:20,445 --> 00:51:23,964 Maybe if we give it what it wants, it'll stop. 647 00:51:39,324 --> 00:51:41,325 Wait, where'd it go? 648 00:51:58,565 --> 00:52:01,085 It... it's Hindi. 649 00:52:04,085 --> 00:52:06,082 Keerat. 650 00:52:06,084 --> 00:52:08,602 Keerat? What's Keerat? 651 00:52:08,604 --> 00:52:10,325 It's a girl's name. 652 00:52:22,284 --> 00:52:23,805 "Me." 653 00:52:25,284 --> 00:52:27,003 Who's Keerat? 654 00:52:27,005 --> 00:52:28,203 How should I know? 655 00:52:28,205 --> 00:52:29,883 Look up your employee records. 656 00:52:29,885 --> 00:52:32,122 Employees... We don't have employees. 657 00:52:32,124 --> 00:52:33,523 Over there, it's just lines and lines and lines 658 00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:35,043 and lines of subcontractors. 659 00:52:35,045 --> 00:52:36,562 We don't actually know who... who works for us. 660 00:52:36,564 --> 00:52:40,282 Well... then, how can you know if you're 661 00:52:40,284 --> 00:52:43,762 employing fair trade workers and that they aren't working 662 00:52:43,764 --> 00:52:46,323 in sweatshops and that the cotton they're using is organic? 663 00:52:46,325 --> 00:52:47,683 We don't! 664 00:52:47,685 --> 00:52:49,443 Okay? Jesus! That's just a line. 665 00:52:49,445 --> 00:52:51,043 When are you gonna figure that out? 666 00:52:51,045 --> 00:52:52,723 No, no, no, no, no. 667 00:52:52,725 --> 00:52:55,522 No, no. W-what we can do and what we do know 668 00:52:55,524 --> 00:52:57,202 is we can trace everything back about those chains. 669 00:52:57,204 --> 00:52:59,563 We know exactly which genetically modified seed 670 00:52:59,565 --> 00:53:02,203 - they're grown from. - GMOs? 671 00:53:02,205 --> 00:53:04,083 You're using GMOs? 672 00:53:04,085 --> 00:53:05,883 How do you think they can make a pair of jeans 673 00:53:05,885 --> 00:53:08,484 for five dollars and sell them for 150? 674 00:53:14,925 --> 00:53:16,565 Keerat. 675 00:53:53,325 --> 00:53:56,163 "Picked cotton." 676 00:54:58,205 --> 00:55:00,045 "Dead." 677 00:55:02,525 --> 00:55:05,724 How old were you when you died, Keerat? 678 00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:23,842 It's not called child labor for nothing, right? 679 00:55:23,844 --> 00:55:27,123 Hold on now. The SCC has strict ethical standards... 680 00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:31,123 You just said you can't trace back who works for you! 681 00:55:31,125 --> 00:55:33,924 You guys were supposed to be the good guys. 682 00:55:35,604 --> 00:55:37,843 I came here to do good. 683 00:55:37,845 --> 00:55:39,564 And get half-price clothes. 684 00:55:42,885 --> 00:55:44,604 We have to help her. 685 00:55:54,765 --> 00:55:56,962 "Justice." 686 00:55:56,964 --> 00:55:59,724 "Justice for Keerat." 687 00:56:40,205 --> 00:56:45,883 Keerat, if we tell the world your story, 688 00:56:45,885 --> 00:56:47,805 will you stop killing? 689 00:57:06,605 --> 00:57:09,045 No, stop! 690 00:57:11,165 --> 00:57:13,923 What did you do?! 691 00:57:13,925 --> 00:57:16,325 You idiot! 692 00:57:16,764 --> 00:57:18,283 I had her. 693 00:57:18,285 --> 00:57:19,642 And you just made her mad again. 694 00:57:19,644 --> 00:57:22,003 Oh, I'm so sorry. 695 00:57:22,005 --> 00:57:23,403 Did I not get the memo, or are we talking about 696 00:57:23,405 --> 00:57:26,325 a pair of killer pants here?! 697 00:57:29,165 --> 00:57:31,123 You knew what was out there, and you didn't do 698 00:57:31,125 --> 00:57:32,763 anything about it! 699 00:57:32,765 --> 00:57:34,003 You knew? 700 00:57:34,005 --> 00:57:35,482 If you hadn't hidden that girl's death 701 00:57:35,484 --> 00:57:36,723 and if you'd let me call the police, 702 00:57:36,725 --> 00:57:38,163 then they'd all still be alive! 703 00:57:38,165 --> 00:57:41,323 That is some God danged insubordination right there. 704 00:57:41,325 --> 00:57:44,925 I'm gonna have to sanction you, young lady. 705 00:57:45,165 --> 00:57:48,483 Sanction me all you want. 706 00:57:48,485 --> 00:57:49,882 I quit. Yeah? 707 00:57:49,884 --> 00:57:53,285 - Well, you're fired. - Enough! 708 00:57:54,684 --> 00:57:57,442 How many more pairs of those jeans are there? 709 00:57:57,444 --> 00:58:00,123 175. 710 00:58:00,125 --> 00:58:03,283 What? What? What? What? 711 00:58:03,285 --> 00:58:05,083 What if more of them are alive? 712 00:58:06,245 --> 00:58:08,323 Shit. Oh, God. 713 00:58:08,325 --> 00:58:10,044 It's coming for us. 714 00:58:19,005 --> 00:58:21,802 We have to make sure. 715 00:58:21,804 --> 00:58:23,482 Come on. 716 01:00:03,885 --> 01:00:05,923 What the fuck, Craig?! Let us out. 717 01:00:05,925 --> 01:00:08,043 So, I've been thinking. 718 01:00:08,045 --> 01:00:10,402 I'm going to need you to hand over that camera. 719 01:00:10,404 --> 01:00:11,962 Can't have that story floating out there. 720 01:00:11,964 --> 01:00:13,642 I'm sure you understand. 721 01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:15,243 No way. 722 01:00:15,245 --> 01:00:20,203 You and your bunch of CCC hypocrites are going down. 723 01:00:20,205 --> 01:00:23,323 Why, Shruti, I didn't know you cared 724 01:00:23,325 --> 01:00:25,683 about anything. 725 01:00:25,685 --> 01:00:29,002 This must be a first for you. How does that feel? 726 01:00:29,004 --> 01:00:31,522 You will do anything to make it right. 727 01:00:33,684 --> 01:00:35,083 Soon that door is going to burst. 728 01:00:35,085 --> 01:00:37,642 It's you or the camera. 729 01:00:37,644 --> 01:00:40,563 Your choice. 730 01:00:49,485 --> 01:00:52,522 This is what you want? 731 01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:54,963 Come and get it. 732 01:01:13,565 --> 01:01:17,083 Just give me the camera, and we can all go home 733 01:01:17,085 --> 01:01:19,483 like none of this ever happened. 734 01:01:21,444 --> 01:01:23,805 I'll even give you a raise. 735 01:01:27,324 --> 01:01:29,482 Come on, Shruti. 736 01:01:29,484 --> 01:01:33,283 This isn't you. 737 01:01:33,285 --> 01:01:35,844 Why the sudden change of heart? 738 01:01:48,444 --> 01:01:50,163 Craig to Shruti. 739 01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:53,203 Craig to Shruti. Come in, Shruti. 740 01:01:59,844 --> 01:02:03,043 Come in, Shruti. 741 01:02:08,604 --> 01:02:12,003 Okay, Craig. You win. 742 01:02:13,284 --> 01:02:14,523 There you go. 743 01:02:54,845 --> 01:02:56,163 Fuck! 744 01:03:34,005 --> 01:03:35,803 Give it now! 745 01:03:35,805 --> 01:03:37,963 The card. I know you have it. 746 01:03:37,965 --> 01:03:40,003 No. No, no! 747 01:03:40,005 --> 01:03:42,163 You're not gonna ruin it for those pants, 748 01:03:42,165 --> 01:03:45,322 ruin everything I have ever worked for. 749 01:03:45,324 --> 01:03:47,842 It's clothes. It's just clothes. 750 01:03:48,924 --> 01:03:50,482 It's not just clothes. 751 01:03:50,484 --> 01:03:52,042 See, see, see. 752 01:03:52,044 --> 01:03:56,122 In an ecosystem of life. 753 01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:58,123 Keerat! 754 01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,362 Justice! 755 01:07:28,005 --> 01:07:29,645 Keerat? 756 01:07:30,924 --> 01:07:34,404 Please... don't. 757 01:07:35,165 --> 01:07:38,285 These people haven't done anything to you. 758 01:07:43,965 --> 01:07:46,363 This is right, Keerat. 759 01:07:46,365 --> 01:07:48,444 This isn't justice. 760 01:07:50,445 --> 01:07:52,323 Lockdown deactivated. 761 01:08:10,685 --> 01:08:13,003 No, don't! Don't! 762 01:08:13,005 --> 01:08:14,484 No! 763 01:12:21,845 --> 01:12:23,763 Welcome to the CCC family. 764 01:12:23,765 --> 01:12:25,483 We're all equal here, sort of like capitalism. 765 01:12:25,485 --> 01:12:26,683 Capitalism. 766 01:12:38,805 --> 01:12:40,042 Hi, you guys. 767 01:12:40,044 --> 01:12:41,763 Welcome back. 768 01:12:41,765 --> 01:12:44,962 And now we're all ready for yoga season! 769 01:12:44,964 --> 01:12:47,205 Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm! 770 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:01,925 Hello? 771 01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:05,285 Hello? 772 01:13:07,005 --> 01:13:08,645 Hunter? 773 01:13:10,164 --> 01:13:12,765 It's been way more than five minutes. 774 01:13:13,437 --> 01:13:18,437 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull