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Oh! Oh! Ah!
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It's the crow man!
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Give it a second.
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Maybe he's taking it out
to surrender.
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He's anti-heroic.
Run!
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I don't understand.
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He's only one man!
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With the power
of a thousand crows.
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Oh, oh! Ooh!
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Good luck.
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Crows and owls
have always been at war,
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but why do you care?
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What's the point?
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Here's two.
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Ha-ha! Yeah. Cool.
Morty?
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Uh, h-hey, man!
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Good to see you!
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Y-You're, like, looking, like,
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into crows... still.
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Oh, uh, two crows,
you remember Morty.
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Morty, two crows.
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It's good to see you,
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but if you'd given me
more of a heads up...
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Well, I-I was just
in the neighborhood.
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I-It wasn't like... It's just
that the battle for crows
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is kind of never-ending.
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Huh. Right.
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A little pointless, then, right?
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That came out wrong,
s-sounded judgy.
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Crowhorse. Crowhorse.
Okay.
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Crowhorse. Crowhorse.
Looks like...
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looks like they're
leading you to a thing.
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Take care, Morty.
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You... You too!
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I-I'm doing good, by the way.
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Oh, my dad was gonna eat that
yogurt you left in the fridge
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but I-I told him...
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I'm looking for...
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Crow Scare.
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The scarecrow?
The evil scarecrow?
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Come on. Whoever gives him up
first lives.
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Fine, I can kill
an extra asshole.
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Helps me get my steps in.
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Ah!
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Ahhh!
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Rick!
Morty?
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Wood?!
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Aghhhh!
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Uh, Morty, why are you
now like 40?
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Th-That's how long
it's been, Rick.
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Oh, uh, I guess we can have
a drink together, then.
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Do you have a rum and Coke?
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What are you, 20?
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Oh, bless your heart.
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Time be goin' by, don't she?
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That's your reaction
to finding out
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you wasted your entire life?
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I feel okay.
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Well... well, what about me?!
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Whoa.
Excuse us, boys.
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You don't wanna be here
for this.
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I thought if I gave you
enough space,
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you'd outgrow this...
phase.
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Here's your drink, poser.
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Dad got sick, you know.
Stage 4.
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You would've loved it.
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Summer's a nurse...
well, pretty much a nurse.
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She... She married a junkie.
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Rick, come home,
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while we still got
a little time.
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Morty, what we had
wasn't healthy.
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And this is?
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Y-You've had a thousand
adventures with these crows.
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When are you gonna
kill their big bad?
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First off,
the "will they/kill they"
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is everything to my guys.
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And second, you for
trying to undermine my happiness.
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This may be the last time
you ever lay eyes on me!
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I hope that's not true, Morty,
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because you look like s shit,
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and this is not
how I wanna remember you.
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Now that I have his two crows,
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nothing will stop me
from eliminating Crow Rick.
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Don't defend him to me.
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I don't even get
what you see in him.
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You're right.
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We should be enjoying
the time we have together.
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Crow Rick!
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Oh, I-I know what this
must look like, but...
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It looks like
my arch nemesis, Crow Scare,
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and my sidekicks
planning adventures together.
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You are hardly the victim here.
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I was adventuring
with these two crows
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before you ever came along.
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What do you mean,
"using me as a rebound?"
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You feel like I was using you
as a rebound, too?
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Well, this lost all meaning.
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I guess it could have
been worse.
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At least adventuring
was just a metaphor
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for romantic partnership,
so it's not a real break-up.
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Speak for yourself.
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We immensely enjoy
each other's bodies.
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What?!
Ugh! No!
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Sounds like the man's
asking for proof.
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Let's show him, fellas!
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I-I asked for zero proof!
Ahh!
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Zero proof!
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I'm giving you free will.
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Yah!
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Submit to Crow Horse!
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Whoops.
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Rick? Wubba lubba
dub dub! I'm back, pal!
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Morty, who's at the door?
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Wait a minute.
I thought you died gruesomely?
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W-What the hell's going on here?
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See, uh, the...
the thing is, uh...
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Can you please
make Morty 14 again, Dad?
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This is ridiculous.
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Okay, look, I-I may have used
an aging serum
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to kind of emotionally
blackmail you a little
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I kind of figured,
and I totally get it, Morty,
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I-I'm done with the two crows.
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Like, they were super clingy
and I'm ready to make this work.
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Let's just hit the reset button.
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Well, no, honey,
not a reset, okay?
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Tell your grandpa that
you're worthy of his respect
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and you want to be treated
differently from now on.
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I refuse to do that.
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I-I'm desperate
to get back together.
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Just like his old man.
Don't worry, honey.
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That's just Morty's
middle age talking.
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He'll be less codependent
once we get
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more of his life
in front of him again.
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Uh, I'd like him to stay 40
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so he can keep buying
my friends molly.
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I'd rather throw my vote away
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than use it to support
a flawed system.
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Can we make our first
adventure fixing this?
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I keep thinking about
lawn care. Okay, buddy.
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Who sold you
this shitty aging serum?
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What did he look like?
Just like you.
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I-I got it from the
Citadel. Hot damn.
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Hittin' the ground running
with a Citadel episode.
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See ya later, masturbators.
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Hi! I'm Citadel's new mascot,
Andy,
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because this place
wouldn't be home
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without Ricks "Andy" Mortys.
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Dumb.
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Ooh, what happened to
this place?
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There's a Morty president now.
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Aw, that's cute. They rebuilt.
They made it nicer.
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They made it Glendale.
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God damn, you are cantankerous.
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Even pooping hurts now.
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Yeah, well, this place
is gonna fix you right up.
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Okay, so, we've got
a standard Morty
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that's been aged to... 40?
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Can you reverse it?
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Well, if you look at it
like a bone,
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what we can do is
break his age in two places,
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remove the middle, and graft
its ends back together.
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Th-that sounds really violent.
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It's not a literal bone, Morty.
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Oh, okay.
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Ah, brace yourself,
the process does also
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break every bone in your body.
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Wait! Aah! Ooh! Ow!
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I like crayons.
Girls are gross.
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I-I think I feel
like myself again.
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Uh, you look a little weird.
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Your skin's all pink
like a baby mouse.
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I-Is that normal?
Probably.
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Uh, sign here
for storage or disposal
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of the 26 years we removed.
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Wait, what?
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I ain't payin'
to store 26 years.
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Well, then youe taking it
with you.
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I'm almost ready to sell out.
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Alright, what's disposal cost?
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Oh! S-something
unfair's happening.
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There's no escape.
No escape!
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Let me help you!
This is not a good look.
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Oh!
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Oh, boy. Hey!
They... they shot me!
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You are seriously hurting
the Citadel experience.
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Listen to me!
Drop the gun!
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Death is coming for us all,
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and the Citadel is
a weapon of mass des...
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Woof. You're about to get
suspended with pay.
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Come on, Morty, let's get outta
here before this gets political.
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Oh! Was I...
influential?
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Yeah, y-you were influential.
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Y-You had like seven...
seven blogs.
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Tight. Oh.
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Ugh. Too late.
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Rick C-137,
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President Morty requests
you join him for dinner.
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Whoa! S-Seriously?
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You know I destroyed this place.
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You've been paoned
for that, sir.
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Rick! Let's have dinner
with the Morty President.
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Morty, the idea was to get back
to simple adventures.
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The Citadel runs on canon.
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Okay. I guess things really are
just going right back
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to how they were.
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Fine. I could eat.
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But the second he reveals
he's evil, we're gone.
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I dunno. It tastes...
pretty good.
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Okay, let me know
if you start feeling poisony.
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Good to have you back, buddy.
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Mmm!
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Sorry I'm late.
Never really ends around here.
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Look at this, Morty.
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They really did make a you
the president.
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And I hate 'em every day for it.
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But wow!
Rick C-137.
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Now, that's a guy to move
your schedule around for.
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Not... Not here to blow
the place up again, I hope.
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Ha! Not unless
you try to keep me here.
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Ha-ha, geez.
Wouldn't dream of it.
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But it's amazing you dropped by
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because I was eventually
gonna hunt you down.
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There's the reveal.
Let's dance.
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Ha! Geez.
Rick, come on, man.
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The guy got elected president
by Ricks and Mortys.
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He's being really nice.
All politicians are nice.
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He's a hot bag of peanuts,
isn't he?
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We've been through a lot.
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A-And he does not like...
Serialized drama.
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Right, no drama.
Keep it episodic.
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Ricks never look back.
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Waste of a legend in his case.
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You know he practically
built this place? Wait, what?
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And now you're running
it squeaky clean, right?
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That's why you got
deformed Mortys
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coming up
through the sewer lines
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talking about hope and change?
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Fair enough.
Good clapback, Rick.
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What's the deal with that,
Mister P?
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I got a little project going on.
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Required some hands-on labor.
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It would require less
if you were willing
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to tell me how one might
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bring down
the Central Finite Curve.
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Alright, time to go, Morty.
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I want to know
what he's talking about.
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Yeah, you've come all this way.
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Can you give me 10 more seconds?
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Literally 10?
Because now it would be 6.
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Oh, I'm fine with that.
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Make it 2.
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One.
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Like I said, would have been
a big help for you to tell me,
254
00:09:36,556 --> 00:09:38,866
but I should have everything
I need from you now.
255
00:09:38,890 --> 00:09:40,269
Let me just make sure.
256
00:09:40,293 --> 00:09:42,404
You can't scan an entire brain
over appetizers.
257
00:09:42,428 --> 00:09:45,942
Oh, most of yours got scanned
a long time ago.
258
00:09:45,966 --> 00:09:47,475
You probably don't remember.
259
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,812
Check out season 1,
episode 9, Rick Heads.
260
00:09:49,836 --> 00:09:51,813
Excel sior!
261
00:09:51,837 --> 00:09:53,548
Evil Rick.
We kicked his ass!
262
00:09:53,572 --> 00:09:54,951
"Evil Rick."
I love it.
263
00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:56,351
Smartest man in the universe,
264
00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:58,955
with an ego so big you can
just grab it like a joystick.
265
00:09:58,979 --> 00:10:00,889
Looks complete.
266
00:10:00,913 --> 00:10:02,024
I was afraid I'd have to
kill every Rick
267
00:10:02,048 --> 00:10:03,225
on the Citadel
to get what I needed.
268
00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:05,293
You asshole!
I vouched for you!
269
00:10:05,317 --> 00:10:07,495
He only came here
because I asked him to.
270
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:08,831
I'm sorry, Rick.
271
00:10:08,855 --> 00:10:10,032
That apology and a screwdriver
in my hand
272
00:10:10,056 --> 00:10:11,700
would be worth a screwdriver.
273
00:10:11,724 --> 00:10:13,100
You sellout Mortys kill me.
274
00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,769
I'd hate you more than
the Ricks you worship
275
00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:15,837
if there was any point.
276
00:10:15,861 --> 00:10:17,105
But you can't help it.
277
00:10:17,129 --> 00:10:18,706
You were bred for it.
278
00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:19,908
Wanna see?
279
00:10:22,869 --> 00:10:24,712
You already know Rogue Ricks
used Mortys
280
00:10:24,736 --> 00:10:26,982
to hide themselves
from the Citadel.
281
00:10:27,006 --> 00:10:28,583
But you might not know
it worked so well
282
00:10:28,607 --> 00:10:30,118
that the Citadel became its own
283
00:10:30,142 --> 00:10:31,453
Morty Market.
284
00:10:31,477 --> 00:10:33,322
And I'm sure you don't know
how far they've gone
285
00:10:33,346 --> 00:10:35,323
to help supply meet demand.
286
00:10:35,347 --> 00:10:37,125
Sure, Ricks could scour infinity
287
00:10:37,149 --> 00:10:38,726
for naturally occurring
grandsons.
288
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:39,995
But why bother?
289
00:10:40,019 --> 00:10:41,463
So much work.
290
00:10:41,488 --> 00:10:43,599
Such an admission of need.
291
00:10:43,623 --> 00:10:46,134
There aren't infinite versions
of our grandfather, Morty.
292
00:10:46,158 --> 00:10:48,870
He's an infinite smear
of one shitty old man.
293
00:10:48,894 --> 00:10:50,471
And he's attached to us
infinitely
294
00:10:50,495 --> 00:10:54,876
through his weakness
and our forgiveness.
295
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,412
This is why we're with him.
296
00:10:56,436 --> 00:10:58,135
This is why we're alive.
297
00:11:01,707 --> 00:11:03,485
What the?
298
00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:04,821
Rick, say this isn't true.
299
00:11:04,845 --> 00:11:06,754
- It isn't the whole truth.
- Liar!
300
00:11:06,778 --> 00:11:08,557
It's complicated!
I'm not busy.
301
00:11:08,581 --> 00:11:10,359
Okay, Morty, remember when
I said all I need
302
00:11:10,383 --> 00:11:12,427
was your apology
and a screwdriver in my hand?
303
00:11:12,451 --> 00:11:15,163
Well, I forgot I literally
have a screwdriver in my hand.
304
00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:17,500
I mean, duh-doy.
I'm basically Inspector Gadget.
305
00:11:17,524 --> 00:11:18,856
Uh-oh.
306
00:11:20,059 --> 00:11:22,238
It's okay.
He's free to go.
307
00:11:22,261 --> 00:11:25,596
He's the Rickest Rick.
We'll never see him again.
308
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,044
Morty, when you came here
for that serum,
309
00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:30,778
did you refill this gun?
310
00:11:30,802 --> 00:11:31,980
Yeah.
311
00:11:32,004 --> 00:11:34,716
- Oh. Ooh!
- Holy
312
00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:37,052
I only know one man that ever
hacked my portal gun,
313
00:11:37,076 --> 00:11:39,054
and it turned out
it was evil you.
314
00:11:39,078 --> 00:11:41,278
Yay!
He's all caught up.
315
00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:44,282
Wait. Hold it.
Hold it.
316
00:11:45,817 --> 00:11:48,931
Who... Who's that?
Time for Big Boy. Duck!
317
00:11:48,955 --> 00:11:51,533
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhh!
318
00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:52,534
Does he like it?
319
00:11:52,558 --> 00:11:53,870
It's a metaphor
for capitalism, Morty.
320
00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:55,471
What do you think?
321
00:11:55,495 --> 00:11:58,005
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhhh!
322
00:11:58,029 --> 00:11:59,075
Ohh! Ohhhhhh!
323
00:12:01,301 --> 00:12:04,480
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhh!
324
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,951
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhh!
325
00:12:09,975 --> 00:12:11,609
Ohhhhhh!
326
00:12:13,044 --> 00:12:14,090
Yoink!
327
00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:16,692
You can't outrun your past,
Rick.
328
00:12:16,716 --> 00:12:19,294
Did you think my force field
would be down the second time?
329
00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:22,029
I was expressing disapproval
of your dialogue.
330
00:12:22,053 --> 00:12:23,899
Disapprove all you want.
331
00:12:23,923 --> 00:12:26,969
Tonight, the quality of dialogue
stops mattering.
332
00:12:26,993 --> 00:12:29,905
Tonight, I do that thing
I want to do
333
00:12:29,929 --> 00:12:31,461
with the curve thing.
334
00:12:34,265 --> 00:12:36,245
Nobody leave.
Everybody stay.
335
00:12:36,269 --> 00:12:37,913
Nobody leave.
Everody stay.
336
00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:43,652
Aaaaaaah!
337
00:12:45,077 --> 00:12:47,322
Nobody leave.
Everybody stay.
338
00:12:47,346 --> 00:12:48,857
In uncertain times like these,
339
00:12:48,881 --> 00:12:51,059
I think it's important for me
to say, eat shit, you.
340
00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:52,861
The drug companies paid for me
to say every word.
341
00:12:52,885 --> 00:12:54,197
I have millions of dollars,
342
00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:55,865
and I don't care if you live...
oh, God!
343
00:12:55,889 --> 00:12:57,866
Oh, ! No! Aah!
344
00:12:57,890 --> 00:13:00,001
And I'd just like to say that
prescription drugs are great,
345
00:13:00,025 --> 00:13:02,071
and you should buy them now.
346
00:13:02,095 --> 00:13:03,471
What's happening, Rick?
347
00:13:03,495 --> 00:13:05,073
He hacked the entire city's
portal supply.
348
00:13:05,097 --> 00:13:07,009
Come on, there still might be
one way out of here...
349
00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:08,211
out the bottom.
350
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,817
What do you think he needed
from your brain?
351
00:13:15,841 --> 00:13:18,486
I assume schematics for the
Citadel's dimensional drive.
352
00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,154
If he's gonna use it
to blow the curve,
353
00:13:20,178 --> 00:13:21,289
we do not want to be here.
354
00:13:21,313 --> 00:13:22,758
What is
the Central Finite Curve?
355
00:13:22,782 --> 00:13:24,158
Q&A after our survival.
356
00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:26,360
Hopefully we can snag some
untainted fluid at the source
357
00:13:26,384 --> 00:13:29,298
and get the out of here.
358
00:13:29,322 --> 00:13:30,955
Or not.
359
00:13:32,459 --> 00:13:35,638
Wow. I thought my capitalism
metaphor was on the nose.
360
00:13:35,662 --> 00:13:37,306
Ow! Oh!
361
00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,173
So did you help build
the Citadel?
362
00:13:39,197 --> 00:13:40,576
Do you just lie to me
about everything?
363
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,245
Can't we just sneak
through the cave base?
364
00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:44,246
We turned a new leaf, Morty.
We're back to simple adventures.
365
00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:46,315
It's not a new leaf
until you tell me everything.
366
00:13:46,338 --> 00:13:48,051
Morty, we really don't
have time for this.
367
00:13:48,075 --> 00:13:50,052
The whole place isonna
blow. No, I-I don't trust you.
368
00:13:50,076 --> 00:13:51,519
I-I don't want to
do this anymore
369
00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:53,255
if I'm not gonna get
straight answers from you.
370
00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:54,456
God damn it!
371
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,725
Here's my
downloaded brain, Morty.
372
00:13:55,749 --> 00:13:57,125
You want to jump the shark?
373
00:13:57,149 --> 00:13:58,860
You want to know my stupid
crybaby backstory?
374
00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:01,330
Knock yourself out.
Not... not now!
375
00:16:20,692 --> 00:16:22,626
- Boo ya, Rick.
- Nice one, Morty!
376
00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:26,208
Whoa. Dead wife?
377
00:16:26,232 --> 00:16:28,076
Yes, now everyone
can shut up about it.
378
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:31,413
Wow, Rick, I feel a lot better
having seen all that.
379
00:16:31,437 --> 00:16:32,681
Of course that's the case.
380
00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:35,618
In their minds,
they're the underdogs.
381
00:16:35,642 --> 00:16:38,086
And that's how
they justify this.
382
00:16:40,246 --> 00:16:41,423
Morty, I'm not responsible
383
00:16:41,447 --> 00:16:42,957
for every -up Rick out there.
384
00:16:42,981 --> 00:16:44,092
They literally all say that.
385
00:16:44,116 --> 00:16:45,227
They all have that excuse.
386
00:16:45,251 --> 00:16:46,495
It's part of their system.
387
00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:48,029
None of them have to be
responsible.
388
00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:49,432
They're all victims
of themselves.
389
00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:52,301
Oh, it's so hard to be a genius.
Couldn't you just die?
390
00:16:52,325 --> 00:16:53,436
Well, what are you
doing about it?
391
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,104
Jack I'm leaving.
392
00:16:55,128 --> 00:16:57,105
Do you know what
the Central Finite Curve is?
393
00:16:57,129 --> 00:16:58,706
They built a wall
around infinity.
394
00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,576
They separated all
the infinite universes
395
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,245
from all the infinite universes
396
00:17:02,269 --> 00:17:04,247
where he's the smartest man
in the universe.
397
00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,647
Every version of us
has spent every version
398
00:17:05,672 --> 00:17:08,049
of all of our lives
in one infinite crib
399
00:17:08,074 --> 00:17:10,786
built around an infinite baby.
400
00:17:10,809 --> 00:17:11,453
And I'm leaving it.
401
00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:13,188
That's what makes me evil...
402
00:17:13,211 --> 00:17:14,656
being sick of him.
403
00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:17,481
If you've ever been sick of him,
you've been evil, too.
404
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:21,195
Rick, did you really leave
the crows for me?
405
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:24,532
Or did you come back
because they dumped you?
406
00:17:24,557 --> 00:17:27,603
There you go, kid.
Now you're Evil Morty, too.
407
00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,403
Sooner or later we all are,
408
00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:31,473
on this side of the curve.
409
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,484
- Ah!
- Ah!
410
00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:47,221
Don't worry, Morty.
We still got a way out
411
00:17:47,246 --> 00:17:49,092
they never thought of...
Operation Phoenix.
412
00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:50,625
Doesn't that still mean,
like, death?
413
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,361
Sure, but the joke's on them,
414
00:17:52,384 --> 00:17:54,625
'cause we just found a backdoor
to getting off this rock.
415
00:17:58,057 --> 00:18:00,769
Rerouted.
Rerouted. Rerouted.
416
00:18:02,328 --> 00:18:05,374
Rerouted. Rerouted.
Rerouted.
417
00:18:08,201 --> 00:18:09,311
Oh, my God!
418
00:18:09,336 --> 00:18:11,301
Come on, Morty.
We gotta go.
419
00:18:12,739 --> 00:18:14,650
You can come if you want.
420
00:18:14,673 --> 00:18:16,451
Don't blame me if you don't.
421
00:18:16,476 --> 00:18:18,453
Ugh! From where I sit,
Morty,
422
00:18:18,478 --> 00:18:19,922
that's the best deal
on the table.
423
00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:23,726
I-I don't have a real plan.
424
00:18:26,285 --> 00:18:28,463
Thanks, pal. I-I'm glad
you ignored my advice.
425
00:18:28,488 --> 00:18:30,333
It's just as well.
I lied.
426
00:18:30,356 --> 00:18:32,134
That second seat's a toilet.
427
00:18:32,159 --> 00:18:33,669
Oh.
Super dick move.
428
00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:35,470
But weirdly kind of cool
to admit it.
429
00:18:35,493 --> 00:18:37,205
Geez, you guys really are
bred for forgiveness.
430
00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,941
Let's go.
431
00:18:53,579 --> 00:18:56,625
Say goodbye to the Citadel,
fellas.
432
00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:53,342
Ooowee! Evil Morty.
433
00:20:53,365 --> 00:20:54,876
That was quite a scheme.
434
00:20:54,901 --> 00:20:57,480
Makes me wonder if there's
an evil me out there.
435
00:20:57,503 --> 00:20:59,682
But I guess sometimes
I look at my life,
436
00:20:59,705 --> 00:21:02,750
and I may not even need him,
'cause, well,
437
00:21:02,775 --> 00:21:05,288
guess I've made a pretty big
mess of things myself.
438
00:21:05,311 --> 00:21:06,689
Ooowee.
439
00:21:06,712 --> 00:21:08,824
Never got my job
at the university back.
440
00:21:08,847 --> 00:21:11,359
Remember that?
Rick made me do karate.
441
00:21:11,384 --> 00:21:12,761
It... It was kinda funny.
442
00:21:12,786 --> 00:21:15,097
But I guess things
went downhill from there.
443
00:21:15,122 --> 00:21:17,365
Started isolating myself
from Amy.
444
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:19,634
Used to tell her
everything I was feeling,
445
00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:21,104
but then I guess I stopped,
446
00:21:21,127 --> 00:21:23,705
'cause I wanted her to love
who she thought I was,
447
00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:25,907
not who I felt myself becoming.
448
00:21:25,932 --> 00:21:28,576
Ever think about how horrified
the people we love would be
449
00:21:28,601 --> 00:21:30,645
if they found out
who we truly are?
450
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:34,449
So we just dig ourselves deeper
into our lies every day,
451
00:21:34,472 --> 00:21:38,052
ultimately hurting the only
people brave enough to love us.
452
00:21:38,076 --> 00:21:39,654
Wish I didn't do that.
453
00:21:39,679 --> 00:21:41,790
Wish I was brave enough
to love them back.
454
00:21:41,815 --> 00:21:44,660
I don't know.
Maybe you should try it.
455
00:21:44,683 --> 00:21:46,862
We don't have as much time
as we think.
456
00:21:46,885 --> 00:21:48,086
Ooowee.
457
00:21:49,756 --> 00:21:51,355
Did you get any of that?