1 00:00:03,048 --> 00:00:06,450 Oh! Oh! Ah! 2 00:00:07,788 --> 00:00:09,765 It's the crow man! 3 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:17,172 Give it a second. 4 00:00:17,196 --> 00:00:19,175 Maybe he's taking it out to surrender. 5 00:00:27,606 --> 00:00:29,385 He's anti-heroic. Run! 6 00:00:29,408 --> 00:00:31,519 I don't understand. 7 00:00:31,544 --> 00:00:32,920 He's only one man! 8 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:35,124 With the power of a thousand crows. 9 00:00:36,348 --> 00:00:37,715 Oh, oh! Ooh! 10 00:00:39,686 --> 00:00:40,884 Good luck. 11 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:44,466 Crows and owls have always been at war, 12 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:45,734 but why do you care? 13 00:00:45,758 --> 00:00:46,734 What's the point? 14 00:00:46,759 --> 00:00:49,005 Here's two. 15 00:00:52,365 --> 00:00:55,143 Ha-ha! Yeah. Cool. Morty? 16 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:56,813 Uh, h-hey, man! 17 00:00:56,837 --> 00:00:57,880 Good to see you! 18 00:00:59,171 --> 00:01:00,883 Y-You're, like, looking, like, 19 00:01:00,906 --> 00:01:02,551 into crows... still. 20 00:01:02,575 --> 00:01:04,552 Oh, uh, two crows, you remember Morty. 21 00:01:04,576 --> 00:01:06,287 Morty, two crows. 22 00:01:06,311 --> 00:01:07,423 It's good to see you, 23 00:01:07,447 --> 00:01:08,691 but if you'd given me more of a heads up... 24 00:01:08,715 --> 00:01:10,558 Well, I-I was just in the neighborhood. 25 00:01:10,582 --> 00:01:12,293 I-It wasn't like... It's just that the battle for crows 26 00:01:12,317 --> 00:01:14,030 is kind of never-ending. 27 00:01:14,054 --> 00:01:15,164 Huh. Right. 28 00:01:15,188 --> 00:01:16,765 A little pointless, then, right? 29 00:01:16,789 --> 00:01:18,766 That came out wrong, s-sounded judgy. 30 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:20,769 Crowhorse. Crowhorse. Okay. 31 00:01:20,793 --> 00:01:22,905 Crowhorse. Crowhorse. Looks like... 32 00:01:22,929 --> 00:01:25,908 looks like they're leading you to a thing. 33 00:01:25,932 --> 00:01:26,974 Take care, Morty. 34 00:01:26,998 --> 00:01:28,310 You... You too! 35 00:01:28,334 --> 00:01:29,846 I-I'm doing good, by the way. 36 00:01:29,870 --> 00:01:32,114 Oh, my dad was gonna eat that yogurt you left in the fridge 37 00:01:32,138 --> 00:01:33,138 but I-I told him... 38 00:02:15,715 --> 00:02:18,227 I'm looking for... 39 00:02:18,251 --> 00:02:19,961 Crow Scare. 40 00:02:19,985 --> 00:02:22,564 The scarecrow? The evil scarecrow? 41 00:02:22,588 --> 00:02:26,235 Come on. Whoever gives him up first lives. 42 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:27,969 Fine, I can kill an extra asshole. 43 00:02:27,993 --> 00:02:29,305 Helps me get my steps in. 44 00:02:38,337 --> 00:02:40,182 Ah! 45 00:02:42,008 --> 00:02:43,473 Ahhh! 46 00:02:45,211 --> 00:02:47,323 Rick! Morty? 47 00:02:47,347 --> 00:02:48,390 Wood?! 48 00:02:48,414 --> 00:02:50,147 Aghhhh! 49 00:02:50,616 --> 00:02:52,795 Uh, Morty, why are you now like 40? 50 00:02:52,819 --> 00:02:54,263 Th-That's how long it's been, Rick. 51 00:02:54,287 --> 00:02:57,265 Oh, uh, I guess we can have a drink together, then. 52 00:02:57,289 --> 00:02:59,200 Do you have a rum and Coke? 53 00:02:59,224 --> 00:03:00,468 What are you, 20? 54 00:03:00,492 --> 00:03:01,937 Oh, bless your heart. 55 00:03:01,961 --> 00:03:04,139 Time be goin' by, don't she? 56 00:03:04,163 --> 00:03:05,608 That's your reaction to finding out 57 00:03:05,632 --> 00:03:07,209 you wasted your entire life? 58 00:03:07,233 --> 00:03:08,343 I feel okay. 59 00:03:08,367 --> 00:03:09,677 Well... well, what about me?! 60 00:03:09,701 --> 00:03:11,546 Whoa. Excuse us, boys. 61 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:13,549 You don't wanna be here for this. 62 00:03:13,573 --> 00:03:14,883 I thought if I gave you enough space, 63 00:03:14,907 --> 00:03:16,953 you'd outgrow this... phase. 64 00:03:16,977 --> 00:03:19,354 Here's your drink, poser. 65 00:03:19,378 --> 00:03:21,757 Dad got sick, you know. Stage 4. 66 00:03:21,781 --> 00:03:23,224 You would've loved it. 67 00:03:23,248 --> 00:03:25,294 Summer's a nurse... well, pretty much a nurse. 68 00:03:25,318 --> 00:03:27,429 She... She married a junkie. 69 00:03:27,453 --> 00:03:28,965 Rick, come home, 70 00:03:28,989 --> 00:03:30,432 while we still got a little time. 71 00:03:30,456 --> 00:03:32,300 Morty, what we had wasn't healthy. 72 00:03:32,324 --> 00:03:33,701 And this is? 73 00:03:33,725 --> 00:03:35,170 Y-You've had a thousand adventures with these crows. 74 00:03:35,194 --> 00:03:36,704 When are you gonna kill their big bad? 75 00:03:36,728 --> 00:03:38,441 First off, the "will they/kill they" 76 00:03:38,465 --> 00:03:40,109 is everything to my guys. 77 00:03:40,133 --> 00:03:41,843 And second, you for trying to undermine my happiness. 78 00:03:41,867 --> 00:03:43,846 This may be the last time you ever lay eyes on me! 79 00:03:43,870 --> 00:03:45,581 I hope that's not true, Morty, 80 00:03:45,604 --> 00:03:47,449 because you look like s shit, 81 00:03:47,473 --> 00:03:49,819 and this is not how I wanna remember you. 82 00:04:02,889 --> 00:04:04,866 Now that I have his two crows, 83 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:07,936 nothing will stop me from eliminating Crow Rick. 84 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,604 Don't defend him to me. 85 00:04:09,628 --> 00:04:11,539 I don't even get what you see in him. 86 00:04:11,563 --> 00:04:13,140 You're right. 87 00:04:13,164 --> 00:04:16,144 We should be enjoying the time we have together. 88 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,545 Crow Rick! 89 00:04:17,569 --> 00:04:19,146 Oh, I-I know what this must look like, but... 90 00:04:19,170 --> 00:04:21,016 It looks like my arch nemesis, Crow Scare, 91 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,552 and my sidekicks planning adventures together. 92 00:04:23,576 --> 00:04:25,086 You are hardly the victim here. 93 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:27,423 I was adventuring with these two crows 94 00:04:27,447 --> 00:04:29,613 before you ever came along. 95 00:04:33,653 --> 00:04:35,630 What do you mean, "using me as a rebound?" 96 00:04:37,057 --> 00:04:39,567 You feel like I was using you as a rebound, too? 97 00:04:39,591 --> 00:04:41,637 Well, this lost all meaning. 98 00:04:41,661 --> 00:04:42,971 I guess it could have been worse. 99 00:04:42,995 --> 00:04:44,639 At least adventuring was just a metaphor 100 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:46,709 for romantic partnership, so it's not a real break-up. 101 00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:48,110 Speak for yourself. 102 00:04:48,134 --> 00:04:50,778 We immensely enjoy each other's bodies. 103 00:04:50,802 --> 00:04:52,113 What?! Ugh! No! 104 00:04:52,137 --> 00:04:53,781 Sounds like the man's asking for proof. 105 00:04:53,805 --> 00:04:55,584 Let's show him, fellas! 106 00:04:55,608 --> 00:04:57,052 I-I asked for zero proof! Ahh! 107 00:04:57,076 --> 00:04:58,254 Zero proof! 108 00:05:05,418 --> 00:05:07,062 I'm giving you free will. 109 00:05:07,086 --> 00:05:09,130 Yah! 110 00:05:09,154 --> 00:05:11,132 Submit to Crow Horse! 111 00:05:13,293 --> 00:05:15,071 Whoops. 112 00:05:16,696 --> 00:05:19,475 Rick? Wubba lubba dub dub! I'm back, pal! 113 00:05:19,499 --> 00:05:20,942 Morty, who's at the door? 114 00:05:20,966 --> 00:05:22,745 Wait a minute. I thought you died gruesomely? 115 00:05:22,769 --> 00:05:23,879 W-What the hell's going on here? 116 00:05:23,903 --> 00:05:25,548 See, uh, the... the thing is, uh... 117 00:05:25,572 --> 00:05:27,682 Can you please make Morty 14 again, Dad? 118 00:05:27,706 --> 00:05:29,084 This is ridiculous. 119 00:05:29,108 --> 00:05:31,187 Okay, look, I-I may have used an aging serum 120 00:05:31,211 --> 00:05:33,422 to kind of emotionally blackmail you a little 121 00:05:33,446 --> 00:05:35,223 I kind of figured, and I totally get it, Morty, 122 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:36,893 I-I'm done with the two crows. 123 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:38,894 Like, they were super clingy and I'm ready to make this work. 124 00:05:38,918 --> 00:05:40,428 Let's just hit the reset button. 125 00:05:40,452 --> 00:05:42,230 Well, no, honey, not a reset, okay? 126 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:44,966 Tell your grandpa that you're worthy of his respect 127 00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:46,834 and you want to be treated differently from now on. 128 00:05:46,858 --> 00:05:48,237 I refuse to do that. 129 00:05:48,261 --> 00:05:49,504 I-I'm desperate to get back together. 130 00:05:49,528 --> 00:05:51,038 Just like his old man. Don't worry, honey. 131 00:05:51,062 --> 00:05:52,307 That's just Morty's middle age talking. 132 00:05:52,331 --> 00:05:53,709 He'll be less codependent once we get 133 00:05:53,733 --> 00:05:55,377 more of his life in front of him again. 134 00:05:55,401 --> 00:05:56,579 Uh, I'd like him to stay 40 135 00:05:56,603 --> 00:05:59,047 so he can keep buying my friends molly. 136 00:05:59,071 --> 00:06:00,516 I'd rather throw my vote away 137 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:02,184 than use it to support a flawed system. 138 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:03,985 Can we make our first adventure fixing this? 139 00:06:04,009 --> 00:06:05,922 I keep thinking about lawn care. Okay, buddy. 140 00:06:05,946 --> 00:06:07,589 Who sold you this shitty aging serum? 141 00:06:07,613 --> 00:06:08,990 What did he look like? Just like you. 142 00:06:09,014 --> 00:06:10,793 I-I got it from the Citadel. Hot damn. 143 00:06:10,817 --> 00:06:12,928 Hittin' the ground running with a Citadel episode. 144 00:06:12,952 --> 00:06:14,851 See ya later, masturbators. 145 00:06:20,091 --> 00:06:22,204 Hi! I'm Citadel's new mascot, Andy, 146 00:06:22,228 --> 00:06:23,738 because this place wouldn't be home 147 00:06:23,762 --> 00:06:26,074 without Ricks "Andy" Mortys. 148 00:06:26,098 --> 00:06:27,009 Dumb. 149 00:06:27,033 --> 00:06:28,543 Ooh, what happened to this place? 150 00:06:28,567 --> 00:06:30,012 There's a Morty president now. 151 00:06:30,036 --> 00:06:32,415 Aw, that's cute. They rebuilt. They made it nicer. 152 00:06:32,439 --> 00:06:33,682 They made it Glendale. 153 00:06:33,706 --> 00:06:34,750 God damn, you are cantankerous. 154 00:06:34,774 --> 00:06:36,284 Even pooping hurts now. 155 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:38,553 Yeah, well, this place is gonna fix you right up. 156 00:06:38,577 --> 00:06:40,288 Okay, so, we've got a standard Morty 157 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:42,223 that's been aged to... 40? 158 00:06:42,247 --> 00:06:43,625 Can you reverse it? 159 00:06:43,649 --> 00:06:44,961 Well, if you look at it like a bone, 160 00:06:44,985 --> 00:06:46,495 what we can do is break his age in two places, 161 00:06:46,519 --> 00:06:48,764 remove the middle, and graft its ends back together. 162 00:06:48,788 --> 00:06:50,566 Th-that sounds really violent. 163 00:06:50,590 --> 00:06:52,300 It's not a literal bone, Morty. 164 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:53,636 Oh, okay. 165 00:06:53,659 --> 00:06:54,836 Ah, brace yourself, the process does also 166 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:56,172 break every bone in your body. 167 00:06:56,196 --> 00:06:58,774 Wait! Aah! Ooh! Ow! 168 00:06:58,798 --> 00:07:00,932 I like crayons. Girls are gross. 169 00:07:03,002 --> 00:07:05,982 I-I think I feel like myself again. 170 00:07:06,005 --> 00:07:07,249 Uh, you look a little weird. 171 00:07:07,273 --> 00:07:08,985 Your skin's all pink like a baby mouse. 172 00:07:09,009 --> 00:07:10,718 I-Is that normal? Probably. 173 00:07:10,742 --> 00:07:12,053 Uh, sign here for storage or disposal 174 00:07:12,077 --> 00:07:13,521 of the 26 years we removed. 175 00:07:13,545 --> 00:07:14,790 Wait, what? 176 00:07:14,814 --> 00:07:16,124 I ain't payin' to store 26 years. 177 00:07:16,148 --> 00:07:17,526 Well, then youe taking it with you. 178 00:07:18,884 --> 00:07:20,862 I'm almost ready to sell out. 179 00:07:20,887 --> 00:07:22,531 Alright, what's disposal cost? 180 00:07:23,889 --> 00:07:25,867 Oh! S-something unfair's happening. 181 00:07:25,891 --> 00:07:27,603 There's no escape. No escape! 182 00:07:27,627 --> 00:07:29,404 Let me help you! This is not a good look. 183 00:07:29,428 --> 00:07:30,605 Oh! 184 00:07:30,629 --> 00:07:32,207 Oh, boy. Hey! They... they shot me! 185 00:07:32,231 --> 00:07:34,543 You are seriously hurting the Citadel experience. 186 00:07:34,567 --> 00:07:35,744 Listen to me! Drop the gun! 187 00:07:35,768 --> 00:07:36,879 Death is coming for us all, 188 00:07:36,903 --> 00:07:38,547 and the Citadel is a weapon of mass des... 189 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,750 Woof. You're about to get suspended with pay. 190 00:07:41,774 --> 00:07:44,286 Come on, Morty, let's get outta here before this gets political. 191 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:46,889 Oh! Was I... influential? 192 00:07:46,913 --> 00:07:48,757 Yeah, y-you were influential. 193 00:07:48,781 --> 00:07:51,560 Y-You had like seven... seven blogs. 194 00:07:51,584 --> 00:07:53,428 Tight. Oh. 195 00:07:53,452 --> 00:07:55,230 Ugh. Too late. 196 00:07:55,254 --> 00:07:56,365 Rick C-137, 197 00:07:56,389 --> 00:07:58,634 President Morty requests you join him for dinner. 198 00:07:58,658 --> 00:07:59,968 Whoa! S-Seriously? 199 00:07:59,992 --> 00:08:01,370 You know I destroyed this place. 200 00:08:01,394 --> 00:08:02,904 You've been paoned for that, sir. 201 00:08:02,928 --> 00:08:04,507 Rick! Let's have dinner with the Morty President. 202 00:08:04,531 --> 00:08:06,509 Morty, the idea was to get back to simple adventures. 203 00:08:06,533 --> 00:08:08,043 The Citadel runs on canon. 204 00:08:08,067 --> 00:08:10,512 Okay. I guess things really are just going right back 205 00:08:10,536 --> 00:08:11,579 to how they were. 206 00:08:11,603 --> 00:08:13,115 Fine. I could eat. 207 00:08:13,139 --> 00:08:15,584 But the second he reveals he's evil, we're gone. 208 00:08:18,879 --> 00:08:20,988 I dunno. It tastes... pretty good. 209 00:08:21,012 --> 00:08:22,790 Okay, let me know if you start feeling poisony. 210 00:08:22,814 --> 00:08:24,459 Good to have you back, buddy. 211 00:08:24,483 --> 00:08:26,394 Mmm! 212 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:28,596 Sorry I'm late. Never really ends around here. 213 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:29,932 Look at this, Morty. 214 00:08:29,956 --> 00:08:31,132 They really did make a you the president. 215 00:08:31,156 --> 00:08:32,668 And I hate 'em every day for it. 216 00:08:32,692 --> 00:08:34,802 But wow! Rick C-137. 217 00:08:34,826 --> 00:08:37,072 Now, that's a guy to move your schedule around for. 218 00:08:37,096 --> 00:08:39,075 Not... Not here to blow the place up again, I hope. 219 00:08:39,099 --> 00:08:41,143 Ha! Not unless you try to keep me here. 220 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:42,745 Ha-ha, geez. Wouldn't dream of it. 221 00:08:42,769 --> 00:08:44,011 But it's amazing you dropped by 222 00:08:44,036 --> 00:08:45,947 because I was eventually gonna hunt you down. 223 00:08:45,971 --> 00:08:47,884 There's the reveal. Let's dance. 224 00:08:47,908 --> 00:08:49,485 Ha! Geez. Rick, come on, man. 225 00:08:49,509 --> 00:08:51,620 The guy got elected president by Ricks and Mortys. 226 00:08:51,644 --> 00:08:53,755 He's being really nice. All politicians are nice. 227 00:08:53,779 --> 00:08:55,490 He's a hot bag of peanuts, isn't he? 228 00:08:55,514 --> 00:08:56,893 We've been through a lot. 229 00:08:56,917 --> 00:08:59,027 A-And he does not like... Serialized drama. 230 00:08:59,051 --> 00:09:00,962 Right, no drama. Keep it episodic. 231 00:09:00,986 --> 00:09:02,163 Ricks never look back. 232 00:09:02,187 --> 00:09:04,100 Waste of a legend in his case. 233 00:09:04,124 --> 00:09:06,033 You know he practically built this place? Wait, what? 234 00:09:06,057 --> 00:09:08,104 And now you're running it squeaky clean, right? 235 00:09:08,128 --> 00:09:09,437 That's why you got deformed Mortys 236 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:10,706 coming up through the sewer lines 237 00:09:10,730 --> 00:09:12,173 talking about hope and change? 238 00:09:12,197 --> 00:09:14,110 Fair enough. Good clapback, Rick. 239 00:09:14,134 --> 00:09:15,644 What's the deal with that, Mister P? 240 00:09:15,668 --> 00:09:17,044 I got a little project going on. 241 00:09:17,068 --> 00:09:18,379 Required some hands-on labor. 242 00:09:18,403 --> 00:09:20,448 It would require less if you were willing 243 00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:21,649 to tell me how one might 244 00:09:21,673 --> 00:09:23,519 bring down the Central Finite Curve. 245 00:09:23,543 --> 00:09:24,787 Alright, time to go, Morty. 246 00:09:24,811 --> 00:09:26,053 I want to know what he's talking about. 247 00:09:26,077 --> 00:09:27,188 Yeah, you've come all this way. 248 00:09:27,212 --> 00:09:28,724 Can you give me 10 more seconds? 249 00:09:28,748 --> 00:09:30,393 Literally 10? Because now it would be 6. 250 00:09:30,417 --> 00:09:31,726 Oh, I'm fine with that. 251 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:33,328 Make it 2. 252 00:09:33,352 --> 00:09:34,797 One. 253 00:09:34,821 --> 00:09:36,532 Like I said, would have been a big help for you to tell me, 254 00:09:36,556 --> 00:09:38,866 but I should have everything I need from you now. 255 00:09:38,890 --> 00:09:40,269 Let me just make sure. 256 00:09:40,293 --> 00:09:42,404 You can't scan an entire brain over appetizers. 257 00:09:42,428 --> 00:09:45,942 Oh, most of yours got scanned a long time ago. 258 00:09:45,966 --> 00:09:47,475 You probably don't remember. 259 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,812 Check out season 1, episode 9, Rick Heads. 260 00:09:49,836 --> 00:09:51,813 Excel sior! 261 00:09:51,837 --> 00:09:53,548 Evil Rick. We kicked his ass! 262 00:09:53,572 --> 00:09:54,951 "Evil Rick." I love it. 263 00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:56,351 Smartest man in the universe, 264 00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:58,955 with an ego so big you can just grab it like a joystick. 265 00:09:58,979 --> 00:10:00,889 Looks complete. 266 00:10:00,913 --> 00:10:02,024 I was afraid I'd have to kill every Rick 267 00:10:02,048 --> 00:10:03,225 on the Citadel to get what I needed. 268 00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:05,293 You asshole! I vouched for you! 269 00:10:05,317 --> 00:10:07,495 He only came here because I asked him to. 270 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:08,831 I'm sorry, Rick. 271 00:10:08,855 --> 00:10:10,032 That apology and a screwdriver in my hand 272 00:10:10,056 --> 00:10:11,700 would be worth a screwdriver. 273 00:10:11,724 --> 00:10:13,100 You sellout Mortys kill me. 274 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,769 I'd hate you more than the Ricks you worship 275 00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:15,837 if there was any point. 276 00:10:15,861 --> 00:10:17,105 But you can't help it. 277 00:10:17,129 --> 00:10:18,706 You were bred for it. 278 00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:19,908 Wanna see? 279 00:10:22,869 --> 00:10:24,712 You already know Rogue Ricks used Mortys 280 00:10:24,736 --> 00:10:26,982 to hide themselves from the Citadel. 281 00:10:27,006 --> 00:10:28,583 But you might not know it worked so well 282 00:10:28,607 --> 00:10:30,118 that the Citadel became its own 283 00:10:30,142 --> 00:10:31,453 Morty Market. 284 00:10:31,477 --> 00:10:33,322 And I'm sure you don't know how far they've gone 285 00:10:33,346 --> 00:10:35,323 to help supply meet demand. 286 00:10:35,347 --> 00:10:37,125 Sure, Ricks could scour infinity 287 00:10:37,149 --> 00:10:38,726 for naturally occurring grandsons. 288 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:39,995 But why bother? 289 00:10:40,019 --> 00:10:41,463 So much work. 290 00:10:41,488 --> 00:10:43,599 Such an admission of need. 291 00:10:43,623 --> 00:10:46,134 There aren't infinite versions of our grandfather, Morty. 292 00:10:46,158 --> 00:10:48,870 He's an infinite smear of one shitty old man. 293 00:10:48,894 --> 00:10:50,471 And he's attached to us infinitely 294 00:10:50,495 --> 00:10:54,876 through his weakness and our forgiveness. 295 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,412 This is why we're with him. 296 00:10:56,436 --> 00:10:58,135 This is why we're alive. 297 00:11:01,707 --> 00:11:03,485 What the? 298 00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:04,821 Rick, say this isn't true. 299 00:11:04,845 --> 00:11:06,754 - It isn't the whole truth. - Liar! 300 00:11:06,778 --> 00:11:08,557 It's complicated! I'm not busy. 301 00:11:08,581 --> 00:11:10,359 Okay, Morty, remember when I said all I need 302 00:11:10,383 --> 00:11:12,427 was your apology and a screwdriver in my hand? 303 00:11:12,451 --> 00:11:15,163 Well, I forgot I literally have a screwdriver in my hand. 304 00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:17,500 I mean, duh-doy. I'm basically Inspector Gadget. 305 00:11:17,524 --> 00:11:18,856 Uh-oh. 306 00:11:20,059 --> 00:11:22,238 It's okay. He's free to go. 307 00:11:22,261 --> 00:11:25,596 He's the Rickest Rick. We'll never see him again. 308 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,044 Morty, when you came here for that serum, 309 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:30,778 did you refill this gun? 310 00:11:30,802 --> 00:11:31,980 Yeah. 311 00:11:32,004 --> 00:11:34,716 - Oh. Ooh! - Holy 312 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:37,052 I only know one man that ever hacked my portal gun, 313 00:11:37,076 --> 00:11:39,054 and it turned out it was evil you. 314 00:11:39,078 --> 00:11:41,278 Yay! He's all caught up. 315 00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:44,282 Wait. Hold it. Hold it. 316 00:11:45,817 --> 00:11:48,931 Who... Who's that? Time for Big Boy. Duck! 317 00:11:48,955 --> 00:11:51,533 Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh! 318 00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:52,534 Does he like it? 319 00:11:52,558 --> 00:11:53,870 It's a metaphor for capitalism, Morty. 320 00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:55,471 What do you think? 321 00:11:55,495 --> 00:11:58,005 Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! 322 00:11:58,029 --> 00:11:59,075 Ohh! Ohhhhhh! 323 00:12:01,301 --> 00:12:04,480 Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh! 324 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,951 Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh! 325 00:12:09,975 --> 00:12:11,609 Ohhhhhh! 326 00:12:13,044 --> 00:12:14,090 Yoink! 327 00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:16,692 You can't outrun your past, Rick. 328 00:12:16,716 --> 00:12:19,294 Did you think my force field would be down the second time? 329 00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:22,029 I was expressing disapproval of your dialogue. 330 00:12:22,053 --> 00:12:23,899 Disapprove all you want. 331 00:12:23,923 --> 00:12:26,969 Tonight, the quality of dialogue stops mattering. 332 00:12:26,993 --> 00:12:29,905 Tonight, I do that thing I want to do 333 00:12:29,929 --> 00:12:31,461 with the curve thing. 334 00:12:34,265 --> 00:12:36,245 Nobody leave. Everybody stay. 335 00:12:36,269 --> 00:12:37,913 Nobody leave. Everody stay. 336 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:43,652 Aaaaaaah! 337 00:12:45,077 --> 00:12:47,322 Nobody leave. Everybody stay. 338 00:12:47,346 --> 00:12:48,857 In uncertain times like these, 339 00:12:48,881 --> 00:12:51,059 I think it's important for me to say, eat shit, you. 340 00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:52,861 The drug companies paid for me to say every word. 341 00:12:52,885 --> 00:12:54,197 I have millions of dollars, 342 00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:55,865 and I don't care if you live... oh, God! 343 00:12:55,889 --> 00:12:57,866 Oh, ! No! Aah! 344 00:12:57,890 --> 00:13:00,001 And I'd just like to say that prescription drugs are great, 345 00:13:00,025 --> 00:13:02,071 and you should buy them now. 346 00:13:02,095 --> 00:13:03,471 What's happening, Rick? 347 00:13:03,495 --> 00:13:05,073 He hacked the entire city's portal supply. 348 00:13:05,097 --> 00:13:07,009 Come on, there still might be one way out of here... 349 00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:08,211 out the bottom. 350 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,817 What do you think he needed from your brain? 351 00:13:15,841 --> 00:13:18,486 I assume schematics for the Citadel's dimensional drive. 352 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,154 If he's gonna use it to blow the curve, 353 00:13:20,178 --> 00:13:21,289 we do not want to be here. 354 00:13:21,313 --> 00:13:22,758 What is the Central Finite Curve? 355 00:13:22,782 --> 00:13:24,158 Q&A after our survival. 356 00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:26,360 Hopefully we can snag some untainted fluid at the source 357 00:13:26,384 --> 00:13:29,298 and get the out of here. 358 00:13:29,322 --> 00:13:30,955 Or not. 359 00:13:32,459 --> 00:13:35,638 Wow. I thought my capitalism metaphor was on the nose. 360 00:13:35,662 --> 00:13:37,306 Ow! Oh! 361 00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,173 So did you help build the Citadel? 362 00:13:39,197 --> 00:13:40,576 Do you just lie to me about everything? 363 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,245 Can't we just sneak through the cave base? 364 00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:44,246 We turned a new leaf, Morty. We're back to simple adventures. 365 00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:46,315 It's not a new leaf until you tell me everything. 366 00:13:46,338 --> 00:13:48,051 Morty, we really don't have time for this. 367 00:13:48,075 --> 00:13:50,052 The whole place isonna blow. No, I-I don't trust you. 368 00:13:50,076 --> 00:13:51,519 I-I don't want to do this anymore 369 00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:53,255 if I'm not gonna get straight answers from you. 370 00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:54,456 God damn it! 371 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,725 Here's my downloaded brain, Morty. 372 00:13:55,749 --> 00:13:57,125 You want to jump the shark? 373 00:13:57,149 --> 00:13:58,860 You want to know my stupid crybaby backstory? 374 00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:01,330 Knock yourself out. Not... not now! 375 00:16:20,692 --> 00:16:22,626 - Boo ya, Rick. - Nice one, Morty! 376 00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:26,208 Whoa. Dead wife? 377 00:16:26,232 --> 00:16:28,076 Yes, now everyone can shut up about it. 378 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:31,413 Wow, Rick, I feel a lot better having seen all that. 379 00:16:31,437 --> 00:16:32,681 Of course that's the case. 380 00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:35,618 In their minds, they're the underdogs. 381 00:16:35,642 --> 00:16:38,086 And that's how they justify this. 382 00:16:40,246 --> 00:16:41,423 Morty, I'm not responsible 383 00:16:41,447 --> 00:16:42,957 for every -up Rick out there. 384 00:16:42,981 --> 00:16:44,092 They literally all say that. 385 00:16:44,116 --> 00:16:45,227 They all have that excuse. 386 00:16:45,251 --> 00:16:46,495 It's part of their system. 387 00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:48,029 None of them have to be responsible. 388 00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:49,432 They're all victims of themselves. 389 00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:52,301 Oh, it's so hard to be a genius. Couldn't you just die? 390 00:16:52,325 --> 00:16:53,436 Well, what are you doing about it? 391 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,104 Jack I'm leaving. 392 00:16:55,128 --> 00:16:57,105 Do you know what the Central Finite Curve is? 393 00:16:57,129 --> 00:16:58,706 They built a wall around infinity. 394 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,576 They separated all the infinite universes 395 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,245 from all the infinite universes 396 00:17:02,269 --> 00:17:04,247 where he's the smartest man in the universe. 397 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,647 Every version of us has spent every version 398 00:17:05,672 --> 00:17:08,049 of all of our lives in one infinite crib 399 00:17:08,074 --> 00:17:10,786 built around an infinite baby. 400 00:17:10,809 --> 00:17:11,453 And I'm leaving it. 401 00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:13,188 That's what makes me evil... 402 00:17:13,211 --> 00:17:14,656 being sick of him. 403 00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:17,481 If you've ever been sick of him, you've been evil, too. 404 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:21,195 Rick, did you really leave the crows for me? 405 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:24,532 Or did you come back because they dumped you? 406 00:17:24,557 --> 00:17:27,603 There you go, kid. Now you're Evil Morty, too. 407 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,403 Sooner or later we all are, 408 00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:31,473 on this side of the curve. 409 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,484 - Ah! - Ah! 410 00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:47,221 Don't worry, Morty. We still got a way out 411 00:17:47,246 --> 00:17:49,092 they never thought of... Operation Phoenix. 412 00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:50,625 Doesn't that still mean, like, death? 413 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,361 Sure, but the joke's on them, 414 00:17:52,384 --> 00:17:54,625 'cause we just found a backdoor to getting off this rock. 415 00:17:58,057 --> 00:18:00,769 Rerouted. Rerouted. Rerouted. 416 00:18:02,328 --> 00:18:05,374 Rerouted. Rerouted. Rerouted. 417 00:18:08,201 --> 00:18:09,311 Oh, my God! 418 00:18:09,336 --> 00:18:11,301 Come on, Morty. We gotta go. 419 00:18:12,739 --> 00:18:14,650 You can come if you want. 420 00:18:14,673 --> 00:18:16,451 Don't blame me if you don't. 421 00:18:16,476 --> 00:18:18,453 Ugh! From where I sit, Morty, 422 00:18:18,478 --> 00:18:19,922 that's the best deal on the table. 423 00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:23,726 I-I don't have a real plan. 424 00:18:26,285 --> 00:18:28,463 Thanks, pal. I-I'm glad you ignored my advice. 425 00:18:28,488 --> 00:18:30,333 It's just as well. I lied. 426 00:18:30,356 --> 00:18:32,134 That second seat's a toilet. 427 00:18:32,159 --> 00:18:33,669 Oh. Super dick move. 428 00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:35,470 But weirdly kind of cool to admit it. 429 00:18:35,493 --> 00:18:37,205 Geez, you guys really are bred for forgiveness. 430 00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,941 Let's go. 431 00:18:53,579 --> 00:18:56,625 Say goodbye to the Citadel, fellas. 432 00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:53,342 Ooowee! Evil Morty. 433 00:20:53,365 --> 00:20:54,876 That was quite a scheme. 434 00:20:54,901 --> 00:20:57,480 Makes me wonder if there's an evil me out there. 435 00:20:57,503 --> 00:20:59,682 But I guess sometimes I look at my life, 436 00:20:59,705 --> 00:21:02,750 and I may not even need him, 'cause, well, 437 00:21:02,775 --> 00:21:05,288 guess I've made a pretty big mess of things myself. 438 00:21:05,311 --> 00:21:06,689 Ooowee. 439 00:21:06,712 --> 00:21:08,824 Never got my job at the university back. 440 00:21:08,847 --> 00:21:11,359 Remember that? Rick made me do karate. 441 00:21:11,384 --> 00:21:12,761 It... It was kinda funny. 442 00:21:12,786 --> 00:21:15,097 But I guess things went downhill from there. 443 00:21:15,122 --> 00:21:17,365 Started isolating myself from Amy. 444 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:19,634 Used to tell her everything I was feeling, 445 00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:21,104 but then I guess I stopped, 446 00:21:21,127 --> 00:21:23,705 'cause I wanted her to love who she thought I was, 447 00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:25,907 not who I felt myself becoming. 448 00:21:25,932 --> 00:21:28,576 Ever think about how horrified the people we love would be 449 00:21:28,601 --> 00:21:30,645 if they found out who we truly are? 450 00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:34,449 So we just dig ourselves deeper into our lies every day, 451 00:21:34,472 --> 00:21:38,052 ultimately hurting the only people brave enough to love us. 452 00:21:38,076 --> 00:21:39,654 Wish I didn't do that. 453 00:21:39,679 --> 00:21:41,790 Wish I was brave enough to love them back. 454 00:21:41,815 --> 00:21:44,660 I don't know. Maybe you should try it. 455 00:21:44,683 --> 00:21:46,862 We don't have as much time as we think. 456 00:21:46,885 --> 00:21:48,086 Ooowee. 457 00:21:49,756 --> 00:21:51,355 Did you get any of that?