1 00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:03,620 What is comedy? 2 00:00:03,650 --> 00:00:04,820 I'm just kidding. 3 00:00:04,850 --> 00:00:07,060 What have I really began the show like that? 4 00:00:08,490 --> 00:00:12,500 Hi, I'm BJ Novak, I am so excited to welcome 5 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:15,640 you to my television show, its called The Premise. 6 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:17,640 Every episode is different, different cast, 7 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,350 different story. 8 00:00:19,380 --> 00:00:20,550 Here we go. 9 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:23,690 Ethan Streiber is the kind of guy 10 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,490 who would do anything to be an ally. 11 00:00:26,530 --> 00:00:28,530 He's about to find out what anything means. 12 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:32,370 This is social justice sex tape. 13 00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:48,540 I didn't do anything you were there. 14 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:50,740 What did I do? 15 00:00:50,780 --> 00:00:51,610 I didn't do anything. 16 00:00:51,650 --> 00:00:52,710 Hey! 17 00:00:55,450 --> 00:00:57,290 This is an injustice. 18 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:01,130 You watched the season finale without me? 19 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,100 OK. 20 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,570 Well, obviously I have a lot of work second 21 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:04,770 your associate gets everybody's bitch work. 22 00:01:04,810 --> 00:01:06,370 Hey, gunner. 23 00:01:06,410 --> 00:01:07,410 Thank you. 24 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,610 OK. 25 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:09,850 Well, when Rayna gives me one of my own cases 26 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,720 you won't see me for months. 27 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:40,480 Oh, it makes me deeply, deeply happy to be 28 00:01:40,510 --> 00:01:42,880 talking to donors like you. 29 00:01:42,910 --> 00:01:43,920 I mean, my favorite part of my job 30 00:01:43,950 --> 00:01:45,150 is actually talking to donors. 31 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:45,890 Are you kidding me? 32 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:46,590 Oh, you know what? 33 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:47,760 I'm so sorry. I got to go. 34 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:50,830 Stacey Abrams has actually just walked into my office. 35 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:51,830 Yes. 36 00:01:51,870 --> 00:01:53,800 The real Stacey Abrams, can you believe it? 37 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,370 I'll tell her you said hi. 38 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:56,640 OK. 39 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:57,640 Bye. 40 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,310 Getting your salary gunner. 41 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:00,480 What's up? 42 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,650 Do you remember the Darren Williams arrest in Bed‐Stuy? 43 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:05,260 Charged with aggravated assault, he says the cop tripped 44 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:05,930 and fell on his own. 45 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:06,800 Body cams were off‐‐ 46 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:07,760 Yes, I'm familiar. 47 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:08,800 Why? 48 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,950 What am I looking at? 49 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:17,720 Wait a second, is that‐‐ 50 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:18,520 I know. 51 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:19,350 Is that‐‐ 52 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:20,120 Yup. 53 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:21,960 ‐A sex tape? ‐Darren Williams. 54 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:25,430 Have you ever seen anything like this before? 55 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:27,340 I was referring to the context. 56 00:02:27,370 --> 00:02:29,210 Who's handling this case? 57 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,310 A public defender. 58 00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:32,350 All right. 59 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:34,220 For now. 60 00:02:35,650 --> 00:02:36,490 We have to take this case. 61 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:37,320 Oh, God. 62 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,260 No, no, no, no, no, here. 63 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:39,530 I wish we could take all the cases, I do. 64 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,370 But for every case that we take, there's the ones that we don't. 65 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,870 And do you seriously want to go up 66 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:47,210 against the cops with a sex tape and a defendant that 67 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,480 has a record? 68 00:02:48,510 --> 00:02:50,720 You have 1,000 emails fighting for your attention, why would 69 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,950 you want to lose on this one? 70 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:56,460 We no longer have the freedom of having nothing to lose, OK? 71 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:58,670 Our reputation is our power. 72 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:02,740 Rayna, in my gut I know that this is important. 73 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:05,950 I know there's been cases I've pushed in the past but 74 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:08,220 this one is different. I know we can win. 75 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,020 OK. 76 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:10,890 Fine. 77 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,330 You think this is important then you 78 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,500 go ahead and see what's there. 79 00:03:13,530 --> 00:03:18,510 And if there is, first chair. 80 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:19,610 OK. 81 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:20,910 Yeah? 82 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:21,750 I got this. 83 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:22,950 You got this? 84 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:26,420 I'm going to take this tape and get Darren Williams off. 85 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:29,260 That came out wrong, didn't it? 86 00:03:29,290 --> 00:03:29,930 Get out of here. 87 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:39,050 Mr. Williams, my name is Eve stone, I'm a lawyer at CRA. 88 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,720 We're a non‐profit law firm and I'm 89 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:42,820 interested in taking your case. 90 00:03:42,850 --> 00:03:47,460 I've been here for like three months... why? 91 00:03:52,010 --> 00:03:55,450 Apparently there's a tape. 92 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:56,980 Like a security cam? 93 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:57,880 Not exactly. 94 00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:02,890 Is this you? 95 00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:03,800 No. 96 00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:04,460 Wha‐‐ What's wrong with you? 97 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:05,430 Why would you show me that? 98 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:06,130 I'm sorry. 99 00:04:06,170 --> 00:04:09,880 Obviously I'm so sorry that‐‐ 100 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:12,480 this part is this you? 101 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,290 Is that you? 102 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,900 Yeah. 103 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:22,770 That's me. 104 00:04:26,110 --> 00:04:29,680 Your lawyer told me you're planning to plead. 105 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,890 I think we can take this to trial. 106 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:36,600 I'm a father facing 15. 107 00:04:39,130 --> 00:04:43,070 See they don't make this shit easy in here at all. 108 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:46,880 Darren I know that you're innocent 109 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,920 and I know I can prove it. 110 00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:54,600 Have you done cases like this before? 111 00:04:54,630 --> 00:04:58,100 I haven't led a trial before. 112 00:04:58,140 --> 00:05:03,620 But there's never been a trial like this before. 113 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:05,490 OK. 114 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,420 OK. 115 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:12,070 Where did you get the tape from? 116 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,640 Hey there, Ethan Streiber. 117 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:15,870 I don't know if anyone has announced me. 118 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:17,640 I'm here to actually present some evidence. 119 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:18,510 So‐‐ 120 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:19,850 That is definitely him. 121 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:20,650 He's here? 122 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:21,480 ‐Yeah. ‐OK. 123 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,450 Hello, hello, hello. 124 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,660 ‐Hello. ‐Hey there. 125 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:24,960 ‐Hi, Ethan. ‐Hi. 126 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:27,030 I'm Eve Stone, and this is our founding partner 127 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:27,830 Rayna Bradshaw. 128 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:28,830 Lovely to meet you. 129 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:29,870 I know all about your work. 130 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:30,800 Can I just tell you? 131 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,770 You're as stunning as you are brilliant. 132 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,140 Oh, thank you. 133 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:35,050 Thank you. 134 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,780 Come on in and sit down. 135 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,850 So let's start from the beginning. 136 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:40,120 Absolutely. 137 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,460 I grew up in Westchester and I went to college at Middlebury. 138 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:44,030 I studied creative writing. 139 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:46,640 I did a bit of acappella with the premier group on campus. 140 00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:47,670 Ethan, sorry. 141 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:49,880 I believe she meant the beginning of the tape. 142 00:05:49,910 --> 00:05:52,150 Where the tape starts. 143 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:55,720 Duh! I live in Bed‐Stuy which is a very diverse neighborhood. 144 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,090 Gentrifying very quickly. 145 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,930 Well, not if I can help it. 146 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,460 Um it was a typical day for me. 147 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,130 I was getting home from a fundraiser 148 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:05,110 where I heard Evon Max Kennedy speak 149 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:06,740 which was so illuminating. 150 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,650 I was really pumped up so I got to work 151 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,790 amplifying important voices and causes online. 152 00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:17,430 After a grueling workout, with a couple of pals. 153 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,000 I feel like I had earned a little break 154 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:21,970 so I decided to take a stroll down memory 155 00:06:22,010 --> 00:06:24,480 lane with one of our old romantic videos 156 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,050 we made back in March. 157 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,250 Sex‐‐ 158 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,620 And the romantic video is filmed at the exact date and time 159 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:31,160 of the Darren Williams arrest? 160 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:31,960 Exactly. 161 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:34,160 Who is my slam piece? 162 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,770 That's you baby. 163 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:46,660 Holy shit. 164 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:48,760 Holy shit. 165 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:50,000 Fuck. 166 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:51,730 And that is when you reached out to us? 167 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:53,000 Yes. 168 00:06:53,030 --> 00:06:54,770 As soon as I finished watching the tape I reached right out. 169 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:56,840 So when you finished? 170 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,780 And so I sent you the two screenshots which are basically 171 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,690 Exhibit A, Exhibit B. They completely 172 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,990 exonerate Darren Williams. 173 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:06,660 Show those things, boom case fucking closed. 174 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:07,600 W‐‐ Not exactly. 175 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:09,130 I know. 176 00:07:09,170 --> 00:07:12,070 I believe we're going to need to see the video in full. 177 00:07:12,110 --> 00:07:15,250 Yeah, for context. 178 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,020 Yeah, yeah. 179 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:18,650 That's no big deal. 180 00:07:18,690 --> 00:07:20,020 Sure. 181 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:21,590 It's right on there. 182 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:22,590 Thank you. 183 00:07:22,630 --> 00:07:23,700 We can just airplay it. 184 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:24,530 OK. 185 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,900 That's it. 186 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:29,680 Have you agreed to do this babe? 187 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:31,850 ‐Put on some music? ‐Sure. 188 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,200 You want it in there? 189 00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:41,600 ‐Oh, yeah. ‐Yeah? 190 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:45,570 Just give me a couple of miuntes here. 191 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:47,080 Wow. 192 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:49,920 Oh, goodness. 193 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:53,620 I'm sorry is that a lower back tattoo. 194 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:54,860 And what does that say? 195 00:07:54,890 --> 00:07:55,730 Fat. 196 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,030 It says fate. 197 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,130 Oh, that's nice. 198 00:07:59,170 --> 00:07:59,800 Thanks. 199 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,140 It's the Fresh Prince photo. 200 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:02,810 Fuck yeah. 201 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,610 Can we maybe just close the blinds first? 202 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:05,850 Oh, there it is. 203 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,550 Is that it? 204 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:09,690 OK. 205 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,690 Look. 206 00:08:11,730 --> 00:08:14,600 He trips and falls and Darren's hands are still up. 207 00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:16,970 This destroys cops the entire narrative. 208 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,570 This makes the case. 209 00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:20,110 This is it. 210 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:22,650 This is amazing. 211 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,650 Wow, OK. Um. 212 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,920 So. so sorry. 213 00:08:25,950 --> 00:08:27,890 Just for some clarity here, is this 214 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,730 going to be shown in court? 215 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,230 This video, like open court? 216 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,330 Oh, but don't worry, no. 217 00:08:33,370 --> 00:08:34,640 People have seen worse. 218 00:08:34,670 --> 00:08:35,540 Seriously. 219 00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:37,110 They see dead bodies, maimed bodies‐‐ 220 00:08:37,140 --> 00:08:38,040 Oh. 221 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:38,710 Oh, rats. 222 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,050 I just remembered something. 223 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,820 You know how badly I want to help 224 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:44,960 but I don't have Vanessa's consent to show this video. 225 00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:46,560 And she and I actually broke up. 226 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,300 I don't think it's fair to trigger her by bringing 227 00:08:48,330 --> 00:08:49,330 this all up again and‐‐ 228 00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:51,100 I totally understand. 229 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:52,170 I will call her for you. 230 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:55,710 Yeah, yeah. 231 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:56,820 Handled. 232 00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:05,300 Who is my slam piece? 233 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:07,100 It's you baby. 234 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:08,070 Yeah, do you like that? 235 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,240 It's just sex, right? 236 00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:10,380 It's just the birds and the bees. 237 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:11,710 Do you know what I mean? 238 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:12,850 It's funny. 239 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:16,150 Porn gives people such a distorted mental image of sex. 240 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:18,320 Right. 241 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,730 This is what it's supposed to look like. 242 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,070 Sure. 243 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:23,970 She's in. 244 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,310 Oh, fantastic. 245 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:26,240 Great. 246 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:26,910 OK. 247 00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:28,180 ‐Contact him for us. ‐OK. 248 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:31,890 Hey, maybe we could just play devil's advocate for a second. 249 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:35,190 Darren Williams, he's a bit of a complicated guy, right? 250 00:09:35,230 --> 00:09:37,060 I mean, he's got a criminal record? 251 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:40,100 Well, you know he's an activist and lots of activists 252 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:41,200 have criminal records. 253 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,310 Yeah. 254 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:43,170 No, no, no, I have absolutely zero issue with it. 255 00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:44,040 I think it's great to have a record. 256 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:46,050 I ultimately wish that I had a record. 257 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,150 But I think‐‐ 258 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:48,890 I'm just wondering what the jury will think of that. 259 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,820 Oh, you don't have to worry about that. 260 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:53,130 We leave that to Eve. 261 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,870 Here's the thing, I can't believe 262 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,170 I'm even going to say this. 263 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,770 But everything I've been seeing on the news 264 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:00,810 I don't know that this is even going to make 265 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,350 that big of a difference. 266 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:05,290 I mean, do we even really trust the legal system here 267 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,220 in this messed up racist country? 268 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:11,260 I mean, it's saddening to say but maybe Malcolm was right. 269 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:14,040 Maybe the system is beyond saving. 270 00:10:14,070 --> 00:10:15,410 Did Malcolm say that? 271 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:19,110 I've dedicated my entire life to the opposite belief. 272 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:22,750 Even what happened to anything for the cause. 273 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:27,260 Look I protest, I donate, I march regularly. 274 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,900 Thank you. 275 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:30,270 I really believe in my bones that Black lives matter. 276 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,300 They do. 277 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:34,950 It's just so much more than anything honestly. 278 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:40,060 But‐‐ 279 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:46,970 Ethan, I know you want to make a difference 280 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,880 and maybe this isn't how you imagined it. 281 00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:54,020 But this is your chance to be a hero. 282 00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:57,290 This is your chance to make a difference, a big difference 283 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,430 in a man's life. 284 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:05,340 Ethan, this is your shot. 285 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:09,680 And Ethan, you are not throwing away your shot. 286 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:14,090 I'm not throwing away my shot. 287 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:14,990 I'll do it. 288 00:11:15,030 --> 00:11:16,290 OK. 289 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:17,230 Bravo. 290 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,890 We love you, Darren. 291 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:39,010 Hey, man I'm so sorry to bug you. 292 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,480 Um we actually haven't had a chance to meet yet 293 00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:42,310 but I'm just a huge fan of your activism. 294 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:43,180 You actually quote‐‐ 295 00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:44,780 All rise. 296 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:46,860 All right, cool man. Thanks. 297 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,200 You may be seated. 298 00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:55,870 Court is now in session. 299 00:11:55,910 --> 00:12:01,020 You will hear sworn testimony from two heroic officers 300 00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:03,960 who survived a brutal attack by the defendant. 301 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:08,460 And what will the defense offer you, a sex tape. 302 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,870 Well, if that is all that the defense is 303 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,440 going to bring to the table then we 304 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:18,480 will be forced to pick it apart frame by frame. 305 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,560 The prosecution and the defense agree on one thing, 306 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:25,330 this case is all about the evidence. 307 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,370 What you see will shock 308 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:32,450 you, it will disgust you, but if you are truly brave enough 309 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:36,250 to look really carefully you will see 310 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,360 something equally upsetting. 311 00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:43,070 Injustice. 312 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:48,910 Ethan, the police report states that Darren Williams was 313 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:52,490 on the corner of Wyeth and Jefferson at 4:10 PM, 314 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,130 can you confirm the location of your apartment? 315 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,090 Sure. 316 00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:58,600 I live on the corner of Wyeth and Jefferson 317 00:12:58,630 --> 00:13:00,470 um right above the world's best bodega. 318 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,610 Now you happen to have your camera 319 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,880 on recording on that exact intersection 320 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,450 at that exact time? 321 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,420 Yes. 322 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,930 Please prepare yourselves for what you're about to see. 323 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:22,880 I want you to focus on the tramp stamp‐‐ time stamp please. 324 00:13:22,910 --> 00:13:25,890 We're in out about three minutes when the church bells start 325 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,890 to ring and the metadata confirms that it is 4:00 PM. 326 00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:34,200 We can jump ahead to 13:32 and pause. 327 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,940 If you could just zoom in even more. 328 00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:38,880 Yeah just even deeper, as deep as possible 329 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:42,390 on the incident‐‐ on the police incident please. 330 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:43,890 Thank you. 331 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:48,260 We see Darren Williams 4:10 PM on the dot. 332 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,530 Play please. 333 00:13:49,570 --> 00:13:53,240 As you can see two officers approach Darren 334 00:13:53,270 --> 00:13:57,050 and while his hands are still clearly raised, 335 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:01,060 the officer trips shattering his own elbow contradicting 336 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,460 their own statement that there was aggravated assault. 337 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:09,110 Now Ethan, does that look like my client assaulting somebody 338 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,340 to you? 339 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:11,480 Hard no. 340 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:15,090 This tape is unequivocal evidence 341 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,290 that the police lied about this incident 342 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:22,930 and continue to lie about it to this day. 343 00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:25,170 So Ethan, what led to your decision 344 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:28,010 to masturbate to this sex tape? 345 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:32,090 I guess I was lonely and I had some work I 346 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:37,560 was avoiding doing so I was procrastinating, I guess. 347 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,170 So the woman on the tape identified as Vanessa Delacorte 348 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,340 is‐‐ um... 349 00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:43,340 well, there's really no other way 350 00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:45,040 to say this‐‐ much more attractive than you? 351 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:45,680 Objection. 352 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,620 Opinion not fact. 353 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:48,650 Overruled. 354 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:50,590 I'll allow it as fact. 355 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,230 Had you two had sex before? 356 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,500 Yeah, obviously. 357 00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:57,670 And she willingly engaged in that again. 358 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:58,440 Uh‐huh. 359 00:14:58,470 --> 00:14:59,610 7:47 please. 360 00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:04,480 I mean, you can see he is completely 361 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,590 missing her entire area there. 362 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:09,660 17:12, zoom in. 363 00:15:09,690 --> 00:15:10,630 Yes. 364 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,670 And how old are you Ethan? 365 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:13,640 Twenty nine. 366 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:16,610 Twenty nine years old. 367 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:20,650 And yet that is clearly the scrotum of a much older man. 368 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:24,160 Left testicle almost twice the size of the right testicle. 369 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:28,060 It's just really‐‐ it's just not adding up, is it? 370 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,730 Now you have a lot of Black friends, 371 00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:31,240 don't you Mr. Streiber? 372 00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:31,970 Yeah, of course. 373 00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:33,110 A ton. 374 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,580 Well, is it possible that the man in the purple hoodie 375 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:40,460 could be one of your friends, perhaps a fellow crisis actor? 376 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:42,160 Crisis actor? 377 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:46,330 Finally, tell us Ethan, what is the name of the folder 378 00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:48,270 that you keep this video in? 379 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,740 Unreal. 380 00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:53,210 And what is the connection of the content of Unreal? 381 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,190 That's album in my phone where I keep all my‐‐ 382 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,590 everybody's got that place where they keep 383 00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:01,400 all the stuff that gets you‐‐ 384 00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:02,400 Fantasies? 385 00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:03,270 Yeah, yeah. 386 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,370 Exactly. 387 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:09,050 That maybe never happened, that are maybe unreal‐‐ 388 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,780 Are they going to believe this video was fake? 389 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,490 ‐‐which is more likely? 390 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:16,030 A man who looks like this who had sex with a woman who 391 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:19,130 looks like that in the most profoundly 392 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:25,080 bizarre manner or a millennial incel who is so desperate to be 393 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:29,750 a hero to his progressive peers that he might have fabricated 394 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:38,200 a deepfake that is exactly what he says it is, Unreal? 395 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,410 So here's how we're going to bring Darren home, 396 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,610 we're going to open up your entire phone for everybody 397 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:44,050 to see. 398 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,720 Every picture, every video, everything 399 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,060 you've ever searched. 400 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,590 We're going to call on your exes. 401 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:51,400 That's how we're going to paint a complete picture of Ethan 402 00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:52,370 Streiber. 403 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,670 No, no. no. I'm just feeling‐‐ I'm sorry. 404 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,370 I'm sorry. 405 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,510 I'm feeling uncomfortable. OK. 406 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,310 I don't like that I've become this like white Savior 407 00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:58,480 figure in this trial. 408 00:16:58,510 --> 00:16:59,550 I don't think that's appropriate. 409 00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:02,290 This should be about you ladies and Darren. Right? 410 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,560 I‐‐ I just don't think that I should be centered in this 411 00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:09,070 narrative. Okay. I need to just remove myself. Okay... 412 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:10,840 Oh, God. 413 00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:12,310 I feel so much better this is the right move ultimately 414 00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:13,170 I think. You know my 415 00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:14,210 e‐therapist keeps telling me I need 416 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,150 to listen to the physical sensations in my body. 417 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:17,750 So you fantastic ladies are going 418 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,520 to return to doing what you're doing best 419 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:22,430 and I will go back to doing what I do best‐‐ 420 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:25,130 donating, protesting, marching. 421 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,470 Ethan, no. All right. 422 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:31,780 We are in too deep to turn back now, OK? 423 00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:34,420 Either you let us open up the Unreal folder‐‐ 424 00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:38,320 and yeah it's embarrassing‐‐ or Darren Williams goes 425 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,430 to prison for 15 years. 426 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,870 It's time to pick a side Ethan. 427 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,610 Are you with us or not? 428 00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:06,310 I now enter into evidence the entire contents 429 00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:09,390 of Ethan Streiber's phone. 430 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:13,130 Please brace yourselves. 431 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,330 I'm now opening the folder, Unreal. 432 00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:27,290 Let the record show 47 homemade videos and 650 still 433 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,530 images and screenshots, some dating 434 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:34,770 back as far as seven years all establishing a relevant pattern 435 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,650 that the sex you saw on tape was consistent with his behavior 436 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,550 and proclivities. 437 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,690 I now call to the stand Vanessa Delacorte, the woman 438 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:47,160 who appeared in the video. 439 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,770 Please proceed whenever you're ready Ms. Delacorte. 440 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,610 It's difficult for me to be here today 441 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,510 and to expose this chapter of my life to the public. 442 00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:59,550 But I do it to shed light on an important issue 443 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:02,430 larger than myself. 444 00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:07,340 How our society gaslights insecure young women 445 00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:10,440 that they should be with white men who have nothing 446 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:15,890 to offer them but unearned status, privilege, 447 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:19,230 and arrogance. 448 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:24,540 I am here today to tell the world I am not 449 00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:26,210 the woman you saw on that tape. 450 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:30,850 Not anymore. 451 00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:35,660 Thank you Ms. Delacorte. 452 00:19:35,690 --> 00:19:37,430 Let's just get to it, shall we? 453 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:39,570 Did Ethan ever make you orgasm? 454 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,740 Never. 455 00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:41,840 And would you be the type to fake it? 456 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,610 He wouldn't have noticed. 457 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,950 So could the screams on the tape have been coming from Ethan? 458 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:51,460 He made more of a grunting sound like a car that couldn't start. 459 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,800 Would you be so kind as to demonstrate that for the jury? 460 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,400 It's soon, it's soon, it's soon‐‐ 461 00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:57,570 It's soon, it soon, it soon‐‐ 462 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,610 It's soon, it soon, it's soon‐‐ 463 00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,670 It's soon it's soon it's soon 464 00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:01,640 It's now. 465 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,720 A pattern emerges. 466 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,020 He did this thing with his arms. 467 00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:08,290 This weird thing with his arms. 468 00:20:09,490 --> 00:20:11,500 A clear pattern. 469 00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:12,800 And what songs did he play? 470 00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:14,470 It was always the same song‐‐ 471 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,740 Back That Ass Up. 472 00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:17,740 We rarely made it past Back That Ass Up. 473 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:18,780 What did he call you? 474 00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:20,520 He called me slam piece. 475 00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:21,420 Slam piece. 476 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:21,990 Slam piece. 477 00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:23,690 This is my slam piece 478 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,460 So a pattern. 479 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:28,870 I am Ethan's doctor. 480 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:32,710 He has visited me for many STD scares over the years. 481 00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:35,450 Most imagined several real. 482 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,550 And yes this indeed is his real scrotum. 483 00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:41,720 The man on the tape, is the real Ethan Streiber. 484 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,400 I never forget a scrotum like that. 485 00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:45,430 Thank you doctor. 486 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:46,940 No further questions. 487 00:20:46,970 --> 00:20:50,710 Now, you're not a licensed therapist, is that correct? 488 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:51,950 Right. 489 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:54,980 I'm a team member at your ecouncillor. 490 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,990 And you might have some insight into Ethan Streiber's 491 00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:58,960 psychology? 492 00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,390 Again, I'm a team member. 493 00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:02,800 I handle a lot of people. 494 00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:08,810 Well, I went through more than 10,000 of Mr. Streiber's tweets 495 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:12,050 and I just want to understand the psychology and credibility 496 00:21:12,090 --> 00:21:14,090 of that type of individual. 497 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,590 This one calls for abolishing the police. 498 00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:19,370 This one calls from our law enforcement 499 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,700 at a Tame Impala show. 500 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,810 Never trust the government, never 501 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,080 trust the pharmaceutical industry, 502 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,750 and then the government is doing an amazing job 503 00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:30,020 rolling out the vaccine. 504 00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:32,090 You're an idiot if you don't get it. 505 00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:34,360 This one says MJ is the GOAT, this one 506 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,830 says LeBron is the GOAT. 507 00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:37,800 We can't have two GOATs. 508 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,610 And what do you all think of this one? 509 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,120 "Maybe more cops will go to jail if they 510 00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:48,860 didn't put the stupidest people in America on juries." 511 00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:00,150 I shouldn't of taken this case. 512 00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:02,550 Why did you want this case so badly? 513 00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:04,390 It‐‐ It just cut through my inbox. 514 00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:05,460 You know. 515 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,460 There's two types of tapes that go around, right? 516 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,900 There's the "stop what you're doing, 517 00:22:09,930 --> 00:22:11,940 you have to watch this video." 518 00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:14,880 And then there's the "stop what you're doing 519 00:22:14,910 --> 00:22:17,720 you have to watch this video." 520 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,720 I thought the people that tuned these things out 521 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:22,430 might pay attention if it was the kind of ridiculous video 522 00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:25,000 they watch every day. 523 00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:30,540 I had this big ridiculous dream that I could change things, 524 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:35,150 that I could make a difference, and I took this big swing 525 00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:39,690 and now real people are caught up in my mistake. 526 00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:42,730 The jury just thinks he's a woke ally 527 00:22:42,770 --> 00:22:46,710 or whatever he's not even that guy. 528 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:50,920 I get that you are supposed to learn from your mistakes 529 00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:56,730 but it is not fair that people have to pay for mine. 530 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,100 You know what's funny? 531 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:00,170 No. 532 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:04,210 The worst this case goes the more I believe in you. 533 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,210 What does that mean? 534 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:09,920 I can see your ambition. 535 00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:11,820 I can see your heart. 536 00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:14,560 You know... 537 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,700 Sometimes pressure brings out who people really are. 538 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:27,990 I don't think so. 539 00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,310 What's up dad? 540 00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:42,850 Tom Brady after every game he reviewed the game tapes. 541 00:23:42,890 --> 00:23:46,090 See what went wrong, what could have gone better, 542 00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:48,600 look I just want to say I'm proud of you. 543 00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:49,770 You're going to get better to. 544 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:51,870 Oh, my God. 545 00:23:54,910 --> 00:23:56,150 Oh, my God. 546 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:58,750 It leaked. Oh shit. 547 00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:03,160 Yo all the porn sites are shutting down. 548 00:24:03,190 --> 00:24:05,530 There's no one going to trying to beat their meat to this. 549 00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:07,940 All of a sudden you get home, hop on p‐hub, they 550 00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:10,880 got the social justice category right above step up. 551 00:24:10,910 --> 00:24:12,550 I love those guys. 552 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:14,750 I'm about to make this shit light up Tik‐Tok right now. 553 00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:16,890 I don't even want to see a dance move based on the shot. 554 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,160 Fuck. 555 00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:28,680 I got a small penis on how to plump it like a Reebok. 556 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:33,190 On the bridge he's like, Black Lives Matter. 557 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:42,110 A police incident. A sex tape. And a highly unusual scrotum. 558 00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:45,750 I'm Michael, this is the daily. 559 00:24:55,730 --> 00:24:58,040 The tape leaked. 560 00:24:58,070 --> 00:24:58,770 Who leaked it? 561 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:03,080 Your office had it? 562 00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:04,180 Who would leak it? 563 00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:06,590 W‐‐ What the hell this turning into? 564 00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:08,960 I didn't want to be a famous case. 565 00:25:08,990 --> 00:25:09,790 Darren. 566 00:25:09,830 --> 00:25:11,930 What? 567 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,600 I need you to trust me on this. 568 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,140 I got this. 569 00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:17,810 Then get it. 570 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,620 How would the defense like to proceed? 571 00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:22,290 Your Honor, the defense would like 572 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:26,590 to recall Ethan Streiber back to the stand. 573 00:25:26,630 --> 00:25:28,000 What the fuck? 574 00:25:28,030 --> 00:25:30,330 Ms. Stone, you've already examined this witness. 575 00:25:30,370 --> 00:25:32,270 I know Your Honor and I would not 576 00:25:32,310 --> 00:25:34,610 do this if it wasn't serious. 577 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,550 The defense believes the witness may have perjured himself. 578 00:25:40,050 --> 00:25:41,020 Very well. 579 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,690 Are you fucking kidding me? 580 00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:54,180 Ethan do you know why I've called you 581 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,290 back up to the stand? 582 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,990 There's a pattern of discrepancies 583 00:25:58,020 --> 00:26:02,270 between who you say you are and who you really are. 584 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:04,970 You went to the women's march and yet 585 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,310 we all saw how you talked to Vanessa. 586 00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:08,910 I'll strive to do better. 587 00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:11,750 Under oath you said you had and I quote, 588 00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:13,660 "A ton of Black friends." 589 00:26:13,690 --> 00:26:15,020 Sick. Yes, I do. 590 00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,790 Why would I apologize for that? 591 00:26:16,830 --> 00:26:20,200 Ethan, can you name a single black friend of yours? 592 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:20,700 Yeah. 593 00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:23,140 Can I, yes. Um... 594 00:26:23,170 --> 00:26:25,280 Joe. 595 00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:28,080 Joe from my building. 596 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,890 Let's see FM, he's my‐‐ 597 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,230 from the fund. 598 00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:34,900 Ethan we have the entire contents of your phone 599 00:26:34,930 --> 00:26:36,800 entered into evidence. 600 00:26:36,830 --> 00:26:40,880 Would I find either of those two numbers on there? 601 00:26:40,910 --> 00:26:41,780 I'm sure. 602 00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,180 On a group text maybe. 603 00:26:45,990 --> 00:26:46,820 What about you? 604 00:26:46,850 --> 00:26:48,360 You're my friend. 605 00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:49,760 Ethan I'm not your friend. 606 00:26:55,370 --> 00:26:57,110 OK, you know what? 607 00:26:57,140 --> 00:26:57,940 You know what? 608 00:26:57,980 --> 00:26:59,850 All I wanted to do is help. Okay. 609 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:00,880 And everybody is just‐‐ 610 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,860 everybody is just making it impossible. Okay. 611 00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:08,770 Everybody is dragging me for not being a perfect person. 612 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,240 I've really done everything I can think of to do. 613 00:27:11,270 --> 00:27:13,710 I posted that black square, I deleted that black square, 614 00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:15,240 I reposted the black square, and then I 615 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,250 redeleted the black square. 616 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,250 And literally nothing is ever enough. Okay. 617 00:27:19,290 --> 00:27:21,120 And everyone on all sides is just 618 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,390 destroying me to show how good they are. 619 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:25,730 Well, how am I supposed to get a job after this? 620 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,200 Hm? You ever thought of that? 621 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,740 How am I ever going to get a date after this? 622 00:27:29,770 --> 00:27:32,210 Do you realize how deeply fucked up this is for me. 623 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,150 Language. 624 00:27:33,180 --> 00:27:34,880 No, no, no, no. This system is fucked up. 625 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,750 You know what? Actually, 626 00:27:35,790 --> 00:27:37,820 actually both systems are fucked up. 627 00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:39,390 The justice system wants to fuck people like Darren. 628 00:27:39,430 --> 00:27:41,800 And the social justice system wants to fuck people like me. 629 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,840 And I'm not perfect. 630 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,340 Did I ever say that I was perfect? 631 00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:48,280 I am so deeply fucked up in a myriad of fucked up ways 632 00:27:48,310 --> 00:27:50,850 just like everybody fucking in this room is. 633 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,220 But I try so hard. 634 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:55,220 I really try all the time to do the right thing 635 00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:57,230 but it seems like the harder I try the more 636 00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,030 I just get incessantly shit on. 637 00:27:59,070 --> 00:28:00,840 So forget it. 638 00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:04,310 I quit, it's all over, fuck this court, fuck this system, 639 00:28:04,340 --> 00:28:05,850 and fuck this woke bullshit. 640 00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:22,010 The defense rests. 641 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,050 Witness dismissed. 642 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,760 It must be nice to be able to get that man. 643 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,290 Has the jury reached a verdict? 644 00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:53,810 Your Honor, the jury finds the defendant not guilty. 645 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,210 Yeah. 646 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,280 Yes. 647 00:28:56,310 --> 00:28:56,910 Yes. 648 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,940 Is that what it took? 649 00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:13,950 Y'all wouldn't be here if it wasn't for that tape. 650 00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:16,390 Is that what it takes? 651 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:21,330 Is that what it takes like seriously? 652 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:26,070 Do these videos have to be more obscene every time? 653 00:29:26,110 --> 00:29:29,980 More shocking every time? 654 00:29:30,010 --> 00:29:34,820 I just want to take this time to thank my lawyer Eve Stone, 655 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,390 I want to thank the judge, I want 656 00:29:36,430 --> 00:29:41,870 to thank the jury, the bailiff, the stenographer, and Jesus. 657 00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:42,870 I want to thank Jesus‐‐ 658 00:29:42,910 --> 00:29:43,540 Sketch? 659 00:29:43,570 --> 00:29:44,940 The sketch artist. 660 00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:46,510 I want to thank‐‐ 661 00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:49,020 I want to thank you all for having to sit through all that. 662 00:29:49,050 --> 00:29:50,490 Wow. 663 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,600 I got to thank my aunt, she came through everyday‐‐ 664 00:29:54,630 --> 00:29:57,070 That's a great speech. 665 00:29:57,100 --> 00:30:00,070 I didn't make it in but.. 666 00:30:00,110 --> 00:30:04,350 Ethan, you know he's grateful to you too. 667 00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:07,520 You said I'd be a hero for this. 668 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,960 I didn't say you'd look like one. 669 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,450 This is just the beginning. 670 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,460 I'm never going to forget any of this. 671 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:28,160 While I have you attention, I guess it really just comes down 672 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,300 to this. 673 00:30:29,330 --> 00:30:31,240 In the sex tape that is life always 674 00:30:31,270 --> 00:30:34,310 remember there's probably somebody getting screwed 675 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:36,910 even harder out of frame. 676 00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:38,180 Wow. 677 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:40,050 And not everybody has a tape like this. 678 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:43,930 As a matter of fact, not anybody has a tape like this. 679 00:30:46,370 --> 00:30:47,330 Nicely done.